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Jade
@deviantcryptid.bsky.social
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artificerind.bsky.social
Commissioned Karlach bust done! Client is happy, and I'm pleased with how she turned out. #miniaturepainting #bg3 #minipainting
Painted miniature bust of Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3. She has been sculpted holding a lot cigar.
June 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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zetrystan.bsky.social
Never forget the best Animal Crossing comic I ever made.
Comic. First frame says "POV, you're an ugly villager and you're in my island's campsite". The other frames show me entering the tent, looking at the camera, then leaving the tent.
May 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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jrgdrawing.bsky.social
Do you see the little red house?
May 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
deviantcryptid.bsky.social
wanting to play pirate yakuza but I have to finish infinite wealth first...
February 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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maraganger.bsky.social
on a better note ; silent hill 1 unused chicken enemy
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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ffrancavilla.bsky.social
THE SHAPE OF WATER
@realgdt.bsky.social
A profile of the gillman, amphibian creature in Guillermo Del Toro movie THE SHAPE OF WATER
December 30, 2024 at 8:08 PM
deviantcryptid.bsky.social
finally playing infinite wealth 🙏 the gap between 7 and 8 is the longest I've taken between yakuza games 💀
December 7, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
Grocery store parking lot at 2:12 am
A snowy parking lot at night. An abstract, fleshy, meaty thing is draped over a rusty, bloody shopping cart. The shopping cart melts into the creature through long ribbons of flesh to the point where the cart might actually be an extension of the creature. Its head is an oval on a long neck, like a sperm. Its only feature is a hole, making its face appear like a sucker.
November 30, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
November 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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jay.bsky.team
Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
turkey stuffed with octopus tentacles, sitting on top of crab legs
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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realgdt.bsky.social
Weekend Paint Job- Have a great weekend!
The Oni mask now has highlights, metallics, washes-
November 30, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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illumi.meme
can't believe someone left all these barrels of fidget spinners out for just anybody to take
a bunch of radioactive waste barrels
December 7, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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ygrene.bsky.social
this is THE early bird
December 8, 2023 at 11:51 AM
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judedoyle.bsky.social
YOU, A FOOL: There's no use in holding a grudge forever. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, you know?

ME, WISE: Former Eminem protege 50 Cent has become a fervent anti-rape activist solely because he hates Sean "Diddy" Combs
A Tweet from Variety: "50 Cent's production company will be releasing a documentary about Sean 'Diddy' Combs and the numerous sexual assault allegations against him. All proceeds 'will go to victims of sexual assault and rape,' 50 Cent announces."
December 7, 2023 at 8:55 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
How we used to have to buy weed
It is a moon lit night in a narrow valley of a high mountain spooky terrain. The moon has a halo that makes it look twice its own size, and is only barely covered by slightly wispy clouds. The mountains in the distance are blueish white from the splash of the moons haunted hues, but in between the walls of darker rock that crowd in to the foreground, two-robed creatures that are likely men stand lit by a torch that one of them holds like a holy relic. Their hoods are pointed and drawn up over their heads, but we can see the whites of their long impressive beards that make them look like wizards, though perhaps they are merely otherworldly cultists. Their faces are in shadow and they are hunched suspiciously, as if they are up to some dark mischief and their hands are raised in a way that you cannot tell if they are conversing, about to exchange items, or casting some spell.
December 9, 2023 at 8:01 AM
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wagatwe.com
so you're telling me Hunter Biden pays for his porn and compensates sex workers for their labor?
@DailyMail.com Hunter Biden spent a staggering $872K on prostitutes, porn and sex club memberships and took $1.6 M from ATMs
December 9, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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itsdoug.ca
Elon’s about to try to drive a Cybertruck into a data center
folktunes.bsky.social folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · Dec 8
pleased to report Frankenstein's monster has turned on its creator
Musk's AI roasting the fuck out of him. It's mostly the kind of mid insult you'd expect but in a rare move it's actually got some bangers in there. Full transcript in comments.
December 8, 2023 at 11:38 PM
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grochowa.bsky.social
don’t call cops for wellness checks
Police say no one answered the door when officers arrived. They say there was a concern for the woman's health and safety, so officers entered her unit. Police say shortly afterward, there was a confrontation and officers deployed a conducted energy weapon then shot her. They say the woman died at the scene.
December 7, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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marawilson.bsky.social
A lot of smart people also end up in cults! They like people who question everyday life! And smart people end up in abusive relationships all the time.
gravity-pike.bsky.social Gravity Pike @gravity-pike.bsky.social · Dec 7
Cults prey on desperate people, providing them a sense of community while simultaneously isolating them from anyone else. "Smart" people are just better at figuring out how to justify all of the terrible things they see happening!
December 7, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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gbbranstetter.bsky.social
Godzilla is just good clean fun and definitely not a metaphor for the horrors that await us at the intersection of imperialism, technology, and war
December 6, 2023 at 11:50 PM
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luckytran.com
The coronavirus is still killing 1,000 people in the US every week. Get your updated vaccine and wear a mask. COVID is not over.
The Independent: Spike in Covid cases as 1,000 Americans die every week The US government may be done with Covid, but recent CDC data shows an alarming number of Americans are still dying from the respiratory disease
December 7, 2023 at 5:51 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Bluesky needs a malevolent Christmas-hating figure like Scrooge or the Grinch to spice up the season. And I’ve decided it’ll be me. If I see you posting “Merry Christmas” I’ll reply “no it isn’t” and so forth
December 8, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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debbshock.blue
*sigh*
right about now
8 stills from Seinfeld, Jerry & George in the diner, trading comments... right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother
December 7, 2023 at 11:38 AM