Alan Edwards
@derenemyn.com
Widowed dog dad, former caregiver. Mass Effect and Bioware nerd, writer, actor, fight choreographer, carny, larper, wrestling mark. I wrote about Julienne at derenemyn.com and her writing is at whimsyandwarpaint.com.
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Alan Edwards
@derenemyn.com
· Feb 22
They say to get two dogs so they can keep each other company well I feel like that about swords so I'm excited to announce that my bastard now has a sibling bastard
Rewatching the women's Blood and Guts match and I think it's my new favorite match ever. They fought like they'd have done it for free. Truly elevated everyone. Congratulations to everyone involved - you killed it dead 🤼 #AEW
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Rewatching the women's Blood and Guts match and I think it's my new favorite match ever. They fought like they'd have done it for free. Truly elevated everyone. Congratulations to everyone involved - you killed it dead 🤼 #AEW
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Oh.
*remembers voting for Hillary in a pantsuit and sensible heels, excited*
*remembers voting for Liz Warren in a primary, even more excited*
*remembers rallying and voting for Kamala in a long-shot pipe-dream that seemed it could absolutely come true somehow, cautiously optimistic*
Well.
*remembers voting for Hillary in a pantsuit and sensible heels, excited*
*remembers voting for Liz Warren in a primary, even more excited*
*remembers rallying and voting for Kamala in a long-shot pipe-dream that seemed it could absolutely come true somehow, cautiously optimistic*
Well.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh.
*remembers voting for Hillary in a pantsuit and sensible heels, excited*
*remembers voting for Liz Warren in a primary, even more excited*
*remembers rallying and voting for Kamala in a long-shot pipe-dream that seemed it could absolutely come true somehow, cautiously optimistic*
Well.
*remembers voting for Hillary in a pantsuit and sensible heels, excited*
*remembers voting for Liz Warren in a primary, even more excited*
*remembers rallying and voting for Kamala in a long-shot pipe-dream that seemed it could absolutely come true somehow, cautiously optimistic*
Well.
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November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I feel it's likely that we're beginning to see an actual downfall. Especially with Fox News covering it.
GOOD.
But I will not forget how many protected, enabled, participated, and covered up these horrific acts.
It's not just one man. Or a couple of them. This is a cancer that must be rooted out.
GOOD.
But I will not forget how many protected, enabled, participated, and covered up these horrific acts.
It's not just one man. Or a couple of them. This is a cancer that must be rooted out.
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I feel it's likely that we're beginning to see an actual downfall. Especially with Fox News covering it.
GOOD.
But I will not forget how many protected, enabled, participated, and covered up these horrific acts.
It's not just one man. Or a couple of them. This is a cancer that must be rooted out.
GOOD.
But I will not forget how many protected, enabled, participated, and covered up these horrific acts.
It's not just one man. Or a couple of them. This is a cancer that must be rooted out.
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My review will be up later but I saw the new Running Man and all it did was deepen my appreciation for Richard Dawson’s performance in the original
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My review will be up later but I saw the new Running Man and all it did was deepen my appreciation for Richard Dawson’s performance in the original
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What if I just paid it? What if I wasn't a pissed off person who didn't know any better? How much money do insurers make off of people not knowing they're being billed inccorectly!? 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What if I just paid it? What if I wasn't a pissed off person who didn't know any better? How much money do insurers make off of people not knowing they're being billed inccorectly!? 😭
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Drop whatever you’re doing right this instant, there’s big spider web news: defector.com/drop-whateve...
Drop Whatever You're Doing Right This Instant, There's Big Spider Web News | Defector
After a brief foray into creatures big, flashy, and famous, we must return to form and focus on the spineless, creepy, and crawling. Today we’re shining a spotlight on one of the most loathèd…
defector.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Drop whatever you’re doing right this instant, there’s big spider web news: defector.com/drop-whateve...
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when it comes to blood in wrestling for me the limit does not exist. i love the willingness of AEW to take it there and love blood & guts. if deathmatches/lots of blood isn’t your thing i get it, but acting upset about it is like visiting a bakery and getting mad that they’re selling cupcakes.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
when it comes to blood in wrestling for me the limit does not exist. i love the willingness of AEW to take it there and love blood & guts. if deathmatches/lots of blood isn’t your thing i get it, but acting upset about it is like visiting a bakery and getting mad that they’re selling cupcakes.
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Every CEO could be replaced by a drinking bird toy and none of us would ever know the difference
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Every CEO could be replaced by a drinking bird toy and none of us would ever know the difference
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
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It's another layer of national degradation and moral decline to see the political media treat child rape like just another horserace issue.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's another layer of national degradation and moral decline to see the political media treat child rape like just another horserace issue.
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tell a horror story in five words
"ross douthat sydney sweeney thinkpiece"
"ross douthat sydney sweeney thinkpiece"
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
tell a horror story in five words
"ross douthat sydney sweeney thinkpiece"
"ross douthat sydney sweeney thinkpiece"
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oh look it’s my politics in a picture
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
oh look it’s my politics in a picture
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Don't let me ever, EVER, catch you asking a woman why she's so fucking angry.
Wisconsin Republicans are introducing a bill that mandates women use ‘catch kits’ when they have a miscarriage or abortion at home—forcing them to bag up their pregnancy tissue and bring it to the doctor as medical waste.
jessica.substack.com/p/wisconsin-...
jessica.substack.com/p/wisconsin-...
Republicans Are Pushing 'Catch Kits' For Miscarriages & Abortion
11.12.24
jessica.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Don't let me ever, EVER, catch you asking a woman why she's so fucking angry.
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
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I think it's kinda beautiful that once a year AEW is like "It's Deathmatch night on Turner Broadcasting Systems"
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think it's kinda beautiful that once a year AEW is like "It's Deathmatch night on Turner Broadcasting Systems"
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A child is a child and if you're trying to make this argument then you're as sick as the person being accused
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A child is a child and if you're trying to make this argument then you're as sick as the person being accused
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unfortunately I have been convinced, wrestling appears to be good
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
unfortunately I have been convinced, wrestling appears to be good
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Call me crazy, but I think selling your soul to protect a leader who is very clearly a pedophile is the worst thing to sell your soul for. Like, the worst of the worst. Not even a monster would do that.
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Call me crazy, but I think selling your soul to protect a leader who is very clearly a pedophile is the worst thing to sell your soul for. Like, the worst of the worst. Not even a monster would do that.
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Bravo ladies that was great I am now afraid of all of you
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Bravo ladies that was great I am now afraid of all of you
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When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
That was such a beautiful display of violence. They fuckin killed it. What a story they told and that end was so well done. Can only imagine how insane the second women's Blood and Guts match is gonna be 🤼 #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That was such a beautiful display of violence. They fuckin killed it. What a story they told and that end was so well done. Can only imagine how insane the second women's Blood and Guts match is gonna be 🤼 #AEWDynamite
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Folks...this is free television.
#AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Folks...this is free television.
#AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEWDynamite 🤼
It's absurd, but Mercedes is underrated. She's essentially a perfect wrestler 🤼 #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It's absurd, but Mercedes is underrated. She's essentially a perfect wrestler 🤼 #AEWDynamite