Yane
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The inciteful rhetoric is coming from INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE & from ICE agents, you goon. youtu.be/W1IM9JxClcM
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The inciteful rhetoric is coming from INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE & from ICE agents, you goon. youtu.be/W1IM9JxClcM
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My dearest Martha. The hot dishes have not been enough to sustain the drive on Minneapolis. We have been the subject of hate and angry looks for too long. It has cost us too much in morale.
The cold is unbearable. We are down to burning various Kristi Noem costumes for warmth.
The cold is unbearable. We are down to burning various Kristi Noem costumes for warmth.
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
My dearest Martha. The hot dishes have not been enough to sustain the drive on Minneapolis. We have been the subject of hate and angry looks for too long. It has cost us too much in morale.
The cold is unbearable. We are down to burning various Kristi Noem costumes for warmth.
The cold is unbearable. We are down to burning various Kristi Noem costumes for warmth.
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The ethos of Trumpism is the ethos of the most pathetic schoolyard bully: I can say and do anything to you, but if you say anything back, I will run mewling to the teacher.
Just despicable liars nad snivvelers.
Just despicable liars nad snivvelers.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The ethos of Trumpism is the ethos of the most pathetic schoolyard bully: I can say and do anything to you, but if you say anything back, I will run mewling to the teacher.
Just despicable liars nad snivvelers.
Just despicable liars nad snivvelers.
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For easy reference. On the left, "agitators" and "domestic terrorists". Or the right, presidentially pardonned "freedom fighters".
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
For easy reference. On the left, "agitators" and "domestic terrorists". Or the right, presidentially pardonned "freedom fighters".
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Speaking of children not being able to walk to school, ICE agents are snatching kids off the streets of Minneapolis (and St. Paul!) and parents are having to form patrols to guard against kids getting abducted at pick-up and drop-off.
Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks, that unfortunate violent things are going to happen to them?"
January 29, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Speaking of children not being able to walk to school, ICE agents are snatching kids off the streets of Minneapolis (and St. Paul!) and parents are having to form patrols to guard against kids getting abducted at pick-up and drop-off.
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Homan's face is absolutely timeless, in the sense that it could belong to an SS commandant overseeing a "work camp," a Confederate captain gleefully selling free Black people into slavery, or a Roman centurion about to nail a guy named Jesus to a cross
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Homan's face is absolutely timeless, in the sense that it could belong to an SS commandant overseeing a "work camp," a Confederate captain gleefully selling free Black people into slavery, or a Roman centurion about to nail a guy named Jesus to a cross
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C-SPAN is using a Homan photo from the Cretaceous Period
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
C-SPAN is using a Homan photo from the Cretaceous Period
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The only reason Homan replaced Bovino as the face of the occupation is because his lies are more polished and he doesn’t dress like a member of the Third Reich in public. But the policies and the state instigated violence remain unchanged.
CNN: How did we get to a place where we had Bovino having Border Patrol agents stopping citizens in interior of the country, asking them ID, creating fear? Who made the decisions to allow this kind of operation to proceed?
HOMAN: The reason for the massive deployment is bc of the threats & violence
HOMAN: The reason for the massive deployment is bc of the threats & violence
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The only reason Homan replaced Bovino as the face of the occupation is because his lies are more polished and he doesn’t dress like a member of the Third Reich in public. But the policies and the state instigated violence remain unchanged.
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[Homan taking off his glasses and looking into the camera]
The name calling was too much. Sure, we spent millions to protect our agents’ bodies, but all that tactical gear can’t protect their feelings.
The name calling was too much. Sure, we spent millions to protect our agents’ bodies, but all that tactical gear can’t protect their feelings.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
[Homan taking off his glasses and looking into the camera]
The name calling was too much. Sure, we spent millions to protect our agents’ bodies, but all that tactical gear can’t protect their feelings.
The name calling was too much. Sure, we spent millions to protect our agents’ bodies, but all that tactical gear can’t protect their feelings.
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Reality check from Rex. The Republicans have no intention of reining in ICE. It's up to us to stop them.
How many times are news organizations going to fall for the utter claptrap of Donald Trump, his administration or the Republican Party at large changing tone? Collectively, they have one tone: rage. It’s their oxygen.
My column:
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
My column:
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Trump isn't 'softening' on ICE. Just ask Minnesota. | Opinion
The latest bit of political wish-casting is that President Donald Trump is 'pulling back' or 'lowering the temperature' in Minneapolis. Yeah, right.
www.usatoday.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Reality check from Rex. The Republicans have no intention of reining in ICE. It's up to us to stop them.
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ICE's decision to just leave cars abandoned in the roads is one of those dystopian things that makes you recoil in shock when you encounter it.
A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
January 29, 2026 at 4:58 PM
ICE's decision to just leave cars abandoned in the roads is one of those dystopian things that makes you recoil in shock when you encounter it.
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I’m on my way to vote on the Republicans' bill to give billions more to Trump's ICE.
I’m not just a no — I’m a hell no.
I’m not just a no — I’m a hell no.
I’m on my way to vote on the Republicans' bill to give billions more to Trump's ICE.
YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren
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January 29, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I’m on my way to vote on the Republicans' bill to give billions more to Trump's ICE.
I’m not just a no — I’m a hell no.
I’m not just a no — I’m a hell no.
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As a strong civil libertarian, I have no problem with masked secret police entering homes without a warrant, detaining American citizens without cause, collecting biometric data about protesters without permission, or shooting protesters.
January 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
As a strong civil libertarian, I have no problem with masked secret police entering homes without a warrant, detaining American citizens without cause, collecting biometric data about protesters without permission, or shooting protesters.
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Congrats to me. Apparently I’m married now! Not sure when this happened but I’m positive the reception was fuckin lit.
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Congrats to me. Apparently I’m married now! Not sure when this happened but I’m positive the reception was fuckin lit.
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Gonna hit up some Afghanistan vets and ask them about the horrors of not getting a table at Denny's in Kandahar.
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Gonna hit up some Afghanistan vets and ask them about the horrors of not getting a table at Denny's in Kandahar.
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I think he meant "in THE theater" because the Melania movie desperately needs seat fillers.
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I think he meant "in THE theater" because the Melania movie desperately needs seat fillers.
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"In theater" pretty much sums up what they think they are really doing in MN.
10 years from now these goons will take a drag on their Marlboro, order another Coors Light, stare into the distance, and say gruffly, "Yeah, I served in the Icebox."
10 years from now these goons will take a drag on their Marlboro, order another Coors Light, stare into the distance, and say gruffly, "Yeah, I served in the Icebox."
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
"In theater" pretty much sums up what they think they are really doing in MN.
10 years from now these goons will take a drag on their Marlboro, order another Coors Light, stare into the distance, and say gruffly, "Yeah, I served in the Icebox."
10 years from now these goons will take a drag on their Marlboro, order another Coors Light, stare into the distance, and say gruffly, "Yeah, I served in the Icebox."
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"We really can't understand why restaurants don't want to serve us, after we've repeatedly arrested the very waitstaff and kitchen staff who just made and served our meal."
(Big "We expected to be greeted as liberators" energy here.)
(Big "We expected to be greeted as liberators" energy here.)
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"We really can't understand why restaurants don't want to serve us, after we've repeatedly arrested the very waitstaff and kitchen staff who just made and served our meal."
(Big "We expected to be greeted as liberators" energy here.)
(Big "We expected to be greeted as liberators" energy here.)
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When the president was calling all Somali immigrants "garbage" who "come from hell" and "contribute nothing" to America and therefore needed to go "back where they came from" did you ask him to "stop the rhetoric," Tom?
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 PM
When the president was calling all Somali immigrants "garbage" who "come from hell" and "contribute nothing" to America and therefore needed to go "back where they came from" did you ask him to "stop the rhetoric," Tom?
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the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime
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Traditionally in the theater of war the biggest risk is getting heckled in Hooters.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Traditionally in the theater of war the biggest risk is getting heckled in Hooters.
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“Stop calling us murderers or we will continue to murder you” is a helluva take from a thumb who took a bribe.
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“Stop calling us murderers or we will continue to murder you” is a helluva take from a thumb who took a bribe.
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Well, this is what he had to say about a year ago. Seems like some dangerous rhetoric to me.
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Well, this is what he had to say about a year ago. Seems like some dangerous rhetoric to me.
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Remember, he is Homan not Human.
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Remember, he is Homan not Human.
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Whose rhetoric is he talking about here?
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Whose rhetoric is he talking about here?