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David Noonan
@davidnoonan.bsky.social
🇺🇸 in 🇩🇪. Witty commenter on sports punditry. Big 10 Guy Rememberer. Long John Silver's Raconteur.
Thirty years on and there are still echos of my crush for Sherry Stringfield's voice.
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Like, you can’t even compare it to previous political satire because it’s so ridiculous. If Kafka were alive today he would be thanking every deity imaginable that he only woke up as a cockroach.

We have the worst person ever born convincing other people they can be their worst selves.
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Anthony absolutely carried the rock. Up-and-to-the-West, the Big Ten had another Thompson completely balling out in Minny, Darrell.

I'm seeing double here... Four Thompsons!
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I faintly recall whistling...?
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm not crying, you're crying.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Billionaires: they’re eating the most expensive dogs, they’re eating the most expensive cats
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Plus real-time tracking of the Trump family's net worth in comparison to that of the median American household.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Democrats will never do it cuz … you know … norms … but if a candidate said their top priority for 2028 was to put Trump and everyone in his circle (including members of Congress) in prison for all the crimes they’ve committed I’m guessing that would galvanize support like we’ve never seen before.
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM