Damin Toell
@damin.bsky.social
a Brooklyn attorney known for his snarky social media feed
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@damin.bsky.social is on bluesky. he's very funny if acerbic at times.
this summarizes about anything that could ever possibly happen under trump as president
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
@damin.bsky.social is on bluesky. he's very funny if acerbic at times.
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this summarizes about anything that could ever possibly happen under trump as president
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Even if it’s automated, who has time for this???
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Even if it’s automated, who has time for this???
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December 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Check the alt text out on this.....lolllll
NEWS
Russell Brand has been charged with one additional count of rape and one additional count of sexual assault.
These charges are in addition to two counts of rape, one count of indecent assault, two counts of sexual assault, and one count of oral rape.
Russell Brand has been charged with one additional count of rape and one additional count of sexual assault.
These charges are in addition to two counts of rape, one count of indecent assault, two counts of sexual assault, and one count of oral rape.
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Check the alt text out on this.....lolllll
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i am second to none in my affection for mayonnaise but in the spirit of the season I offer you the gift of pain
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Paging @damin.bsky.social. Would Damin please pick up the white courtesy phone?
I'm just going to put this here and walk away slowly. www.hellmanns.com/us/en/r/froz...
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Paging @damin.bsky.social. Would Damin please pick up the white courtesy phone?
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Perhaps we should film a debate between a concentration camp guard and an abandoned toilet over whether CECOT is good. Brought to you by Bank of America.
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Perhaps we should film a debate between a concentration camp guard and an abandoned toilet over whether CECOT is good. Brought to you by Bank of America.
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lmao if they had a follower of Damien Toell moderation list I would be it's queen
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
lmao if they had a follower of Damien Toell moderation list I would be it's queen
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@damin.bsky.social are you still out there?
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@damin.bsky.social are you still out there?
Blocking info being public on this app is good but funny. I love when I get random blocks and look up who did it and they’re blocking tens of thousands of people that I assume, as with me, they never had any contact with. Like I barely post here? Weird stuff.
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Blocking info being public on this app is good but funny. I love when I get random blocks and look up who did it and they’re blocking tens of thousands of people that I assume, as with me, they never had any contact with. Like I barely post here? Weird stuff.
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Well I was curious and I found this Kurt special and it's really funny, with a cameo from @damin.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Well I was curious and I found this Kurt special and it's really funny, with a cameo from @damin.bsky.social
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Your daily dose of @damin.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Your daily dose of @damin.bsky.social
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There is more to @damin.bsky.social than mayo posts
When Tillamook announced a limited edition “butter-mayo spread," the grilled cheese-loving public acted quickly.
Tillamook announced a mind-bending new product; it sold out in 2 minutes
When Tillamook announced a limited edition “butter-mayo spread," the grilled cheese-loving public acted quickly.
www.oregonlive.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
There is more to @damin.bsky.social than mayo posts
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I unpacked the implications of Nick Fuentes' collaboration with Tucker Carlson and the former Fox News host's willingness to portray the white nationalist livestreamer as a victim.
Someone wants him in the mainstream. Why? And what does it mean? postsfromunderground.ghost.io/on-tucker-ca...
Someone wants him in the mainstream. Why? And what does it mean? postsfromunderground.ghost.io/on-tucker-ca...
on tucker carlson, nick fuentes, the heritage foundation, and all that
If you had asked me in 2016 whether I thought I’d write a blog about the Heritage Foundation defending a former Fox News host after he hosted a friendly conversation with one of the country’s leading ...
postsfromunderground.ghost.io
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I unpacked the implications of Nick Fuentes' collaboration with Tucker Carlson and the former Fox News host's willingness to portray the white nationalist livestreamer as a victim.
Someone wants him in the mainstream. Why? And what does it mean? postsfromunderground.ghost.io/on-tucker-ca...
Someone wants him in the mainstream. Why? And what does it mean? postsfromunderground.ghost.io/on-tucker-ca...
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She's creeping up on "best to ever do it" territory! If you don't keep up w Turtle Diaries, you should change that now & subscribe if you can afford it.
You're probably already familiar w her investigative work from [being jacked by corporate outlets all the fucking time].
www.turtlediaries.net
You're probably already familiar w her investigative work from [being jacked by corporate outlets all the fucking time].
www.turtlediaries.net
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
She's creeping up on "best to ever do it" territory! If you don't keep up w Turtle Diaries, you should change that now & subscribe if you can afford it.
You're probably already familiar w her investigative work from [being jacked by corporate outlets all the fucking time].
www.turtlediaries.net
You're probably already familiar w her investigative work from [being jacked by corporate outlets all the fucking time].
www.turtlediaries.net
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I assume Chaya Raichik and Ian Miles Cheong are calling for the death penalty. I take no pleasure in reporting this, etc.
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I assume Chaya Raichik and Ian Miles Cheong are calling for the death penalty. I take no pleasure in reporting this, etc.
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microsoft wants to use your linkedin data to train LLMs
turn it off here: www.linkedin.com/mypreference...
turn it off here: www.linkedin.com/mypreference...
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
microsoft wants to use your linkedin data to train LLMs
turn it off here: www.linkedin.com/mypreference...
turn it off here: www.linkedin.com/mypreference...
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The Immaculate Consumptive was a project consisting of Lydia Lunch, Nick Cave, Marc Almond and JG Thirlwell. In October 1983, The Immaculate Consumptive played two shows at Danceteria in NYC and one at the 9.30 club in Washington DC. 42 years ago today.
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Immaculate Consumptive was a project consisting of Lydia Lunch, Nick Cave, Marc Almond and JG Thirlwell. In October 1983, The Immaculate Consumptive played two shows at Danceteria in NYC and one at the 9.30 club in Washington DC. 42 years ago today.