Lizzy McGuire
@dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social
Be kind. Read good books. Make art. Do no harm. Take no shit.
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This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
I spend too much time talking to @fartsjohnson.bsky.social because I definitely thought this said Twin Peaks and it was Sad James™️ and BOB wearing a hat
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I spend too much time talking to @fartsjohnson.bsky.social because I definitely thought this said Twin Peaks and it was Sad James™️ and BOB wearing a hat
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I made too much spaghetti and now I can’t stop saying this to the cats
a man pouring spaghetti on a plate with the words " why don 't you eat some basghetti "
Alt: a man pouring spaghetti on a plate with the words " why don 't you eat some basghetti "
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I made too much spaghetti and now I can’t stop saying this to the cats
Because I am Mandy.
January 23, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Because I am Mandy.
I’m going to start a new series called:
“Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Late At Night” not to be confused with “Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Any Other Time of Day.” That one is only available on my Patreon.
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
“Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Late At Night” not to be confused with “Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Any Other Time of Day.” That one is only available on my Patreon.
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I’m going to start a new series called:
“Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Late At Night” not to be confused with “Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Any Other Time of Day.” That one is only available on my Patreon.
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
“Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Late At Night” not to be confused with “Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Any Other Time of Day.” That one is only available on my Patreon.
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
Charlie Daniels aka Herald of Hell aka Keeper of Souls aka Huevos RanCharos aka Charnerys Targaryen aka Charzard
2009-2026
Rest easy, my tiny hell hound.
2009-2026
Rest easy, my tiny hell hound.
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Charlie Daniels aka Herald of Hell aka Keeper of Souls aka Huevos RanCharos aka Charnerys Targaryen aka Charzard
2009-2026
Rest easy, my tiny hell hound.
2009-2026
Rest easy, my tiny hell hound.
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I would totally go back to school for this
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I would totally go back to school for this
Thank you, @mattdinniman.bsky.social for creating a world and characters so easy to fall in love with. Dungeon Crawler Carl has easily become my new favorite book series ever. I cannot wait to join Carl, Donut, Mongo, Sir Rend, Jeff Hays and Sound Booth Theater for the next book.
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Thank you, @mattdinniman.bsky.social for creating a world and characters so easy to fall in love with. Dungeon Crawler Carl has easily become my new favorite book series ever. I cannot wait to join Carl, Donut, Mongo, Sir Rend, Jeff Hays and Sound Booth Theater for the next book.
I love when my snacks hurt a little too
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I love when my snacks hurt a little too
Someone just GAVE me this haunted house. It is taller than my backseat.
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Someone just GAVE me this haunted house. It is taller than my backseat.
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just got my Christmas card from my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social!!
She drew Trogdor for me!!
She drew Trogdor for me!!
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
just got my Christmas card from my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social!!
She drew Trogdor for me!!
She drew Trogdor for me!!
I’ve know @jamesleech.bsky.social for almost 7 years and this is truly the best thing he’s ever done. And that includes two separate times he made videos for my son’s birthday.
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social never leave me a voice message
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’ve know @jamesleech.bsky.social for almost 7 years and this is truly the best thing he’s ever done. And that includes two separate times he made videos for my son’s birthday.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Look. I’m trying.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Look. I’m trying.
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meanwhile in the Group Chat, my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social DEVASTATED me with a Forehead Burn. lollll
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
meanwhile in the Group Chat, my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social DEVASTATED me with a Forehead Burn. lollll
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
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I was on the phone with my IRL BFF, @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social, last night and told her "I talk a LOT less than I did as a teen these days," and she said "You talk...... Less.. now?" rightfully shocked
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I was on the phone with my IRL BFF, @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social, last night and told her "I talk a LOT less than I did as a teen these days," and she said "You talk...... Less.. now?" rightfully shocked
“And everyone in Balencia gowns with red corsages, and big dance palaces full of music and lights and racial impurity and gender confusion. And all the deities are creole, mulatto, brown as the mouths of rivers. Race, taste and history finally overcome. And you ain't there.”
- Angels in America
- Angels in America
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“And everyone in Balencia gowns with red corsages, and big dance palaces full of music and lights and racial impurity and gender confusion. And all the deities are creole, mulatto, brown as the mouths of rivers. Race, taste and history finally overcome. And you ain't there.”
- Angels in America
- Angels in America
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I don't think they're capable of grasping the fact that we don't care, we don't protect bad people, that's their thing.
September 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I don't think they're capable of grasping the fact that we don't care, we don't protect bad people, that's their thing.
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Dear Fucking Worm Brain: THERE IS NO AUTISM EPIDEMIC. "The main reason we are finding more autism is simple: Clinicians are getting better at spotting what was always there."
April 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dear Fucking Worm Brain: THERE IS NO AUTISM EPIDEMIC. "The main reason we are finding more autism is simple: Clinicians are getting better at spotting what was always there."
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Every single time I get a fundraising email/text from a Democrat I respond asking if they're going to stand up for trans & immigrant rights. Only ONE candidate has ever responded - and he didn't give a clear answer.
Ask them every time, friends. They need to understand their careers depend on it.
Ask them every time, friends. They need to understand their careers depend on it.
People who don’t think throwing out trans rights is a widespread thing in the Democratic Party need to wake up. The party thinks it shouldn’t advocate for trans rights because the polls and focus groups say people don’t want it. They are terrified to act and they must be called out on this.
This is basically the attitude of democrats up and down the ticket and it’s pathetic and unamerican
March 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Every single time I get a fundraising email/text from a Democrat I respond asking if they're going to stand up for trans & immigrant rights. Only ONE candidate has ever responded - and he didn't give a clear answer.
Ask them every time, friends. They need to understand their careers depend on it.
Ask them every time, friends. They need to understand their careers depend on it.
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I'm teaching a ten week course at the Irish Writers' Centre dedicated to helping writers figure out how to turn their good idea into a finished script, you can sign up here - starts March 11:
irishwriterscentre.ie/courses/grow...
irishwriterscentre.ie/courses/grow...
Growing Your Idea: From Thought to Script with Paul Duane - Irish Writers Centre
In-person scriptwriting course at the Irish Writers Centre (Dublin). Turn an idea for a film into a detailed outline or script. Starts Tues 11 March 2025.
irishwriterscentre.ie
March 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm teaching a ten week course at the Irish Writers' Centre dedicated to helping writers figure out how to turn their good idea into a finished script, you can sign up here - starts March 11:
irishwriterscentre.ie/courses/grow...
irishwriterscentre.ie/courses/grow...