muckypup (🇬🇧)
@debrud.bsky.social
The important stuff: Oxford (UK), cats, tortoise, plants, drawing, silliness (was @muckypup on Twitter)
Been doing some heavy duty gardening and have come in for the 2nd time to try to stave off hypothermia. In stark contrast the local ice-cream van has been obnoxiously doing the rounds the entire time I've been outside.
I can feel another sun ≠ warm presentation coming on.
I can feel another sun ≠ warm presentation coming on.
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Been doing some heavy duty gardening and have come in for the 2nd time to try to stave off hypothermia. In stark contrast the local ice-cream van has been obnoxiously doing the rounds the entire time I've been outside.
I can feel another sun ≠ warm presentation coming on.
I can feel another sun ≠ warm presentation coming on.
Finally he's proving to be useful. (Tables are useful.)
January 23, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Finally he's proving to be useful. (Tables are useful.)
The Deborah Council's mandated annual pilgrimage has yet to yield results. Seems it's just not that flammable.
January 23, 2026 at 10:51 AM
The Deborah Council's mandated annual pilgrimage has yet to yield results. Seems it's just not that flammable.
One of my favourite Teams features is the notification everyone gets when a meeting has been and gone and some numpty who missed it tries to join and restarts the whole ugly thing again.
[deducts one house point for Julie from procurement]
[deducts one house point for Julie from procurement]
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 AM
One of my favourite Teams features is the notification everyone gets when a meeting has been and gone and some numpty who missed it tries to join and restarts the whole ugly thing again.
[deducts one house point for Julie from procurement]
[deducts one house point for Julie from procurement]
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how far is Davos from Dignitas
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
how far is Davos from Dignitas
I think we need a second camera shot showing the audience's faces.
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I think we need a second camera shot showing the audience's faces.
Genuine question - what is he SUPPOSED to be talking about?
January 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Genuine question - what is he SUPPOSED to be talking about?
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Tokyo's Snail meow Print Club is now open. 12 cats over 12 months.
Order by Jan 28th to get January's Blep kitty. (see pic)
Same price for international orders. Opt out at anytime!
www.infinitebacon.com/printclub
Thank you!
Order by Jan 28th to get January's Blep kitty. (see pic)
Same price for international orders. Opt out at anytime!
www.infinitebacon.com/printclub
Thank you!
January 15, 2026 at 11:13 AM
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Tokyo's Snail meow Print Club is now open. 12 cats over 12 months.
Order by Jan 28th to get January's Blep kitty. (see pic)
Same price for international orders. Opt out at anytime!
www.infinitebacon.com/printclub
Thank you!
Order by Jan 28th to get January's Blep kitty. (see pic)
Same price for international orders. Opt out at anytime!
www.infinitebacon.com/printclub
Thank you!
FUUUUUCKS SAKE. It would appear that there's a knobhead in my loft.
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
FUUUUUCKS SAKE. It would appear that there's a knobhead in my loft.
Over the last year I have spent a fortune on supplements to aid my poor decaying body only to discover today that half of them cancel each other out when taken together. There's nothing for it now - I'm going all in.
[inhales agedly]
IT'S MULTI-COLOURED PLASTIC PILL ORGANISER TIME, BABY!
[inhales agedly]
IT'S MULTI-COLOURED PLASTIC PILL ORGANISER TIME, BABY!
January 18, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Over the last year I have spent a fortune on supplements to aid my poor decaying body only to discover today that half of them cancel each other out when taken together. There's nothing for it now - I'm going all in.
[inhales agedly]
IT'S MULTI-COLOURED PLASTIC PILL ORGANISER TIME, BABY!
[inhales agedly]
IT'S MULTI-COLOURED PLASTIC PILL ORGANISER TIME, BABY!
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It's simple, you just get an 8th nation to hold him back.
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 AM
It's simple, you just get an 8th nation to hold him back.
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Also the first recorded sighting of Feathers McGraw.
✨A monument of Delos ✨
If you’ve ever wondered where the Roman fascination for phalluses came from, look no further than Delos. The Greek island is home to some monumental phallic sculptures dedicated to the god of wine and revelry, Dionysus.
If you’ve ever wondered where the Roman fascination for phalluses came from, look no further than Delos. The Greek island is home to some monumental phallic sculptures dedicated to the god of wine and revelry, Dionysus.
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Also the first recorded sighting of Feathers McGraw.
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My favourite quote from It's A Wonderful Life is: "Teacher says, every time a bell rings, THAT IS A SIGN FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU; SIT BACK DOWN"
January 9, 2026 at 9:49 AM
My favourite quote from It's A Wonderful Life is: "Teacher says, every time a bell rings, THAT IS A SIGN FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU; SIT BACK DOWN"
Because there are very few enjoyable moments in life that can't be improved by the introduction of a spreadsheet, I've crafted a #Traitors tracker.
This probably means the secret traitor will be revealed in the very next episode, but time spent perfecting conditional formatting is rarely a waste.
This probably means the secret traitor will be revealed in the very next episode, but time spent perfecting conditional formatting is rarely a waste.
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Because there are very few enjoyable moments in life that can't be improved by the introduction of a spreadsheet, I've crafted a #Traitors tracker.
This probably means the secret traitor will be revealed in the very next episode, but time spent perfecting conditional formatting is rarely a waste.
This probably means the secret traitor will be revealed in the very next episode, but time spent perfecting conditional formatting is rarely a waste.
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It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,
The ewok one, then a major dip;
A baffling plot involving Amidala
The ewok one, then a major dip;
A baffling plot involving Amidala
March 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,
The ewok one, then a major dip;
A baffling plot involving Amidala
The ewok one, then a major dip;
A baffling plot involving Amidala
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
Top bantz from Ronan on the ol' Hootenanny.
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Top bantz from Ronan on the ol' Hootenanny.
Happy 2026 to all who celebrate.
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Happy 2026 to all who celebrate.
Right. It's drawing close to midnight so I'm off to submit the gas meter reading before things get too crazy. Wish me luck!
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Right. It's drawing close to midnight so I'm off to submit the gas meter reading before things get too crazy. Wish me luck!
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Just looking back on a couple of highlights from the past year.
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just looking back on a couple of highlights from the past year.
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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Never click on this, you muted for a reason
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Never click on this, you muted for a reason
Even though there's still a few days to go, I've been getting increasingly anxious about going back to my largely admin-based job. To distract myself, I've spent 22 hours (and counting) playing a video game that's essentially admin.
There is literally no hope for me.
There is literally no hope for me.
December 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Even though there's still a few days to go, I've been getting increasingly anxious about going back to my largely admin-based job. To distract myself, I've spent 22 hours (and counting) playing a video game that's essentially admin.
There is literally no hope for me.
There is literally no hope for me.
I received a keyring camera for Christmas. It only has internal memory for 2 photos so I was prepared to have to choose my shots carefully. Having just popped a memory card in it I now have space for a further 99,999 photos.
I'm going to be so annoying. 😀
I'm going to be so annoying. 😀
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I received a keyring camera for Christmas. It only has internal memory for 2 photos so I was prepared to have to choose my shots carefully. Having just popped a memory card in it I now have space for a further 99,999 photos.
I'm going to be so annoying. 😀
I'm going to be so annoying. 😀
If I die in unfortunate circumstances, please ensure no one tries to tell any journalists that I 'lit up the room with my presence' or anything.
"She was usually quiet and a bit weird but ok once you got to know her." will suffice.
"She was usually quiet and a bit weird but ok once you got to know her." will suffice.
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
If I die in unfortunate circumstances, please ensure no one tries to tell any journalists that I 'lit up the room with my presence' or anything.
"She was usually quiet and a bit weird but ok once you got to know her." will suffice.
"She was usually quiet and a bit weird but ok once you got to know her." will suffice.