Gabe Owners
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Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”
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Bitch where are you? Retire you useless old bozo
First it was Tish James and James Comey. Now it’s Senators, Governors, and the Fed Chair. In Donald Trump’s America you get a bogus investigation for doing your job.
Americans reject this kind of totalitarian bullying. Where are Republicans? Hiding.
Americans reject this kind of totalitarian bullying. Where are Republicans? Hiding.
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Bitch where are you? Retire you useless old bozo
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I'm begging for Christofascists to add an ounce of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion to their politics.
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I'm begging for Christofascists to add an ounce of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion to their politics.
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If you actually know what the numbers in Pokemon mean you a bitch to me
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you actually know what the numbers in Pokemon mean you a bitch to me
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When you think of it, civility is cursed and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper dirtbag leftist movement should seek to abolish it.
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When you think of it, civility is cursed and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper dirtbag leftist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Minneapolis, Minnesota
Pop: 2,977,172
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minneapolis,_Minnesota
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Pop: 2,977,172
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minneapolis,_Minnesota
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=121342477
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=124479509
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=178759447
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Mutual aid is the weaponization of solidarity
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Mutual aid is the weaponization of solidarity
Costco employees are braver than the troops
October 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Costco employees are braver than the troops
The libs can’t stop me from having a lunch beer
September 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The libs can’t stop me from having a lunch beer
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american cities: it’s time to break free from the yoke of the federal government and join the belt and road initiative
September 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
american cities: it’s time to break free from the yoke of the federal government and join the belt and road initiative
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33. Guns should not be allowed for big game hunting. If you want to try and kill a moose or bear or whatever, you get at best a crossbow or speargun. Much more fair
August 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
33. Guns should not be allowed for big game hunting. If you want to try and kill a moose or bear or whatever, you get at best a crossbow or speargun. Much more fair
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Taxes are fucking disgusting and won't exist under feminism
July 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Taxes are fucking disgusting and won't exist under feminism
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blastin a twelve roper into odo’s pail
July 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
blastin a twelve roper into odo’s pail
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Deciding "hold my beer" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been fingerblasted by your homeless boyfriends and it SHOWS.
July 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Deciding "hold my beer" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been fingerblasted by your homeless boyfriends and it SHOWS.
Getting my dick sucked in an Arby’s restroom
July 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Getting my dick sucked in an Arby’s restroom
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Okay I looked it up. “grill pill” is a bigoted slur against cis folks.
July 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Okay I looked it up. “grill pill” is a bigoted slur against cis folks.
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How bad is my phone addiction?
My stomach just growled and I thought it was a notification
My stomach just growled and I thought it was a notification
June 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How bad is my phone addiction?
My stomach just growled and I thought it was a notification
My stomach just growled and I thought it was a notification
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Squirt 💦
Calumet, MI
Calumet, MI
June 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Squirt 💦
Calumet, MI
Calumet, MI
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"Bluesky is so woke and lame"
Meanwhile, on X:
Meanwhile, on X:
May 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Bluesky is so woke and lame"
Meanwhile, on X:
Meanwhile, on X:
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Would absolutely not recommend this horrendous podcast, but the deranged comments were funny to read
May 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Would absolutely not recommend this horrendous podcast, but the deranged comments were funny to read
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☀️We're giving away 5 special edition mugs, plus a free copy of the Sunday Times bestseller Fall of Civilizations! ☀️
To enter, just repost this and follow the publisher @duckworthbooks.bsky.social!
Giveaway closes at midnight on Friday 23rd May. Good luck!
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Giveaway closes at midnight on Friday 23rd May. Good luck!
May 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
☀️We're giving away 5 special edition mugs, plus a free copy of the Sunday Times bestseller Fall of Civilizations! ☀️
To enter, just repost this and follow the publisher @duckworthbooks.bsky.social!
Giveaway closes at midnight on Friday 23rd May. Good luck!
To enter, just repost this and follow the publisher @duckworthbooks.bsky.social!
Giveaway closes at midnight on Friday 23rd May. Good luck!