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Lizzy McGuire
@dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social
Be kind. Read good books. Make art. Do no harm. Take no shit.
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I spend too much time talking to @fartsjohnson.bsky.social because I definitely thought this said Twin Peaks and it was Sad James™️ and BOB wearing a hat
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I’m going to start a new series called:
“Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Late At Night” not to be confused with “Replies to My BFF When He Is A Fool Any Other Time of Day.” That one is only available on my Patreon.

@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Charlie Daniels aka Herald of Hell aka Keeper of Souls aka Huevos RanCharos aka Charnerys Targaryen aka Charzard

2009-2026

Rest easy, my tiny hell hound.
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 PM
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I would totally go back to school for this
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Thank you, @mattdinniman.bsky.social for creating a world and characters so easy to fall in love with. Dungeon Crawler Carl has easily become my new favorite book series ever. I cannot wait to join Carl, Donut, Mongo, Sir Rend, Jeff Hays and Sound Booth Theater for the next book.
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I love when my snacks hurt a little too
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Someone just GAVE me this haunted house. It is taller than my backseat.
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
And this
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I don’t remember why I made it but it was back in 2019
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Love this for me
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
It’s like we both released indie albums but yours is called “Mid-life Catharsis” and mine is called “Mid-life Crisis”
December 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reference pic. I promise my husband was there too but I was like, really pretty that day.
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Look. I’m trying.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I couldn’t type the quote because it’s too long…

Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“And everyone in Balencia gowns with red corsages, and big dance palaces full of music and lights and racial impurity and gender confusion. And all the deities are creole, mulatto, brown as the mouths of rivers. Race, taste and history finally overcome. And you ain't there.”
- Angels in America
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Shel Silverstein keeps watch over my living room…or at least that one chair.
February 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Unless it’s an approval for the spinal MRI you denied for my husband or an approval for my steroid eye drops that cost $700 a month…it’s not gonna be any different.
January 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When you and your plant are both kind of sad, you do light therapy together.
January 26, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Vote.
November 7, 2023 at 8:42 PM
My child and I are both very consistent when it comes to picking the color of our shoes.
August 28, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Doing art things with my kid
August 10, 2023 at 6:25 PM