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i've got mutiple internet personalities and they're all irritating | world famous swiftie | nfl owner | he/him

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so apparently we're doing the whole "share who we are" thing
joke is on you, I'll never die and never stop complaining
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
we've had multiple iterations of the same villain spanning decades but this is where they draw the line
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
why didn't you just do this 5 months ago?
Shams: Mavs officially firing GM Nico Harrison.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i simply don't have the energy for this vile single brain-celled woman anymore
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i'm gonna say no probably not
After falling to the Eagles at home, the Packers are 5-3-1 this season.

Should Green Bay head coach Matt LaFleur be on the hot seat?
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i don't expect anyone to make 64 yards in the cold with the wind whipping around a bit, but a better attempt would've been nice
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
ah well, on to next week
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
what the fuck are the eagles doing
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
still a ballgame
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
you need 2 scores in 10 minutes, just air it out until the game is over
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
jonas brothers christmas movie? make it the super bowl halftime show
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
hell yeah, take me home by phil collins is a banger
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
bo melton had some big plays in the past, I don't have an issue with the play even with the position changes, he's just gotta catch the ball it was right to his chest
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
romeo usually catches that but i can live with it, bo melton however....
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
these are supposed to be the top nfc teams, which only further proves the theory that every nfl team is bad
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
romeo giving me a heart attack
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
that's a shit call
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
TE in the backfield to block in front of jacobs, that's hot
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
COOP
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LMFAO
nick sirianni getting pissed over a false start is alot of throwing stones from a glass house
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
nick sirianni getting pissed over a false start is alot of throwing stones from a glass house
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
update! they sent me a letter so it's official, I'm banned from the village of kohler (and their hotel in green bay)
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
wow the dodgers are gonna be selling off pieces this winter
The #Dodgers will be as aggressive as anyone in free-agency this winter, per Bob Nightengale

LAD has freed up $87M with Clayton Kershaw, Michael Conforto, Chris Taylor, and Kirby Yates coming off the books this winter.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM