David Noonan
@davidnoonan.bsky.social
🇺🇸 in 🇩🇪. Witty commenter on sports punditry. Big 10 Guy Rememberer. Long John Silver's Raconteur.
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David Noonan
@davidnoonan.bsky.social
· Nov 23
When you think about it,maturity is really just realizing how absolutely nasty other people find your place.
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the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
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Like, you can’t even compare it to previous political satire because it’s so ridiculous. If Kafka were alive today he would be thanking every deity imaginable that he only woke up as a cockroach.
We have the worst person ever born convincing other people they can be their worst selves.
We have the worst person ever born convincing other people they can be their worst selves.
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Like, you can’t even compare it to previous political satire because it’s so ridiculous. If Kafka were alive today he would be thanking every deity imaginable that he only woke up as a cockroach.
We have the worst person ever born convincing other people they can be their worst selves.
We have the worst person ever born convincing other people they can be their worst selves.
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When we all get imprisoned for posting I’m definitely gonna be going around the yard asking what y’all said that got you locked up & it better be a banger because that’s how we’ll be establishing our hierarchy
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
When we all get imprisoned for posting I’m definitely gonna be going around the yard asking what y’all said that got you locked up & it better be a banger because that’s how we’ll be establishing our hierarchy
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
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AOC: Donald Trump and Stephen Miller want you to believe that this is who we are as a country. And we are here to say that it is not. We are a country that has fought and defeated the confederacy. That has defeated a history of civil rights violations, of secret police, of fascism.
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
AOC: Donald Trump and Stephen Miller want you to believe that this is who we are as a country. And we are here to say that it is not. We are a country that has fought and defeated the confederacy. That has defeated a history of civil rights violations, of secret police, of fascism.
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AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
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The tragedy of Rob and Michelle’s deaths are incomprehensible.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The tragedy of Rob and Michelle’s deaths are incomprehensible.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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I am only sharing this because it has one of the meanest burns I have ever heard in my life and I want to just snuggle with it like a warm blanket
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am only sharing this because it has one of the meanest burns I have ever heard in my life and I want to just snuggle with it like a warm blanket
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It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
If He Builds It, Tear It Down
Pendulums must swing.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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he can’t stop making our lives worse and embarrassing himself
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
he can’t stop making our lives worse and embarrassing himself
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
You wouldn't feel the same about the fraggles if they ate meat.
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
You wouldn't feel the same about the fraggles if they ate meat.
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I don't consider the Supreme Court to be legitimate. I also know that the Democratic party is not up to the challenge of disempowering the court so the illegitimate court will continue to exist for years to come. Folks will have to figure out how to move with this in mind.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don't consider the Supreme Court to be legitimate. I also know that the Democratic party is not up to the challenge of disempowering the court so the illegitimate court will continue to exist for years to come. Folks will have to figure out how to move with this in mind.
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Billionaires: they’re eating the most expensive dogs, they’re eating the most expensive cats
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Billionaires: they’re eating the most expensive dogs, they’re eating the most expensive cats
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Plus real-time tracking of the Trump family's net worth in comparison to that of the median American household.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Plus real-time tracking of the Trump family's net worth in comparison to that of the median American household.
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Democrats will never do it cuz … you know … norms … but if a candidate said their top priority for 2028 was to put Trump and everyone in his circle (including members of Congress) in prison for all the crimes they’ve committed I’m guessing that would galvanize support like we’ve never seen before.
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Democrats will never do it cuz … you know … norms … but if a candidate said their top priority for 2028 was to put Trump and everyone in his circle (including members of Congress) in prison for all the crimes they’ve committed I’m guessing that would galvanize support like we’ve never seen before.
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Turns out, Trump meme coins and Trump’s affordability promises have the same value. Zero.
www.wsj.com/finance/stoc...
www.wsj.com/finance/stoc...
Since Trump’s Return, Bets on His Brand Have Soured
Stocks and cryptocurrencies tied to the president and his family have tumbled amid a broader rout of riskier assets.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Turns out, Trump meme coins and Trump’s affordability promises have the same value. Zero.
www.wsj.com/finance/stoc...
www.wsj.com/finance/stoc...
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Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
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Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
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NATIONAL CALL: Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action · National Day Laborer Organizing Network
Join a national call to debrief this past weekend’s viral ICE Scraper action, strengthen our nonviolent strategy, and coordinate safe, visible actions nationwide.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
NATIONAL CALL: Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action - www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/... - tomorrow 11/25 at 5pm/PT 8pm ET
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I don’t care what happens with the Texas legislative maps. Democrats should still gerrymander the shit out of blue states.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don’t care what happens with the Texas legislative maps. Democrats should still gerrymander the shit out of blue states.
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nice throwback that the modern klan is also masked up cowards hiding in the woods
Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
nice throwback that the modern klan is also masked up cowards hiding in the woods