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Ocean Man, Seeker Of The Life-Form Braised In The Sand.
@discord.com are you fucking kidding me

a 'Teen Council'

you could not be more transparent if you tried

fuck your mandated ID shit you bunch pedophiles
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Not kidding by the way
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Elon's existence is such a cartoon

Imagine being such an insufferable loser that even the League of Supervillain Pedophiles can't stand your ass
January 31, 2026 at 6:17 PM
tear gassing the witnesses won't un-crash your car dumbfuck lmao
An ICE vehicle appears to have crashed into a telephone pole
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
hol up lemmie pause my military propaganda game developed by rapists and funded by the blood of thousands of palestinian children to tell you how nintendo is the worst company because their shit's too expensive
January 23, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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was thinking of quoting that last one with "i hardly know-er vortex" but then this popped into my head and I laughed for 5 minutes
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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You come home after a long day of work. You are greeted by your wife, who is Kobeni Higashiyama from the Chainsaw Man series for some reason. Your house isn't anything special, but it's home.

Sometimes that's all you need. Merry Christmas, everyone.

#SantanaelArt #CSM #ChainsawMan #Kobeni
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: White smoke is coming out of the Dilbert tower, indicating a new Scott Adams has been chosen
January 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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this photo is killing me man, bro thinks he's Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”

How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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"Busy day, Alan?"
January 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
the a button should be on the right and the b button should be on the bottom
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 AM
i would read an Everett True shonen battle manga
Los Angeles Record
Wednesday, January 03,1917
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
frankly i would have just gone to jail

like i don't see how that isn't the more appealing option you don't do the war crime AND you get out of work
January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
i'm getting really fucking sick of calling for this fat greasy fuck's death and nobody doing anything

hurry tf up
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 AM
fuck man i really wanna see more of that new fire emblem

fuuuuck CMON nintendo lemmie seeeeee
December 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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to cheer you up, here's Patrick Warburton and his sons (two of which may actually be clones???) doing Kronk lines
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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🫱🐝
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM