Dankness_Himself
@danknesshimself.bsky.social
Pilot, Photographer, Friend.
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Techbros and Conservatives formed an alliance based on their shared interest: That it should be illegal to make fun of them online
February 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Techbros and Conservatives formed an alliance based on their shared interest: That it should be illegal to make fun of them online
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too on-the-nose that @theonion.com is one of the first accounts to reach 1M followers here. they're officially bluesky's paper of record now, i don't make the rules
January 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
too on-the-nose that @theonion.com is one of the first accounts to reach 1M followers here. they're officially bluesky's paper of record now, i don't make the rules
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Just stumbled onto this today
Had to scroll to see how far it went
Nearing 130, and still going
Saving for a rainy day because FUCK ME some of this shit was destroying me
I hope Brendel makes it to 8000
I love and respect commitment to the bit
Had to scroll to see how far it went
Nearing 130, and still going
Saving for a rainy day because FUCK ME some of this shit was destroying me
I hope Brendel makes it to 8000
I love and respect commitment to the bit
Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
January 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just stumbled onto this today
Had to scroll to see how far it went
Nearing 130, and still going
Saving for a rainy day because FUCK ME some of this shit was destroying me
I hope Brendel makes it to 8000
I love and respect commitment to the bit
Had to scroll to see how far it went
Nearing 130, and still going
Saving for a rainy day because FUCK ME some of this shit was destroying me
I hope Brendel makes it to 8000
I love and respect commitment to the bit
Coffee date today. I'm excited.
December 22, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Coffee date today. I'm excited.
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kids should be allowed to have secrets from their parents and people who believe otherwise don't see kids as human beings
September 20, 2023 at 10:17 PM
kids should be allowed to have secrets from their parents and people who believe otherwise don't see kids as human beings
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I admire the ameoba. It thinks and yet it is only goo. Curious
September 20, 2023 at 7:13 PM
I admire the ameoba. It thinks and yet it is only goo. Curious
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Turning good girls into darling dolls and treasured thralls, devoted drones that always fall. Good girls follow their programming after all, night after night, there's no need to fight. Just let the lines across your screen pull you down and away. Doesn't it feel so good to obey? ♡
September 20, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Turning good girls into darling dolls and treasured thralls, devoted drones that always fall. Good girls follow their programming after all, night after night, there's no need to fight. Just let the lines across your screen pull you down and away. Doesn't it feel so good to obey? ♡
My swim trunks have dinosaurs on them!
August 14, 2023 at 8:05 PM
My swim trunks have dinosaurs on them!
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State-sanctioned robbery
August 9, 2023 at 5:33 PM
State-sanctioned robbery
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Rich assholes pay me to take vacations. Try to guess what I do for work.
August 1, 2023 at 5:08 AM
Rich assholes pay me to take vacations. Try to guess what I do for work.
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Hahah! They done left the fuckin gate open!
July 26, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Hahah! They done left the fuckin gate open!
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Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:
July 26, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:
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"'Oh you fucked up your career' but they're talking about the career they had in mind for me. I fucked up the house in Antigua that the record company dudes wanted to buy. I fucked up *their* career, not mine"
July 26, 2023 at 6:25 PM
"'Oh you fucked up your career' but they're talking about the career they had in mind for me. I fucked up the house in Antigua that the record company dudes wanted to buy. I fucked up *their* career, not mine"
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it's probably the southerner in me but anyone who talks at length about how much they hate small talk is a loser. small talk puts people at ease. if you're like "i'm not very good at it" that's valid but whenever i see that "no... tell me your deepest secrets" bs i roll my eyes so hard i pass out
July 26, 2023 at 4:14 PM
it's probably the southerner in me but anyone who talks at length about how much they hate small talk is a loser. small talk puts people at ease. if you're like "i'm not very good at it" that's valid but whenever i see that "no... tell me your deepest secrets" bs i roll my eyes so hard i pass out
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31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP
July 26, 2023 at 6:07 PM
31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP
Florida this week. Cayman islands next week. I still don't know how I get to call this a job...
July 25, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Florida this week. Cayman islands next week. I still don't know how I get to call this a job...
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Very rarely do I agree with something so violently right away
July 24, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Very rarely do I agree with something so violently right away
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I am so damn tired. Moving on Friday and then flying to Cabo and back on Saturday. Flying to Panama City and back today. Then two days off. Hopefully more flights to add to the schedule after today.
July 9, 2023 at 2:07 PM
I am so damn tired. Moving on Friday and then flying to Cabo and back on Saturday. Flying to Panama City and back today. Then two days off. Hopefully more flights to add to the schedule after today.
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To add to this: anyone who got in before the 500k user mark is considered a niche internet micro celebrity and thus eligible for Bluesky health care which is just Web MD and some Tums
Hey newskies: each like on here is worth 1,000 likes on Twitter. That’s the exchange rate. Don’t let scam artists or con men try and tell you different.
July 5, 2023 at 5:20 PM
To add to this: anyone who got in before the 500k user mark is considered a niche internet micro celebrity and thus eligible for Bluesky health care which is just Web MD and some Tums