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KJ
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· Aug 3
due to her staunch conservative politics i will no longer be jerking it to sydney sweeney. that’ll learn her
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
if the Dems stop running unlikable centrist politicians with heavy cop energy, we’re unstoppable
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
if the Dems stop running unlikable centrist politicians with heavy cop energy, we’re unstoppable
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Disney is saddened at the passing of Vice President Dick Cheney, pictured below swallowing a live canary. The influential (derogatory) Wyomingite will be served to his wife and daughters, bones and all, following the weekly hunger games at their private Iraqi torture prison.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Disney is saddened at the passing of Vice President Dick Cheney, pictured below swallowing a live canary. The influential (derogatory) Wyomingite will be served to his wife and daughters, bones and all, following the weekly hunger games at their private Iraqi torture prison.
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bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time
if they bring in kershaw theyre losing
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
if they bring in kershaw theyre losing
jesus CHRIST fox throwing cap one ads in between hitters is a fucking clown show of a production
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
jesus CHRIST fox throwing cap one ads in between hitters is a fucking clown show of a production
love ANY religious person getting on tv and yelling that their faith - which is categorically unhinged, ridiculous bullshit - prevents anyone from criticizing their own personal unhinged bullshit that isn't related to their sky daddy fairy tale
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
love ANY religious person getting on tv and yelling that their faith - which is categorically unhinged, ridiculous bullshit - prevents anyone from criticizing their own personal unhinged bullshit that isn't related to their sky daddy fairy tale
Counterpoint: This sucked. Both of these were annoying to deal with. Typing on the flip phone was a nightmare, the pics were garbage. The corded headphones fritzed out, wouldn't work in one ear, and they wouldn't reach from my pants pocket to my ears. airpods+iphone is 1,000,000,000 times better
Yeah, and you know what? It was absolute bliss. Bliss. Actual physical compartmentalization. We had it all.
October 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Counterpoint: This sucked. Both of these were annoying to deal with. Typing on the flip phone was a nightmare, the pics were garbage. The corded headphones fritzed out, wouldn't work in one ear, and they wouldn't reach from my pants pocket to my ears. airpods+iphone is 1,000,000,000 times better
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Crap, I bet the under.
A DOJ official at the EDNY betting/gambling presser just said there are 31 people in custody.
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Crap, I bet the under.
You finally cracked the case: trump was being dishonest about his actions
October 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You finally cracked the case: trump was being dishonest about his actions
I’ve never bought bradley cooper’s charisma but damn him wearing full eagles gear in an uber eats ad is really a nadir
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’ve never bought bradley cooper’s charisma but damn him wearing full eagles gear in an uber eats ad is really a nadir
the redzone channel is now putting ads OVER live action. fuck you nfl don’t u already make billions a year?? u have to ruin the only good thing u had? god damn it
October 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the redzone channel is now putting ads OVER live action. fuck you nfl don’t u already make billions a year?? u have to ruin the only good thing u had? god damn it
what's the term for when an artist is just on all the time and you non-consensually hear all their music?? you've never once WANTED to listen to their album, never bought or pressed play, but it's in so many commercials/movies/whatever else that you have songs memorized against your will
October 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
what's the term for when an artist is just on all the time and you non-consensually hear all their music?? you've never once WANTED to listen to their album, never bought or pressed play, but it's in so many commercials/movies/whatever else that you have songs memorized against your will
yeah man that’ll unravel the propaganda machine. the billionaires who control the world are just a Rumpelstiltskin-type word game away from utter defeat
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
yeah man that’ll unravel the propaganda machine. the billionaires who control the world are just a Rumpelstiltskin-type word game away from utter defeat
why would any woman at the place of many mothers name a newborn girl FURIOSA
October 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
why would any woman at the place of many mothers name a newborn girl FURIOSA
WHAT A FUCKING THROW BAKER
October 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
WHAT A FUCKING THROW BAKER
*walks by an insane person on the street talking insane nonsense to themself*
“well just burn the whole city down”
“well just burn the whole city down”
October 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
*walks by an insane person on the street talking insane nonsense to themself*
“well just burn the whole city down”
“well just burn the whole city down”
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Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/
September 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/
“you’ll never know the fear of being in a woman’s only space and imagining that a specific type of crime that’s never actually happened COULD ONE DAY HAPPEN! BOO! I live my life unafraid of the cishet men who commit all the crimes, because I use my imagination to find villains instead”
-jk rowling
-jk rowling
September 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“you’ll never know the fear of being in a woman’s only space and imagining that a specific type of crime that’s never actually happened COULD ONE DAY HAPPEN! BOO! I live my life unafraid of the cishet men who commit all the crimes, because I use my imagination to find villains instead”
-jk rowling
-jk rowling
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Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can capture much of their goofiness in one photo. 🪶
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can capture much of their goofiness in one photo. 🪶
Pete Davidson finally getting to perform to the people responsible for his father dying on 9/11
I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"
September 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Pete Davidson finally getting to perform to the people responsible for his father dying on 9/11
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I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"
September 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"
like ten years ago hulu was $7 with no ads and it was perfect. now ad free is $20+ and the app sucks and it crashes once a day. fuck disney, fuck the greedy executive class of vultures that ruin goddamn everything
September 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
like ten years ago hulu was $7 with no ads and it was perfect. now ad free is $20+ and the app sucks and it crashes once a day. fuck disney, fuck the greedy executive class of vultures that ruin goddamn everything
tylenol should be gearing up for the biggest, easiest lawsuit in the history of the world
September 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
tylenol should be gearing up for the biggest, easiest lawsuit in the history of the world