dixego
@dixego.bsky.social
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esp/eng
eggbug forever
dixego@mastodon.social
having a sudden realization that KH2 is meters, BBS is cooldowns
>looking for a new action game
>ask if the action game is meter management or cooldowns
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is meter management and what is cooldowns
>she laughs and says “it’s a good game sir”
>buy the game
>its cooldowns
>ask if the action game is meter management or cooldowns
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is meter management and what is cooldowns
>she laughs and says “it’s a good game sir”
>buy the game
>its cooldowns
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
having a sudden realization that KH2 is meters, BBS is cooldowns
They Just Don't Get It huh
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They Just Don't Get It huh
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serial killer whose alias is some shit like "The Cincinnati Super Murderer"
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
serial killer whose alias is some shit like "The Cincinnati Super Murderer"
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JoJo's
Bizarre Orgasm 16
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
JoJo's
libs are so fucking funny dude not even in their wildest dreams can they conceive of a world where the party of evil rich pedophiles that want them dead is completely wiped out
unless of course the red here symbolizes a new communist party in which case, not a terrible start
unless of course the red here symbolizes a new communist party in which case, not a terrible start
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
libs are so fucking funny dude not even in their wildest dreams can they conceive of a world where the party of evil rich pedophiles that want them dead is completely wiped out
unless of course the red here symbolizes a new communist party in which case, not a terrible start
unless of course the red here symbolizes a new communist party in which case, not a terrible start
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
President Xi, please,
To add clarity to this:
Influencers in China that discuss topics such as medicine, law, education, or finance must prove they are qualified or certified to do so, in an aim to clamp down on misinformation.
Right now it impacts large influencer accounts (1m+ followers) + bans false advertising.
Influencers in China that discuss topics such as medicine, law, education, or finance must prove they are qualified or certified to do so, in an aim to clamp down on misinformation.
Right now it impacts large influencer accounts (1m+ followers) + bans false advertising.
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
President Xi, please,
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I miss the days of early Bluesky when we all agreed that putting screenshots of ragebait losers from other websites on each other's feeds was totally Bad and Uncool and behavior Best Left Behind
October 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I miss the days of early Bluesky when we all agreed that putting screenshots of ragebait losers from other websites on each other's feeds was totally Bad and Uncool and behavior Best Left Behind
okay so I know this is a discussion of a wide societal masculinity issue but what I'm hearing is we need to make japanese street racing cool and masculine and mainstream so these guys start clamoring for small hatchbacks to do sick drifts in
And notably if you never do these things, a pickup truck is basically the 'wrong" form factor for you unless you're just getting it for aesthetics. The design choices that make pickups pickups are there for hauling/towing and offroading and have huge downsides for urban or suburban use.
I’ll have to find the survey data but it was stunning. Like north of 90% of pickup owners are 1/1 a year or never.
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
okay so I know this is a discussion of a wide societal masculinity issue but what I'm hearing is we need to make japanese street racing cool and masculine and mainstream so these guys start clamoring for small hatchbacks to do sick drifts in
they put chainsaw man on the big screen. you yes you can watch chainsaw man get blown up ten thousand times on an imax, today
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
they put chainsaw man on the big screen. you yes you can watch chainsaw man get blown up ten thousand times on an imax, today
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
is it impossible for English language reporting on China to take any other form than "China is doing X... [sinisterly? | but at what cost? | because the communist party is evil]
For critics, China’s construction of the world’s largest dam is another sign of Beijing’s inability to break from its tried-and-true formula of turning to infrastructure investment to stimulate the economy.
trib.al/vl9Af4o
trib.al/vl9Af4o
Will world's largest dam project be big enough for China's economy?
Observers question whether Yarlung Tsangpo power plant can revive growth momentum
trib.al
October 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
is it impossible for English language reporting on China to take any other form than "China is doing X... [sinisterly? | but at what cost? | because the communist party is evil]
*waches video about MGSV definitive subistence mod*: [sigh] i guess it's that time of the year again
October 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*waches video about MGSV definitive subistence mod*: [sigh] i guess it's that time of the year again
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I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
July 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
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People ask me how i became an uncle and my answer is just keep trying. Don't give up!
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
People ask me how i became an uncle and my answer is just keep trying. Don't give up!
kingdom hearts + drakengard inspired game where the bad guys look like this
Angeltober 2022 Illustrations
Day 11: Sacrament "Sanctus"
Josiel, Principality of Written Laws
Day 11: Sacrament "Sanctus"
Josiel, Principality of Written Laws
October 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
kingdom hearts + drakengard inspired game where the bad guys look like this
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Mash up bands:
Guns 'N Oates
Guns 'N Oates
Mash up bands
Pink Purple
Pink Purple
Mash up bands:
Fleetwood Floyd
Fleetwood Floyd
October 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mash up bands:
Guns 'N Oates
Guns 'N Oates
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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it is not polite to say so but no discussion of the state of the games industry/press can really avoid the reality that the audience is just. really really bad.
October 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
it is not polite to say so but no discussion of the state of the games industry/press can really avoid the reality that the audience is just. really really bad.
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Cheers is Hispanophobic, Transformers is Hispanophobic AnCom dreck, Italian K-dramas are Hispanophobic, manga is generally Hispanophobic, monarchy is Hispanophobic. Masscult under scientology is inherently Hispanophobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Cheers is Hispanophobic, Transformers is Hispanophobic AnCom dreck, Italian K-dramas are Hispanophobic, manga is generally Hispanophobic, monarchy is Hispanophobic. Masscult under scientology is inherently Hispanophobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
(R.E.M. voice)
Ohh Wife
Is bigger
Ohh Wife
Is bigger
October 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
(R.E.M. voice)
Ohh Wife
Is bigger
Ohh Wife
Is bigger
an interesting thing about the "on Mastodon your instance's admin can just decide to blow it up and now you've lost all your relationships there" is that... can't the same be said about Discord?
and aren't a bunch of people happily using Discord normally in their daily lives?
and aren't a bunch of people happily using Discord normally in their daily lives?
There are 18,000 different Mastodon instances each with their own jay. ... Probably not but you can't know this until you've already been using the thing and then the mod team has a crashout. And your stuff is still gone if you get banned so there isn't an effective difference for most people.
October 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
an interesting thing about the "on Mastodon your instance's admin can just decide to blow it up and now you've lost all your relationships there" is that... can't the same be said about Discord?
and aren't a bunch of people happily using Discord normally in their daily lives?
and aren't a bunch of people happily using Discord normally in their daily lives?
it is the year 2025. through no fault of its own, people still believe you need a computer science degree to join a mastodon server.
October 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it is the year 2025. through no fault of its own, people still believe you need a computer science degree to join a mastodon server.
bluesky life expectancy now reduced to 1.5 more months
Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
October 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
bluesky life expectancy now reduced to 1.5 more months