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joey (swiffer)
@doey.bsky.social
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i've got mutiple internet personalities and they're all irritating | world famous swiftie | nfl owner | he/him

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update! they sent me a letter so it's official, I'm banned from the village of kohler (and their hotel in green bay)
letter from the toilet fixture company addressed to me, joey (aka joseph). dear joseph, this letter is to inform you that effective immediately you are no longer allowed on Kohler company property including all locations in Kohler, Wisconsin (hospitality and manufacturing), lodge kohler in Green Bay, Wisconsin, and all kohler company sponsored events. in the event you enter into or on to any Kohler company property you will be considered trespassing and law enforcement will be contacted for assistance. any violation of this notice will result in colder corporate security contacting law enforcement. if you have any questions contact Kohler corporate security. your cooperation is appreciated, corporate security caller company
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
doey.bsky.social
lucius malfoy and giannis (crudely) photoshopped over harry potter's face. "let us hope that mr. giannis will always be around to save the day." "don't worry i will be."
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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so apparently the k*hler company is monitoring bluesky and filed an official complaint with Kohler PD (the cop i talked to didn't think i was a threat because I'm not) and even after explaining it was satire they have decided i cannot be on their property so that's fun
a post of mine quote-skeeting a post about kohler toilet cameras
October 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
doey.bsky.social
growing pretty fucking tired of this incessant bullshit, like what the hell are you talking about
“And I’m like, yo man, this brother’s electrifying, I want to see this brother dancing on the basketball court. I don’t want to hear no sh*t about no COVID vaccines. Get your a** on the court. We see you. Now, obviously in hindsight, the brother’s right because we see all the conspiracy theories that came out. And props to him for having the foresight to see that. We didn’t see that at the time.”
October 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
doey.bsky.social
i love this place
lambeau field on a picture perfect sunday afternoon.
October 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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andrew mccutchen (baseball legend) tweeting a single word: "furries"
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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@bagmilk.swifties.social
spammer impersonating bagged milk. this is not the true bagged milk.
October 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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harry styles. he is wearing headphones. he is also shouting in excitement.
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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12. the life of a showgirl (feat. sabrina carpenter)
it's giannis antentokounmpo (he's pretty good, if you haven't heard of him). he's holding his nba finals mvp trophy and the 2021 finals trophy. he's also wearing his "i (heart emoji) jim paschke" t-shirt, just an important distinction there. giannis is labeled as "me". the mvp trophy is labeled "this song". and the finals trophy is labeled "the musical artist taylor swift."
October 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
doey.bsky.social
11. honey
precious and adorable orlando arcia giving lorenzo cain, forever brewers legend and father of 3, a tight hug around his neck. locain is basically in a headlock but he doesn't seem to mind. arcia is labeled "me" and cain is labeled "taylor swift."
October 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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10. cancelled!
jordan love, with headphones horizontally wrapped around and resting on his forehead. he's giving a mischievous smile. he knows what he did.
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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9. wood
william contreras. smiling politely.
October 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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8. wi$h li$t
willy adames (brewers legend) leaping into the air and labeled as "this song". adames is caught by a player who you can only see his arms around willy. this player is labeled as "me."
October 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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7. actually romantic
harry styles making a face of surprise but also with a look of curiosity that's also amusing.
October 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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6. ruin the friendship
while kyrie irving is running towards the hoop. there is another player nearly horizontal with the ground like he was flung into the scene out of nowhere.
October 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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5. eldest daughter
michael scott. caption is [softly] "don't."
October 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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4. father figure
bradley beal with surprised face.
October 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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3. opalite
christian yelich holding up a white sheet of paper. crudely written on said paper (by yelich, obviously, not me) it says: "this song rocks."
October 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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2. elizabeth taylor
a basketball player labeled "taylor swift." with his hands around giannis's neck, who is labeled as "me."
October 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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1. fate of ophelia
freddy peralta, beaming a smile of joy and pure elation.
October 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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bart simpson saying "now the dutch are scoring off me. oh that is it."
September 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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an elderly white man standing in his driveway. "blacks rule" is written in spray paint on the pavement with a burned confederate flag (aka the Losers Flag) laying on the ground.
September 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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apparently my mother has been busy with her garden tomatoes
multiple mason jars of tomato juice stacked on top of each other. many more mason jars of tomato juice.
September 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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also I was trying to look up how old the students were supposed to be, google AI did it again and then doubled down
ai overview being very wrong. again. "The television series Poker Face doesn't feature kids in school grade levels, as it is a murder mystery series for adults and mature teens, with each episode focusing on a new crime and a new cast of adult characters involved in a violent death, according to Common Sense Media. The series, starring Natasha Lyonne as Charlie Cale, centers on her ability to detect when someone is lying. The plot involves Charlie encountering a variety of adults in different situations, all of whom are involved in some form of crime or suspicious death, and she uses her skill to uncover the truth. There are no ongoing child characters or school settings that are relevant to the main plot of the show." see, the thing is there's an entire episode dedicated to her working at a school. with children. it's a major driving point in the plot. despite google saying otherwise two different times.
September 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
doey.bsky.social
god forbid a woman have hobbies
sheboygan scanner post. "12:04 am. Huron ave. woman in 30s drank tiki torch fluid."
September 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM