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@itsdoug.ca
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Logging on
A screenshot from The Simpsons where Homer is sitting in his underwear playing with RC cars. Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie are watching him from behind the brown couch in their sitting room dressed up to go to church
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Alan Moore right now:
The “I should Buy a Boat cat” meme. The cat is wearing a blue suit while reading a newspaper at a table. Text: I should curse some people
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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An hour of simmering later…
A white bowl with red chilli topped with sour cream, cheddar cheese and chives. There is a spoon in there as well
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Chilli time
A white ceramic pot sitting on a black stove top. Is is full of a reddish brown liquid that is bubbling. You can see both black beans, red kidney beans and ground beef
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Logging on
A screenshot of the Canadian animated short “The Log Divers Waltz”. The aforementioned log diver is perched on a log in the middle of the river with his arms and one leg outstretched. He’s wearing a red hat, flannel and blue jeans.
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Yellow and red text on a dark blue background. Text: Boop for the snoot
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Oh we are cooking!
An image of two Warhammer models from the T'Au empire range. They are both teal and white battle suits with with large shields and rifles.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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WE PAY FOR SOFTWARE THAT DOES THIS ALREADY!!!!!

WHY HAVE WE NEVER USED THIS????
A still from the movie The Incredibles 2. This is the scene where he tries to help his son with his math homework and looses his mind. Mr. Incredible is angrily pointing at a table covered in crumpled paper. The sunset in the background looks nice.
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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A screenshot from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. Lon haired character Anakin Skywalker is standing in a room with a large window in the background. He is complaining that he is on the council but not being elevated to Jedi Master Text: This is outrageous. It’s unfair.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Oh hell yes!!!!!

Bieber Fever is back baby!!!!
A screenshot of a Twitter post from the Toronto Blue Jays Welcome Back, Biebs!! Official: RHP Shane Bieber has exercised his player option for the 2026 season. There are images of Shane Bieber cheering and a video of him walking towards the mound
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Exactly, we've already found the perfect form factor for robots
A screenshot from the movie Short Circuit 2. It has a vaguely humanoid robot on tank treads wearing a cowboy hat and red hankerchief
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Zuck's new genius pitch:
A screenshot from the show Mad Men. The character Don Draper (a middle aged white man in a black suit) is standing in front of a poster as if he's trying to sell something. Text: You give me money and I make the computer do it
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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This is why we should get rid of daylight savings time
A screen shot of a Bluesky post Ephraim Stone @testonewrites.bsky.social Follow Joined Dec '24 Patrick, I hope and pray to the Most High GD that every single inclination of cruelty, pettiness, and dishonestly you have shown here is inflicted upon the people you care about and love. I pray to the All-Creator that you experience nothing but misery and horror as others suffer due to yourself. November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM 1 repost 1 quote 1 like 1 save
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Dawn of the final day
Blue Jays pitcher Max Scherzer peering over the dugout barrier with only from his nose up visible. Text: Bonjour
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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A cat in a suit reading a newspaper with a teacup next to it Text: I should open a brewery
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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For those that missed it, here are the highlights from last night
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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What fucking ghouls

Who do they work for.... ah fucking billionaires
Club for Growth Nonprofit organization The Club for Growth is a 501 political organization active in the United States, with a fiscally conservative agenda focused on tax cuts and other economic policy issues. As of 2021, the Club for Growth's largest funders were billionaires Jeff Yass and Richard Uihlein. Source: Wikipedia
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I was going to paint while watching the baseball game…
A small grey and white cat curled up on a desk while surrounded by various Warhammer painting things
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Me; currently listening to the baseball game on the radio
A screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation. A character is sitting reclined on a chair in a thoughtful pose as he recites a baseball game from memory.
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Contact hitting and RBI's?
A screenshot from Star Wars. Child Anakin Skywalker is wearing a helmet and goggles in a spaceship cockpit. Text: Now this is Blue Jays Baseball
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I love Blue Jays baseball
Matthew McConaughey smoking with a terrified look on his face
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I think everyone should be on food stamps
A Norman Rockwell painting of a man in a brown coat and blue shirt standing up in a meeting to speak
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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What was he writing in that notebook? Is that the BaseballNote?
A two panel Instagram image. The top shows a man in a Dogers uniform pitching to a man in a Boue Jays uniform. The bottom shows Yamamoto writing in a notebook. Text: FOX. CO BLUE Capita Capita Yamamoto was taking handwritten notes during the game
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Sickos meme but the guy is wearing Ottawa Senators gear
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Happy birthday to me
Two Warhammer models in box. On the left is a blue Space Marine with a big hammer and shield. On the right is a fantasy guy wearing a big cloak and large sword.
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM