beefer sutherland
doctorbeef.bsky.social
beefer sutherland
@doctorbeef.bsky.social
quirky fella
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my friend: lol you could just call a guy named Richard “Dick” and he wouldn't know if it's an insult

[later]

me: hey richard, you fucking dick.
September 29, 2023 at 12:59 AM
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Sometimes you need friends who will pull you to the side and “bro, what you doing?”
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
seductively sippin one of these, driving all the young gals at work wild
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Just a normal chill position
October 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Stop scrolling etc.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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after you clean out the litter box
October 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
@thecathive.bsky.social I got my rootin & tootin shirt and first wear was to the vet with my diarear kitty and it was a big hit 👍🏽
October 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I TOLDLY AGREE WITH YOU 🤡🤡🤡
October 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Don’t you dare delete my game
October 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"
October 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Last day at this unpleasant job. Finally.
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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it’s burger time
September 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done
June 9, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Joi Division
September 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
September 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Kirkland Signature must be HUGE in Iran
I’m sorry, could you run that by me again
September 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Da beanbag
August 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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The chips are their money.
August 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
First thing I read at 5:30 am
I saw a guy in the Spokane airport this week take his dick out on the way to the urinal and he was over 10 ft away
August 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Yeah man. I do think poorly of you if you still use Twitter. Its a sign of poor character, don't know what else to say about that
August 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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good evening
August 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
August 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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you gotta give
August 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM