Pete Cardy
@dewey56.bsky.social
I'm a bit confused. The Covid Enquiry seems to be taking evidence from a rough sleeper. Dishevelled, unshaven, shirt hanging out. Clothes he has clearly slept in, probably hasn't washed.
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I'm a bit confused. The Covid Enquiry seems to be taking evidence from a rough sleeper. Dishevelled, unshaven, shirt hanging out. Clothes he has clearly slept in, probably hasn't washed.
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
Not sure Kemi Badenoch has got enough Union Flags there. Surprised she isn't dressed as Brittania
September 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Not sure Kemi Badenoch has got enough Union Flags there. Surprised she isn't dressed as Brittania
Watching a bit of Thames Water's appearance before the Select Committee. Watching these generic corporate fat cats bullshitting, being vague and evasive, is just making the best case why we shouldn't let utilities be run by private companies.
July 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Watching a bit of Thames Water's appearance before the Select Committee. Watching these generic corporate fat cats bullshitting, being vague and evasive, is just making the best case why we shouldn't let utilities be run by private companies.
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The Liar Tweets Tonight
This Song Parody Tells Americans to 'Vote Trump Away' | NowThis
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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March 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The Liar Tweets Tonight
My thoughts are with Arsene Wenger in this difficult time.
May 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My thoughts are with Arsene Wenger in this difficult time.
This is the most satisfying video I've seen for some time
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is the most satisfying video I've seen for some time
Just turned on Sky News and Trump is doing one of rambling, stream of unconsciousness things. It's like the political equivalent of Billy Conolly. Except that Billy always found his way back to the point
April 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Just turned on Sky News and Trump is doing one of rambling, stream of unconsciousness things. It's like the political equivalent of Billy Conolly. Except that Billy always found his way back to the point
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He was right the first time.
MAGA Rep. Just Gave President Trump A NSFW Nickname With 'Freudian Slip' For The Ages
He said it right the first time.
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April 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
He was right the first time.
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
1
CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
2
CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
3
CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
4
BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
5
HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
6
HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
7
HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
8
CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
9
CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
10
HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
11
HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
12
HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibw4ldc3fhslbvxgy2oqrof2oys5kpgh7zu6a5f3usmx3lf4547qm@jpeg)
A sudden spate of sex bots today. Hope this doesn't continue. Blocked the few first few. Now, reporting every instance.
January 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A sudden spate of sex bots today. Hope this doesn't continue. Blocked the few first few. Now, reporting every instance.
That's why I have goldfish.
Get a dog, they said. Dogs lower your blood pressure, they said.
Because some damn fool asked, here's a thread about Baxter.
This was taken on the day I brought home Baxter and threw away all hope of an easy life.
Look at him. Absolutely irresistible.
And that's how they get you, the utter bastards
This was taken on the day I brought home Baxter and threw away all hope of an easy life.
Look at him. Absolutely irresistible.
And that's how they get you, the utter bastards
December 27, 2024 at 3:29 PM
That's why I have goldfish.
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December 16, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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To win a signed copy of The Tories: A Tragedy, retweet this post and answer this question:
It was recently discovered that the Somme is the battle most closely associated with menstruation. But which famous engagement is most commonly linked to an enlarged prostate?
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It was recently discovered that the Somme is the battle most closely associated with menstruation. But which famous engagement is most commonly linked to an enlarged prostate?
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WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES
December 15, 2024 at 8:56 AM
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES
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Once upon a time I was falling in love,
But now I'm only falling apart.
There's nothing I can do...
But now I'm only falling apart.
There's nothing I can do...
December 5, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Once upon a time I was falling in love,
But now I'm only falling apart.
There's nothing I can do...
But now I'm only falling apart.
There's nothing I can do...
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This poll about another EU referendum isn't going quite the way the Daily Express thought at the moment.
POLL: Do you agree with Carol Vorderman that there should be a referendum on rejoining the EU?
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November 26, 2024 at 7:31 AM
This poll about another EU referendum isn't going quite the way the Daily Express thought at the moment.
"And 5000 poppadoms please"
November 24, 2024 at 6:04 PM
"And 5000 poppadoms please"
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Update on meteoroloppers.
Rainlode hammerit like an elepher relievey on a slab, but horizontole.
Folly.
In the worms of Willibold Shakesmole, “Blow windy, crackly cheekloppers!”
Rainlode hammerit like an elepher relievey on a slab, but horizontole.
Folly.
In the worms of Willibold Shakesmole, “Blow windy, crackly cheekloppers!”
November 23, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Update on meteoroloppers.
Rainlode hammerit like an elepher relievey on a slab, but horizontole.
Folly.
In the worms of Willibold Shakesmole, “Blow windy, crackly cheekloppers!”
Rainlode hammerit like an elepher relievey on a slab, but horizontole.
Folly.
In the worms of Willibold Shakesmole, “Blow windy, crackly cheekloppers!”
1/2 It seems to me that people who worry about this being an "echo chamber" are mainly journalists and politicians who have a tendency to navel gaze and worry about how they are perceived.
November 23, 2024 at 8:45 AM
1/2 It seems to me that people who worry about this being an "echo chamber" are mainly journalists and politicians who have a tendency to navel gaze and worry about how they are perceived.
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So our issue with Bluesky is that videos are only 60 seconds long. But apparently you can all see this video taking the piss out of Elon Musk perfectly well?
youtu.be/GZvS72-GZsc?...
youtu.be/GZvS72-GZsc?...
Colin from Portsmouth on ELON MUSK
YouTube video by TheExplodingHeads
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November 14, 2024 at 10:17 AM
So our issue with Bluesky is that videos are only 60 seconds long. But apparently you can all see this video taking the piss out of Elon Musk perfectly well?
youtu.be/GZvS72-GZsc?...
youtu.be/GZvS72-GZsc?...