David Sim
@davidmsim.bsky.social
English teacher in Madrid. Formerly picture editor in Kennington, London. Interested in food, music, photography (iPhone 15 Pro Max), architecture and hiking. 🏳️🌈
Ruin two bands by combining them
Nick Cave and the Bad Lightning Seeds
Nick Cave and the Bad Lightning Seeds
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Scissor Sisters of Mercy
Scissor Sisters of Mercy
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Godspeed You Black Lace
Godspeed You Black Lace
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them
Nick Cave and the Bad Lightning Seeds
Nick Cave and the Bad Lightning Seeds
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Scissor Sisters of Mercy
Scissor Sisters of Mercy
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Godspeed You Black Lace
Godspeed You Black Lace
Ruin two bands by combining them:
His Name Is Dead or Alive
His Name Is Dead or Alive
December 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Scissor Sisters of Mercy
Scissor Sisters of Mercy
Well, this is odd. We boarded a flight to Jerez but we’ve landed in Seville. At no point did they announce they were going to do that.
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Well, this is odd. We boarded a flight to Jerez but we’ve landed in Seville. At no point did they announce they were going to do that.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
My biggest discovery of 2025: a podcast called Boring History for Sleep. Each episode is around six hours long and consists of some bloke droning on about history (and fire sounds, apparently, though I’ve never been awake for those).
open.spotify.com/show/1kVmNug...
open.spotify.com/show/1kVmNug...
Saint Nicholas: The Real Story Behind Santa Claus | History for Sleep
Spotify video
open.spotify.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My biggest discovery of 2025: a podcast called Boring History for Sleep. Each episode is around six hours long and consists of some bloke droning on about history (and fire sounds, apparently, though I’ve never been awake for those).
open.spotify.com/show/1kVmNug...
open.spotify.com/show/1kVmNug...
I am in the mountains near Madrid, and the sky is doing something skies don’t normally do
December 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I am in the mountains near Madrid, and the sky is doing something skies don’t normally do
Make a Bond film casual
For Your Ears, Nose and Throat Only
For Your Ears, Nose and Throat Only
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy who was indifferent towards me.
The Spy who was indifferent towards me.
Make a Bond movie casual
The Man With the Molden Bun
The Man With the Molden Bun
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Make a Bond film casual
For Your Ears, Nose and Throat Only
For Your Ears, Nose and Throat Only
Make a Bond film casual
Sometimes Say Sometimes Again
Sometimes Say Sometimes Again
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Liked Me
The Spy Who Liked Me
Make a Bond film casual
The Man With The Glue Gun
The Man With The Glue Gun
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Make a Bond film casual
Sometimes Say Sometimes Again
Sometimes Say Sometimes Again
It’s snowing here in Madrid. Blanca Navidad.
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It’s snowing here in Madrid. Blanca Navidad.
I am making fish soup for tomorrow, and I bought a fish with an enormous eye. I mean, it would’ve been rude not to play with your food. Trigger warning:
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I am making fish soup for tomorrow, and I bought a fish with an enormous eye. I mean, it would’ve been rude not to play with your food. Trigger warning:
Debbii Dawson - You Killed The Music (Official Video)
YouTube video by DebbiiDawsonVEVO
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Here in Madrid, we have rubbish bin collections on the 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th, 30th and 31st of December 2025, and on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 7th of January 2026.
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Here in Madrid, we have rubbish bin collections on the 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th, 30th and 31st of December 2025, and on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 7th of January 2026.
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Latest pool report from the White House…
December 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Latest pool report from the White House…
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they should rewrite shaun of the dead so simon pegg wears a fluffy ball and he is sick on a strict prostitute and they turn into cannibals who eat their parents and then it could be a romzompompomvomdommomnomnomcom
December 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
they should rewrite shaun of the dead so simon pegg wears a fluffy ball and he is sick on a strict prostitute and they turn into cannibals who eat their parents and then it could be a romzompompomvomdommomnomnomcom
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Oh please, we only had a little nibble.
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Oh please, we only had a little nibble.
Fishify a song
Elver Fallen in Love (with Salmon)
Elver Fallen in Love (with Salmon)
Fishify a song
Cod Made Me (Smell) Funky
Cod Made Me (Smell) Funky
Fishify a song
O magnum mysterium, et admirabile sacramentum, ut pisces viderent dominum natum...
O magnum mysterium, et admirabile sacramentum, ut pisces viderent dominum natum...
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Fishify a song
Elver Fallen in Love (with Salmon)
Elver Fallen in Love (with Salmon)
Gorgeous day in Toledo. Birthday lunch at La Ermitaña, then a walk along the river into town, with a nice beer bar and a bloody fantastic cocktail bar.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Gorgeous day in Toledo. Birthday lunch at La Ermitaña, then a walk along the river into town, with a nice beer bar and a bloody fantastic cocktail bar.
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EXCLUSIVE AUCTION ALERT
Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
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Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
1/10
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
EXCLUSIVE AUCTION ALERT
Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
1/10
Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
1/10
I’m devastated that Spotify thinks I’m older than I really am. It says I’m 37.
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m devastated that Spotify thinks I’m older than I really am. It says I’m 37.
Apparently, I listened to 26,041 minutes of the rest is history. I wonder how many of those I was awake for?
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Apparently, I listened to 26,041 minutes of the rest is history. I wonder how many of those I was awake for?
Everything She Wants
Freedom 90
Outside
Too Funky
Fastlove Pt 1
Freedom 90
Outside
Too Funky
Fastlove Pt 1
In this strongly pro-George Michael space, tell me, what are your Top 5 Wham!/George tracks
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Everything She Wants
Freedom 90
Outside
Too Funky
Fastlove Pt 1
Freedom 90
Outside
Too Funky
Fastlove Pt 1