Nick
@dadatlaw.bsky.social
Dad of daughters, Coach of kids, Attorney for the people. Drafting a survival guide to raising teenagers.
A man’s home is his daughter’s castle.
A man’s home is his daughter’s castle.
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Nick
@dadatlaw.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Asked my 7th grade daughter how school was going and she just sighed and said, “In junior high, there is no quiet kid. Everyone is loud.”
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Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic
November 29, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic
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Menu plan for the week after Thanksgiving:
Breakfast - leftover turkey
Lunch - leftover turkey
Dinner - leftover turkey
Breakfast - leftover turkey
Lunch - leftover turkey
Dinner - leftover turkey
November 29, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Menu plan for the week after Thanksgiving:
Breakfast - leftover turkey
Lunch - leftover turkey
Dinner - leftover turkey
Breakfast - leftover turkey
Lunch - leftover turkey
Dinner - leftover turkey
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It’s time to put up the Christmas tree with my kids. I’m going to take some meds, get a coffee, and be ready to watch it burn - A thread
November 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
It’s time to put up the Christmas tree with my kids. I’m going to take some meds, get a coffee, and be ready to watch it burn - A thread
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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law
November 27, 2024 at 3:43 AM
You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law
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My husband: I’m gonna sleep like a baby!
My kid: I don’t understand, he’s gonna cry while he’s sleeping?
My kid: I don’t understand, he’s gonna cry while he’s sleeping?
November 27, 2024 at 2:26 AM
My husband: I’m gonna sleep like a baby!
My kid: I don’t understand, he’s gonna cry while he’s sleeping?
My kid: I don’t understand, he’s gonna cry while he’s sleeping?
Daughter asked how she did in her middle school swim meet and I told her she did great but looked a little tired in her last event when she stopped me and said, “Yeah, but did I look good? It was picture day.” Guess we can cancel that booking for the 2032 Olympics.
November 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Daughter asked how she did in her middle school swim meet and I told her she did great but looked a little tired in her last event when she stopped me and said, “Yeah, but did I look good? It was picture day.” Guess we can cancel that booking for the 2032 Olympics.
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You can’t scare me, I’ve gone grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving…in New Jersey
November 26, 2024 at 12:52 AM
You can’t scare me, I’ve gone grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving…in New Jersey
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I told my kid if she won’t eat what I pack for lunch, she has to pack it herself. She walks to the cupboard, takes out the same package of snacks she’s been rejecting for months, and puts it in her lunchbox. When I asked why she’d eat it this time, she looked at me like I was the crazy one. I quit
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I told my kid if she won’t eat what I pack for lunch, she has to pack it herself. She walks to the cupboard, takes out the same package of snacks she’s been rejecting for months, and puts it in her lunchbox. When I asked why she’d eat it this time, she looked at me like I was the crazy one. I quit
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My kids will be late to school even if we lived inside the school
November 25, 2024 at 1:55 PM
My kids will be late to school even if we lived inside the school
My 13 y/o daughter says she doesn’t think greed should be a sin because “sometimes people want an oven and a toaster oven without being judged and that’s okay.”
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
My 13 y/o daughter says she doesn’t think greed should be a sin because “sometimes people want an oven and a toaster oven without being judged and that’s okay.”
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I just want to be rich enough to have a walk-in cheese fridge
November 25, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I just want to be rich enough to have a walk-in cheese fridge
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Feeling sad cause I wasn't invited to a social event that I wouldn't have attended in the first place
November 23, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Feeling sad cause I wasn't invited to a social event that I wouldn't have attended in the first place
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My kids and I play this fun game where I wake up early to enjoy a coffee alone and they wake up earlier to make sure that I don’t.
November 17, 2024 at 1:29 PM
My kids and I play this fun game where I wake up early to enjoy a coffee alone and they wake up earlier to make sure that I don’t.
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My clothes dryer timer is the reason I have trust issues
November 25, 2024 at 1:23 PM
My clothes dryer timer is the reason I have trust issues
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My toddler has been crying for 10 minutes because my husband told her that one day she’ll be grown up, and frankly I get it
November 25, 2024 at 1:50 PM
My toddler has been crying for 10 minutes because my husband told her that one day she’ll be grown up, and frankly I get it
Daughters will scream in terror because there’s a tiny bug in their bedroom and when you smash it, tell you things like, “Imagine being a bug and getting killed for doing absolutely nothing.”
November 24, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Daughters will scream in terror because there’s a tiny bug in their bedroom and when you smash it, tell you things like, “Imagine being a bug and getting killed for doing absolutely nothing.”
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Don’t tell me how to live my life, box.
November 24, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Don’t tell me how to live my life, box.
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Your whole life changes when your older kid is finally old enough to babysit your younger kid.
November 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Your whole life changes when your older kid is finally old enough to babysit your younger kid.
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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who can’t parallel park and those who grab a chair and a bowl of popcorn when they see the first group of people try to parallel park
November 24, 2024 at 6:53 AM
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who can’t parallel park and those who grab a chair and a bowl of popcorn when they see the first group of people try to parallel park
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My 6yo doesn’t want much for his birthday, just some Godzilla toys, an iPhone 15, and a hot glue gun
November 22, 2024 at 4:13 PM
My 6yo doesn’t want much for his birthday, just some Godzilla toys, an iPhone 15, and a hot glue gun
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Jennifer’s candy dispenser was low on candy and she became Jennifer Lopez
November 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Jennifer’s candy dispenser was low on candy and she became Jennifer Lopez
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Smoke alarms that need new batteries are just like toddlers... Screeching until they get what they want.
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Smoke alarms that need new batteries are just like toddlers... Screeching until they get what they want.
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My kid just announced that he's going to invent a number bigger than infinity so that will probably keep him busy for a while
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
My kid just announced that he's going to invent a number bigger than infinity so that will probably keep him busy for a while
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One of my air pods is at 79% and the other is at 13%. How is this possible? Is one ear using more power than the other? Seems a little… ear-y
November 21, 2024 at 1:19 PM
One of my air pods is at 79% and the other is at 13%. How is this possible? Is one ear using more power than the other? Seems a little… ear-y
Asked my 7th grade daughter how school was going and she just sighed and said, “In junior high, there is no quiet kid. Everyone is loud.”
November 23, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Asked my 7th grade daughter how school was going and she just sighed and said, “In junior high, there is no quiet kid. Everyone is loud.”