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Doug!
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Sysadmin, Dad and general pain in the ass
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · Aug 19
I only pick the highest quality of low hanging fruit
I love waking up in the morning, getting everything ready for my day, then logging on to the internet to see the ramblings of the mad king who has taken over the country right next to mine and then having a nice cup of coffee
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Logging on
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Alan Moore right now:
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It's the holiday season, who's going to dress up as a ghost and break into Elon's house to show him the true meaning of the season?
Someone show Musk the billionaire getting kicked in the head tweet and let's see if he pops into an IKEA
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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🔮 buppy needs help and he’s struggling to ask

our doctor wants us to take a month off for sexual violence leave so we can undergo urgent care

it’s job protected leave, but it’s unpaid and buppy has bills he can’t afford to ignore nyoom

anything helps <3

ko-fi.com/marallmighty
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You have to have a license to run forklift and if you fuck up they will take it away from you

We need OSHA but for the plagiarism machine
we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Staring wistfully at the shores of Lake Superior with a single tear frozen to my cheek
i can't believe today is not a national holiday; the Edmund Fitzgerald deserves better
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Lex Luthor's presidency wasn't this corrupt
Maybe electing a lifelong criminal to office where he can pardon other criminals was a bad idea actually? I don't know.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What… what is happening with his head?
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Big mood today
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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News In Photo:
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ooooohhh…. This is why all of those “Mamdani winning doesn’t matter” articles were published
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Huh… seems bad
Guardians' Clase, Ortiz indicted on betting-related charges
www.sportsnet.ca
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
An hour of simmering later…
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Chilli time
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is so delightfully mean and i hope she keeps doing it
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The Heritage Foundation needs to razed and everyone involved exiled from society
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Logging on
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
*ahem*

*slams fist on table*

BIG BOAT STUCK! BIG BOAT STUCK! BIG BOAT STUCK! BIIIIIGGGGGG BOOOOAAAATTT STTUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This is the new Captain Acheran model that will be announced next week after the Titus’ promotion news
A traditional Kiltbash
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM