Kim Tasher
@dallasmaj0r.bsky.social
So I go by dallasmaj0r but that's not really my name
You know I used to be quite famous, that was way back in the day
You know I used to be quite famous, that was way back in the day
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(my comic, from Married To The Sea)
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
(my comic, from Married To The Sea)
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I think Hitler is working at the Taco Bell cantina on the Vegas strip
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I think Hitler is working at the Taco Bell cantina on the Vegas strip
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You ever see a dog like this. No thoughts in her head whatsoever
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You ever see a dog like this. No thoughts in her head whatsoever
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Her left jiggler
Left boob got 3/4 stars (a 4 star system is insane)
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Her left jiggler
i should probably reread all those great American novels i breezed through when i was 15 and had zero life experience, probably would hit harder after being through some shit
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i should probably reread all those great American novels i breezed through when i was 15 and had zero life experience, probably would hit harder after being through some shit
cheesy tots were my preferred meal of choice when i would skip class senior year
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
cheesy tots were my preferred meal of choice when i would skip class senior year
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even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim
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old bitch
BREAKING: Dick Cheney dies at 84
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dies at 84
Cheney redefined the office of vice president.
www.axios.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
old bitch
my hair grew back
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
my hair grew back
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now playing: everyone’s a tit by lily allen
November 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
now playing: everyone’s a tit by lily allen
I’ll be your mother figure, I drink that clear liquor, straight from my lips to God’s ears because my pussy’s thicker
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’ll be your mother figure, I drink that clear liquor, straight from my lips to God’s ears because my pussy’s thicker
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
if you replace “Pussy Palace” with “Goon Cave” it fits and it’s better which is why that is the only lyric i will ever sing to that song
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
if you replace “Pussy Palace” with “Goon Cave” it fits and it’s better which is why that is the only lyric i will ever sing to that song
if you would have told me when Alright, Still came out that 20 years later Lily Allen would have a song that sounds like she’s reheating Charli XCX’s Brat nachos i would have asked you what at least 6 of those words meant
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
if you would have told me when Alright, Still came out that 20 years later Lily Allen would have a song that sounds like she’s reheating Charli XCX’s Brat nachos i would have asked you what at least 6 of those words meant
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from L to R: level, hammer, rake, hand saw
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
from L to R: level, hammer, rake, hand saw
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What an evil fucking company
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What an evil fucking company
having a sore throat every day rules, i love it
October 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
having a sore throat every day rules, i love it
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This is probably gonna be ok
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is probably gonna be ok
there’s a joke about how tiktok music is a thing for the youth but i am old and therefore i find all my new favorite artists via instagram reels (which is a true story). i am not funny enough to write it tho.
October 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
there’s a joke about how tiktok music is a thing for the youth but i am old and therefore i find all my new favorite artists via instagram reels (which is a true story). i am not funny enough to write it tho.
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Everything is gonna be this
October 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everything is gonna be this