Vinod Chhaproo
@chhapiness.bsky.social
Dream Husband. Dad to 2 girls, a raccoon and a sloth. brb, hypnotizing my dog to turn her into a cat
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Married Wrapped 2024 list is out! My most heard tunes were
1. What’s for dinner
2. Did you even look?! (Explicit)
3. Never mind! I’ll do it myself
1. What’s for dinner
2. Did you even look?! (Explicit)
3. Never mind! I’ll do it myself
Waiting for my wife to approve this Halloween costume of a husband who can make decisions independently
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Waiting for my wife to approve this Halloween costume of a husband who can make decisions independently
Dads don’t need the A/C, they just pop the collar on their tucked in polos to stay cool
June 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Dads don’t need the A/C, they just pop the collar on their tucked in polos to stay cool
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Alexa! Wake me up if there is an emergency like the world has returned back to normal
May 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Alexa! Wake me up if there is an emergency like the world has returned back to normal
Just got back from 10YOs last science project fair of the year, and happy to share that since 1st grade utill now there has been a tremendous growth in the effort put in by the parents
June 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just got back from 10YOs last science project fair of the year, and happy to share that since 1st grade utill now there has been a tremendous growth in the effort put in by the parents
My wife still brings up that one time in 2015 I complained of tired legs while she was in labor
June 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My wife still brings up that one time in 2015 I complained of tired legs while she was in labor
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A slow cooker shaped phone. Call it a crock a dial
June 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
A slow cooker shaped phone. Call it a crock a dial
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From now on I am telling myself all my skeets have been bangers, the likes just disappeared
June 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
From now on I am telling myself all my skeets have been bangers, the likes just disappeared
Walked my dog past a group of dads at a barbecue, now my dog won’t stop talking about property taxes
May 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Walked my dog past a group of dads at a barbecue, now my dog won’t stop talking about property taxes
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It’s not a couch covered in laundry, it’s an art installation titled “couch made of laundry”
May 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
It’s not a couch covered in laundry, it’s an art installation titled “couch made of laundry”
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I know things ordinary people don't know because ordinary people don't talk to squirrels.
May 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I know things ordinary people don't know because ordinary people don't talk to squirrels.
My kids are hooked onto bubble tea. A friend said their kid threw up after trying it at a new place. I am so excited to find that store and take my kids there so they experience that and give up boba tea
May 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My kids are hooked onto bubble tea. A friend said their kid threw up after trying it at a new place. I am so excited to find that store and take my kids there so they experience that and give up boba tea
Regular coffee comes from beans, expensive coffee from Mercedes beans
May 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Regular coffee comes from beans, expensive coffee from Mercedes beans
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I’m starting a new game at work, it’s called “if you use the word ‘good’ in the same sentence as the word ‘morning’ you owe me a coffee”
May 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I’m starting a new game at work, it’s called “if you use the word ‘good’ in the same sentence as the word ‘morning’ you owe me a coffee”
To the world you may mean nothing, but to someone you may mean especially nothing
May 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
To the world you may mean nothing, but to someone you may mean especially nothing
Alexa! Wake me up if there is an emergency like the world has returned back to normal
May 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Alexa! Wake me up if there is an emergency like the world has returned back to normal
If your kid is struggling with constipation or taking a bath what really works for us is asking them to do the dishes, those magic words get them straight to the bathroom
May 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If your kid is struggling with constipation or taking a bath what really works for us is asking them to do the dishes, those magic words get them straight to the bathroom
Everytime a child makes a dad joke a Home Depot stud finder proudly beeps
May 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Everytime a child makes a dad joke a Home Depot stud finder proudly beeps
What’s your favorite track from this festival?
April 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What’s your favorite track from this festival?
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a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single: "who wants to go for a walk? who's a good boy?!"
—shih tzu
—shih tzu
April 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single: "who wants to go for a walk? who's a good boy?!"
—shih tzu
—shih tzu
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Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
FUCK!
- me on public transport
Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
FUCK!
- me on public transport
April 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
FUCK!
- me on public transport
Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
FUCK!
- me on public transport
Instagram went down today. It’ll stop once it gets married
March 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Instagram went down today. It’ll stop once it gets married
For Lent I am giving up asking permissions from my wife, once she says it’s ok
March 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
For Lent I am giving up asking permissions from my wife, once she says it’s ok
Every 27th email of the day from the school should include a discount code for couples therapy or a liquor store or both
March 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Every 27th email of the day from the school should include a discount code for couples therapy or a liquor store or both
Teacher: What’s this constellation called?
Brian: Orion
Bryan: Oryan
Brian: Orion
Bryan: Oryan
February 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Teacher: What’s this constellation called?
Brian: Orion
Bryan: Oryan
Brian: Orion
Bryan: Oryan