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Ocean Man, Seeker Of The Life-Form Braised In The Sand.
Digimon Beatbreak is off to a strong start with these first two episodes. The characters are solid, the setting's cool, and the animation and artstyle is gorgeous.
Gekkomon's great I love this little shit.
Gekkomon's great I love this little shit.
October 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Digimon Beatbreak is off to a strong start with these first two episodes. The characters are solid, the setting's cool, and the animation and artstyle is gorgeous.
Gekkomon's great I love this little shit.
Gekkomon's great I love this little shit.
americans all across this great nation giving their energy to the plaque in donald's arteries
August 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
americans all across this great nation giving their energy to the plaque in donald's arteries
Authentic Americana is hanging motorbikes from the ceiling over every table
if you are not at risk of being crushed to death horribly every waking second you are not eating American
if you are not at risk of being crushed to death horribly every waking second you are not eating American
August 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Authentic Americana is hanging motorbikes from the ceiling over every table
if you are not at risk of being crushed to death horribly every waking second you are not eating American
if you are not at risk of being crushed to death horribly every waking second you are not eating American
people complaining about Cracker Barrel like it was authentic American culture
nah motherfucker you want Authentic American you go to Quaker Steak & Lube
nah motherfucker you want Authentic American you go to Quaker Steak & Lube
August 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
people complaining about Cracker Barrel like it was authentic American culture
nah motherfucker you want Authentic American you go to Quaker Steak & Lube
nah motherfucker you want Authentic American you go to Quaker Steak & Lube
me, sitting here, staring at fraud watch, eyes bloodshot, waiting for Koga's name to disappear
August 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
me, sitting here, staring at fraud watch, eyes bloodshot, waiting for Koga's name to disappear
never forget what sonic taught you
July 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
never forget what sonic taught you
remember the wisdom of the prophet
June 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
remember the wisdom of the prophet
Remember the pyramids? They look like this now. Feel old yet?
May 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Remember the pyramids? They look like this now. Feel old yet?
where tora on list kris-kris
April 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
where tora on list kris-kris
this continues to be the single most important piece of wisdom I've ever received from the internet
April 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this continues to be the single most important piece of wisdom I've ever received from the internet
The number one movie at the box office on your 10th birthday is how 2025 will turn out for you.
it's treason, then.
it's treason, then.
February 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The number one movie at the box office on your 10th birthday is how 2025 will turn out for you.
it's treason, then.
it's treason, then.
9. Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars
I'm gonna be totally honest with you I haven't played this game since I was like twelve so I don't actually know if it holds up or is any good. I thought shit like Grabbed By The Ghoulies was peak back then.
Les Claypool did the soundtrack! That's pretty notable!
I'm gonna be totally honest with you I haven't played this game since I was like twelve so I don't actually know if it holds up or is any good. I thought shit like Grabbed By The Ghoulies was peak back then.
Les Claypool did the soundtrack! That's pretty notable!
December 1, 2024 at 10:36 AM
9. Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars
I'm gonna be totally honest with you I haven't played this game since I was like twelve so I don't actually know if it holds up or is any good. I thought shit like Grabbed By The Ghoulies was peak back then.
Les Claypool did the soundtrack! That's pretty notable!
I'm gonna be totally honest with you I haven't played this game since I was like twelve so I don't actually know if it holds up or is any good. I thought shit like Grabbed By The Ghoulies was peak back then.
Les Claypool did the soundtrack! That's pretty notable!
8. Red Steel 2
The first game also technically counts for this list but that game blows ass. This one is where it's at.
Did you know, once upon a time, Ubisoft made actual video games? I'm as shocked as you are. I had assumed they were too busy inappropriately touching women to get ANYTHING done.
The first game also technically counts for this list but that game blows ass. This one is where it's at.
Did you know, once upon a time, Ubisoft made actual video games? I'm as shocked as you are. I had assumed they were too busy inappropriately touching women to get ANYTHING done.
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 AM
8. Red Steel 2
The first game also technically counts for this list but that game blows ass. This one is where it's at.
Did you know, once upon a time, Ubisoft made actual video games? I'm as shocked as you are. I had assumed they were too busy inappropriately touching women to get ANYTHING done.
The first game also technically counts for this list but that game blows ass. This one is where it's at.
Did you know, once upon a time, Ubisoft made actual video games? I'm as shocked as you are. I had assumed they were too busy inappropriately touching women to get ANYTHING done.
7. Deadly Creatures (2009)
A tarantula and a scorpion engage in sicknasty kung-fu battles while an episode of Breaking Bad happens around them.
I'm pretty sure THQ Nordic owns the rights to this game, but won't port it. It's those fucks at Embracer Group, isn't it. Blink twice if you're in danger.
A tarantula and a scorpion engage in sicknasty kung-fu battles while an episode of Breaking Bad happens around them.
I'm pretty sure THQ Nordic owns the rights to this game, but won't port it. It's those fucks at Embracer Group, isn't it. Blink twice if you're in danger.
December 1, 2024 at 10:20 AM
7. Deadly Creatures (2009)
A tarantula and a scorpion engage in sicknasty kung-fu battles while an episode of Breaking Bad happens around them.
I'm pretty sure THQ Nordic owns the rights to this game, but won't port it. It's those fucks at Embracer Group, isn't it. Blink twice if you're in danger.
A tarantula and a scorpion engage in sicknasty kung-fu battles while an episode of Breaking Bad happens around them.
I'm pretty sure THQ Nordic owns the rights to this game, but won't port it. It's those fucks at Embracer Group, isn't it. Blink twice if you're in danger.
6. Lost in Shadow (2011)
A fun little puzzle-platformer where you played as a shadow projected against a wall. Remember Hudson Soft? I remember Hudson Soft. They made Bulk Slash, and Bulk Slash fucking rules. This game isn't Bulk Slash but it's still pretty good.
A fun little puzzle-platformer where you played as a shadow projected against a wall. Remember Hudson Soft? I remember Hudson Soft. They made Bulk Slash, and Bulk Slash fucking rules. This game isn't Bulk Slash but it's still pretty good.
December 1, 2024 at 2:58 AM
6. Lost in Shadow (2011)
A fun little puzzle-platformer where you played as a shadow projected against a wall. Remember Hudson Soft? I remember Hudson Soft. They made Bulk Slash, and Bulk Slash fucking rules. This game isn't Bulk Slash but it's still pretty good.
A fun little puzzle-platformer where you played as a shadow projected against a wall. Remember Hudson Soft? I remember Hudson Soft. They made Bulk Slash, and Bulk Slash fucking rules. This game isn't Bulk Slash but it's still pretty good.
5. The Good Version of Rodea The Sky Soldier (2015)
This one's weird. It got a 3DS version developed by a completely different studio that sucked ass, and the Wii U port was a port of that one. The original Wii version that got NO ports, developed by Prope, is actually really good.
This one's weird. It got a 3DS version developed by a completely different studio that sucked ass, and the Wii U port was a port of that one. The original Wii version that got NO ports, developed by Prope, is actually really good.
November 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
5. The Good Version of Rodea The Sky Soldier (2015)
This one's weird. It got a 3DS version developed by a completely different studio that sucked ass, and the Wii U port was a port of that one. The original Wii version that got NO ports, developed by Prope, is actually really good.
This one's weird. It got a 3DS version developed by a completely different studio that sucked ass, and the Wii U port was a port of that one. The original Wii version that got NO ports, developed by Prope, is actually really good.
4. Arc Rise Fantasia (2009)
Proud owner of the Worst English Dub Of All Time, if you can get past the embarrassing VA, you have a really good JRPG with a solid story.
Probably won't see this one coming back tho since Imageepoch went bankrupt and its CEO got disappeared by the yakuza or something
Proud owner of the Worst English Dub Of All Time, if you can get past the embarrassing VA, you have a really good JRPG with a solid story.
Probably won't see this one coming back tho since Imageepoch went bankrupt and its CEO got disappeared by the yakuza or something
November 30, 2024 at 8:01 PM
4. Arc Rise Fantasia (2009)
Proud owner of the Worst English Dub Of All Time, if you can get past the embarrassing VA, you have a really good JRPG with a solid story.
Probably won't see this one coming back tho since Imageepoch went bankrupt and its CEO got disappeared by the yakuza or something
Proud owner of the Worst English Dub Of All Time, if you can get past the embarrassing VA, you have a really good JRPG with a solid story.
Probably won't see this one coming back tho since Imageepoch went bankrupt and its CEO got disappeared by the yakuza or something
3. Sin and Punishment 2 (2009)
One of the best rail shooters ever fucking made, legit. Sin and Punishment 1 continues to be released on virtual console/NSO, yet we've never heard so much as a whisper about any port of this, anywhere. Absolutely criminal.
Treasure makes peak, no surprise there.
One of the best rail shooters ever fucking made, legit. Sin and Punishment 1 continues to be released on virtual console/NSO, yet we've never heard so much as a whisper about any port of this, anywhere. Absolutely criminal.
Treasure makes peak, no surprise there.
November 30, 2024 at 7:49 PM
3. Sin and Punishment 2 (2009)
One of the best rail shooters ever fucking made, legit. Sin and Punishment 1 continues to be released on virtual console/NSO, yet we've never heard so much as a whisper about any port of this, anywhere. Absolutely criminal.
Treasure makes peak, no surprise there.
One of the best rail shooters ever fucking made, legit. Sin and Punishment 1 continues to be released on virtual console/NSO, yet we've never heard so much as a whisper about any port of this, anywhere. Absolutely criminal.
Treasure makes peak, no surprise there.
2. Pandora's Tower (2011)
Developed by notable creators of Mid As Fuck One Piece Games, Ganbarion, this game was actually pretty good. It had strong Ico vibes in its tone and setting, and had a neato story about force-feeding your girlfriend the flesh of demons until she likes it.
wait
Developed by notable creators of Mid As Fuck One Piece Games, Ganbarion, this game was actually pretty good. It had strong Ico vibes in its tone and setting, and had a neato story about force-feeding your girlfriend the flesh of demons until she likes it.
wait
November 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM
2. Pandora's Tower (2011)
Developed by notable creators of Mid As Fuck One Piece Games, Ganbarion, this game was actually pretty good. It had strong Ico vibes in its tone and setting, and had a neato story about force-feeding your girlfriend the flesh of demons until she likes it.
wait
Developed by notable creators of Mid As Fuck One Piece Games, Ganbarion, this game was actually pretty good. It had strong Ico vibes in its tone and setting, and had a neato story about force-feeding your girlfriend the flesh of demons until she likes it.
wait