Hatsune Michael
@decoster.bsky.social
Made that bisexual lowfi dating sim. No, the other one.
Watches too many horror flicks.
Watches too many horror flicks.
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
I'm telling y'all, easiest way to convince your family you're really good at cooking is garnishes. Throw some chopped fresh herbs on the plate and they'll ask when you're opening your own restaurant. Sprinkle pomegranate seeds over the charcuterie board and they'll ask which dead chef possessed you.
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm telling y'all, easiest way to convince your family you're really good at cooking is garnishes. Throw some chopped fresh herbs on the plate and they'll ask when you're opening your own restaurant. Sprinkle pomegranate seeds over the charcuterie board and they'll ask which dead chef possessed you.
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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This is just beautiful. Sincere but understated. You can feel the ache of loss. Scorsese is as good a writer as he is a director and actor. My house is full of books that he contributed essays, forewords, and introductions to, and every one is a gem.
I've seen this going around today and it's beautiful, so here's a gift link.
Opinion | Martin Scorsese: ‘Rob Reiner Was My Friend’
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is just beautiful. Sincere but understated. You can feel the ache of loss. Scorsese is as good a writer as he is a director and actor. My house is full of books that he contributed essays, forewords, and introductions to, and every one is a gem.
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Today's the only day you can post this, get it while it's hot
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Today's the only day you can post this, get it while it's hot
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gamers. It’s time
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(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
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several years ago during the worst covid times I found myself playing 4 or 5 games a day where I was just logging in to do the daily quests and losing an hour+ of my life to games that were good, fun, but compelling me to play them out of habit. I uninstalled all of them and felt better.
I think it’s really important that when a game goes from fun daily tasks to actively becoming a chore to you that that’s when it’s time to drop those games
And for me, Star Rail and ZZZ have definitely reached that point so I’m going to stop playing them now, cause I’m not enjoying them anymore
And for me, Star Rail and ZZZ have definitely reached that point so I’m going to stop playing them now, cause I’m not enjoying them anymore
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
several years ago during the worst covid times I found myself playing 4 or 5 games a day where I was just logging in to do the daily quests and losing an hour+ of my life to games that were good, fun, but compelling me to play them out of habit. I uninstalled all of them and felt better.
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My team is hiring narrative designers again!
* Entry to mid-level!
* Casual mobile games with campy fun stories
* Big caveat: after a few months remote, you gotta do a year or two in-office in Beijing!
* Pay is low by US standards but great for Beijing or Europe
www.linkedin.com/posts/alexan...
* Entry to mid-level!
* Casual mobile games with campy fun stories
* Big caveat: after a few months remote, you gotta do a year or two in-office in Beijing!
* Pay is low by US standards but great for Beijing or Europe
www.linkedin.com/posts/alexan...
📣 We’re Hiring Again! 📣
We're looking for two Narrative Designers to join our team in 2026!
Prior games industry experience is a plus, but not required. What matters most that you're passio...
📣 We’re Hiring Again! 📣
We're looking for two Narrative Designers to join our team in 2026!
Prior games industry experience is a plus, but not required. What matters most that you're passionate abo...
www.linkedin.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My team is hiring narrative designers again!
* Entry to mid-level!
* Casual mobile games with campy fun stories
* Big caveat: after a few months remote, you gotta do a year or two in-office in Beijing!
* Pay is low by US standards but great for Beijing or Europe
www.linkedin.com/posts/alexan...
* Entry to mid-level!
* Casual mobile games with campy fun stories
* Big caveat: after a few months remote, you gotta do a year or two in-office in Beijing!
* Pay is low by US standards but great for Beijing or Europe
www.linkedin.com/posts/alexan...
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Paradise Killer is currently FREE on Epic Games Store as one of their festive free games! 😱
May the Silent Goat walk with you!
💗💜💙
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/paradise-killer-c3ea1c
May the Silent Goat walk with you!
💗💜💙
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/paradise-killer-c3ea1c
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Paradise Killer is currently FREE on Epic Games Store as one of their festive free games! 😱
May the Silent Goat walk with you!
💗💜💙
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/paradise-killer-c3ea1c
May the Silent Goat walk with you!
💗💜💙
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/paradise-killer-c3ea1c
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here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
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they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
It feels unbelievably strange to end The Hell That Was This Year in a slightly better place than I started it, but against all odd and a huge amount of stress and lost sleep here I am.
December 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It feels unbelievably strange to end The Hell That Was This Year in a slightly better place than I started it, but against all odd and a huge amount of stress and lost sleep here I am.
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
Me: I'm not good at keeping secrets
My partner: You bought my Christmas present five months ago, on an out-of-state errand that you planned specifically so it didn't work with my schedule and successfully convinced me was for something else, than hid it the whole time.
Me: That's different.
My partner: You bought my Christmas present five months ago, on an out-of-state errand that you planned specifically so it didn't work with my schedule and successfully convinced me was for something else, than hid it the whole time.
Me: That's different.
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Me: I'm not good at keeping secrets
My partner: You bought my Christmas present five months ago, on an out-of-state errand that you planned specifically so it didn't work with my schedule and successfully convinced me was for something else, than hid it the whole time.
Me: That's different.
My partner: You bought my Christmas present five months ago, on an out-of-state errand that you planned specifically so it didn't work with my schedule and successfully convinced me was for something else, than hid it the whole time.
Me: That's different.
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This time of year is fucking hard. The holidays are a fertile ground for dark thoughts. Loneliness can drown you, even when you're surrounded by people. Take care of yourself. If you feel like you're drowning in darkness, please talk to someone. Friend, family, stranger. Anyone.
You deserve love.
You deserve love.
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This time of year is fucking hard. The holidays are a fertile ground for dark thoughts. Loneliness can drown you, even when you're surrounded by people. Take care of yourself. If you feel like you're drowning in darkness, please talk to someone. Friend, family, stranger. Anyone.
You deserve love.
You deserve love.
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UPDATE: seeking 3D Godot Programmer#thatgamejam
UPDATE: seeking Godot 3D programmer & audio professional.
Join us!! 😎😎
Join us!! 😎😎
Any gamedev friends wanna team up and hop in this gamejam?
itch.io/jam/thatgame...
𝙇𝙁𝙂:
👩🏽💻programmer/game designer
🌏3d artist/animator
🔊music/sfx
itch.io/jam/thatgame...
𝙇𝙁𝙂:
👩🏽💻programmer/game designer
🌏3d artist/animator
🔊music/sfx
December 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
UPDATE: seeking 3D Godot Programmer#thatgamejam
It's free today, none of y'all have any excuses to skip this one any longer
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/para...
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/para...
Paradise Killer | Download and Buy Today - Epic Games Store
Download and play Paradise Killer at the Epic Games Store. Check for platform availability and price!
store.epicgames.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's free today, none of y'all have any excuses to skip this one any longer
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/para...
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/para...
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All the games are on sale, because it's winter!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Sa...
🔥 IMMORTALITY - $9.99
📹 TELLING LIES - $4.99
☕ HER STORY - $4.99
And you are obliged to 💫Wishlist our upcoming projects PROJECT C and PROJECT D whilst you're at it! #SteamSale #SteamWinterSale #Cheap #Art
store.steampowered.com/developer/Sa...
🔥 IMMORTALITY - $9.99
📹 TELLING LIES - $4.99
☕ HER STORY - $4.99
And you are obliged to 💫Wishlist our upcoming projects PROJECT C and PROJECT D whilst you're at it! #SteamSale #SteamWinterSale #Cheap #Art
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
All the games are on sale, because it's winter!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Sa...
🔥 IMMORTALITY - $9.99
📹 TELLING LIES - $4.99
☕ HER STORY - $4.99
And you are obliged to 💫Wishlist our upcoming projects PROJECT C and PROJECT D whilst you're at it! #SteamSale #SteamWinterSale #Cheap #Art
store.steampowered.com/developer/Sa...
🔥 IMMORTALITY - $9.99
📹 TELLING LIES - $4.99
☕ HER STORY - $4.99
And you are obliged to 💫Wishlist our upcoming projects PROJECT C and PROJECT D whilst you're at it! #SteamSale #SteamWinterSale #Cheap #Art
Additionally: put up some community copies. Get'em while they're hot!
Excited for BIG WINTER GAMES SALE? Consider itch dot io as well!
Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You | Winter 2025 by DeCoster
A sale by DeCoster, 25% off Don't Take It Personally, I Just Don't Like You
itch.io
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Additionally: put up some community copies. Get'em while they're hot!
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When people say Bluesky is like 50% “Cheeto bad” posts that’s how I know their dislike of the platform is a skill issue. I have perfectly curated my feed and encounter fewer of these posts than I do on most other social media platforms
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When people say Bluesky is like 50% “Cheeto bad” posts that’s how I know their dislike of the platform is a skill issue. I have perfectly curated my feed and encounter fewer of these posts than I do on most other social media platforms
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The Steam Winter Sale is STILL ON!
Nab all our games from 20-70% off until January 5th!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
Nab all our games from 20-70% off until January 5th!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
December 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Steam Winter Sale is STILL ON!
Nab all our games from 20-70% off until January 5th!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
Nab all our games from 20-70% off until January 5th!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
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“If cis journalists don’t step up to the task this year, it’s no longer a failure of their research. It’s a failure of their humanity.”
www.niemanlab.org/2025/12/cis-...
www.niemanlab.org/2025/12/cis-...
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“If cis journalists don’t step up to the task this year, it’s no longer a failure of their research. It’s a failure of their humanity.”
www.niemanlab.org/2025/12/cis-...
www.niemanlab.org/2025/12/cis-...