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joey (swiffer)
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i've got mutiple internet personalities and they're all irritating | world famous swiftie | nfl owner | he/him

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so apparently we're doing the whole "share who we are" thing
i know how to fix the packers
Wisconsin-River Falls has the most prolific offense in the country, nearly 600 yards per game. They beat powerhouse Wisconsin-Whitewater 52-14, for the first time since 2001.

Meet 32-yr-old OC Joe Matheson and his Top Gun offense, one of CFB's best stories.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i can't believe there's lore behind the family of bears that don't know how to wipe their ass
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
watching your successor and former mentor win manager of the year his first two years on the job while you got passed over multiple times has to irk you a little, but i find it hilarious
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i, the pizza delivery hero swiftie (official title), also think he should resign
UPDATE — Here are the at least 10 congressional Democrats, 5 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 6 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
can we get the other teams over here, or at least the brewers
HUGE FIRST BSKY POST
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
are they making leapfrog the villian
First poster for ‘TOY STORY 5’

In theaters on June 19, 2026.
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
engaging in wild sex inmediate post-op to break your brand new hip to own the libs
This feels like peak infantilisation of the elderly.

What exactly is ‘disgraceful’ about giving the elderly/infirm practical advice about how to be physically intimate in a safe way? They aren’t children. Their innocent eyes don’t need to be protected. Plus it’s medical guidance not a jazz mag
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This one made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
joke is on you, I'll never die and never stop complaining
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
we've had multiple iterations of the same villain spanning decades but this is where they draw the line
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
why didn't you just do this 5 months ago?
Shams: Mavs officially firing GM Nico Harrison.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i simply don't have the energy for this vile single brain-celled woman anymore
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i'm gonna say no probably not
After falling to the Eagles at home, the Packers are 5-3-1 this season.

Should Green Bay head coach Matt LaFleur be on the hot seat?
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i don't expect anyone to make 64 yards in the cold with the wind whipping around a bit, but a better attempt would've been nice
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
ah well, on to next week
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
what the fuck are the eagles doing
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
still a ballgame
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
you need 2 scores in 10 minutes, just air it out until the game is over
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
jonas brothers christmas movie? make it the super bowl halftime show
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
hell yeah, take me home by phil collins is a banger
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM