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The important stuff: Oxford (UK), cats, tortoise, plants, drawing, silliness. (@muckypup on Twitter)
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Anything you can do, I can do bitter.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Anything you can do, I can do bitter.
There are workmen in my house, so naturally I am hiding in a dark room, pretending not to exist.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
There are workmen in my house, so naturally I am hiding in a dark room, pretending not to exist.
I'm always surprised by how much more difficult ladders are to use than I give them credit for. Respect to the rungèd community.
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm always surprised by how much more difficult ladders are to use than I give them credit for. Respect to the rungèd community.
A couple of weeks ago the new (non-native English speaker) manager of a local pub cheerfully greeted me with the phrase "What are you up to today? Cruising for a bruising?" and every morning since I've woken up wondering if he's still alive.
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
A couple of weeks ago the new (non-native English speaker) manager of a local pub cheerfully greeted me with the phrase "What are you up to today? Cruising for a bruising?" and every morning since I've woken up wondering if he's still alive.
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Just make Jane Bond starring Katy O'Brian and watch the entire world tear itself apart. Outdo the backlash the female Ghostbusters got by, like, an order of magnitude. Set it off like a grenade and watch the discourse lay waste to everything humanity has built. It's the only way.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Just make Jane Bond starring Katy O'Brian and watch the entire world tear itself apart. Outdo the backlash the female Ghostbusters got by, like, an order of magnitude. Set it off like a grenade and watch the discourse lay waste to everything humanity has built. It's the only way.
Sure. I mean we're all going to be dead soon anyway, so why the fuck not. Go mad. Same colour= must be good.
Prawns and Angel Delight. Bam!
Apple and pesto. Yummy!
Bananas and horseradish. GET IT IN YOUR FACE.
Prawns and Angel Delight. Bam!
Apple and pesto. Yummy!
Bananas and horseradish. GET IT IN YOUR FACE.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sure. I mean we're all going to be dead soon anyway, so why the fuck not. Go mad. Same colour= must be good.
Prawns and Angel Delight. Bam!
Apple and pesto. Yummy!
Bananas and horseradish. GET IT IN YOUR FACE.
Prawns and Angel Delight. Bam!
Apple and pesto. Yummy!
Bananas and horseradish. GET IT IN YOUR FACE.
Sick burn by the BBC.
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Sick burn by the BBC.
Welp, that's the local wildlife successfully traumatised for another year.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Welp, that's the local wildlife successfully traumatised for another year.
Despite this contradictory photographic evidence, the moon was actually looking very cool tonight. Shame this is how I discover there's two wild snipers living in my garden though.
![A seriously shit photo of the moon and clouds taken through the back doors of my house. The garden is in total darkness, however there are two small red dots of light in the black areas of the photo. [insert dramatic music here]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:27cjttf5sq7o64neb2s4inbc/bafkreigdkbzx5bylhjtj2ryrblhr665zpi33x4knl5escy42m6bjsi2hne@jpeg)
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Despite this contradictory photographic evidence, the moon was actually looking very cool tonight. Shame this is how I discover there's two wild snipers living in my garden though.
I really hope my sense of smell's gone on the wonk again otherwise there's a considerable amount of raw pumpkin lurking somewhere in my house.
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I really hope my sense of smell's gone on the wonk again otherwise there's a considerable amount of raw pumpkin lurking somewhere in my house.
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When does the news stop? Like, I'm getting pretty tired of finding out about things.
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
When does the news stop? Like, I'm getting pretty tired of finding out about things.
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The word ‘lest’ at this time of year in the UK
a woman is standing in front of a window and says i 'm here .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a window and says i 'm here .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The word ‘lest’ at this time of year in the UK
Bit early, but nice to see the locals popping Christmas decorations up in the area.
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Bit early, but nice to see the locals popping Christmas decorations up in the area.
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Friend: What's your costume for Halloween?
Me: The Invisible Man
Friend: Bandages and sunglasses?
Me: More realistic.
Friend: You're not coming to the party are you?
Me: God no.
Me: The Invisible Man
Friend: Bandages and sunglasses?
Me: More realistic.
Friend: You're not coming to the party are you?
Me: God no.
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Friend: What's your costume for Halloween?
Me: The Invisible Man
Friend: Bandages and sunglasses?
Me: More realistic.
Friend: You're not coming to the party are you?
Me: God no.
Me: The Invisible Man
Friend: Bandages and sunglasses?
Me: More realistic.
Friend: You're not coming to the party are you?
Me: God no.
Lately my dad has been really pushing the theory that beans go with everything. (To be fair, it wasn't bad.)
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Lately my dad has been really pushing the theory that beans go with everything. (To be fair, it wasn't bad.)
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Saw this. Ruined my day.
October 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Saw this. Ruined my day.
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Misread this as 'first two-man Archbishop of Canterbury' and had visions of Station from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey running amok around Canterbury Cathedral.
October 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Misread this as 'first two-man Archbishop of Canterbury' and had visions of Station from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey running amok around Canterbury Cathedral.
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It’s been my lifelong dream for several minutes now to play a Columbo point and click game.
had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post!
#pixelart
#pixelart
September 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It’s been my lifelong dream for several minutes now to play a Columbo point and click game.
Dear NYT Connections writer,
On behalf of the 5 Ds of dodgeball, I would like to register my complete and utter OUTRAGE* at today's puzzle.
Kind regards,
Deb
* unless that was intentional, in which case please know I'm narrowing my eyes at you SO HARD right now
On behalf of the 5 Ds of dodgeball, I would like to register my complete and utter OUTRAGE* at today's puzzle.
Kind regards,
Deb
* unless that was intentional, in which case please know I'm narrowing my eyes at you SO HARD right now
September 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Dear NYT Connections writer,
On behalf of the 5 Ds of dodgeball, I would like to register my complete and utter OUTRAGE* at today's puzzle.
Kind regards,
Deb
* unless that was intentional, in which case please know I'm narrowing my eyes at you SO HARD right now
On behalf of the 5 Ds of dodgeball, I would like to register my complete and utter OUTRAGE* at today's puzzle.
Kind regards,
Deb
* unless that was intentional, in which case please know I'm narrowing my eyes at you SO HARD right now
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I foolishly thought I was using window cleaner to clean my windows, but judging by the results, I must have picked up a bottle of window filthier.
September 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I foolishly thought I was using window cleaner to clean my windows, but judging by the results, I must have picked up a bottle of window filthier.
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therapist: can you think of a time you experienced gaslighting?
me:
me:
September 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
therapist: can you think of a time you experienced gaslighting?
me:
me:
Petition for there to be a perseverance reward for the LinkedIn puzzles if it takes you more than 15 minutes to complete one. (Queens, I'm looking at you.)
September 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Petition for there to be a perseverance reward for the LinkedIn puzzles if it takes you more than 15 minutes to complete one. (Queens, I'm looking at you.)
Important reminder:
September 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Important reminder: