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Couldn’t think of the word unscented so I said unflavored smell.
There must be some unwritten rule that smoke detectors have to start malfunctioning at night. To ensure that at least one person in the house is asleep.
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There must be some unwritten rule that smoke detectors have to start malfunctioning at night. To ensure that at least one person in the house is asleep.
That time of year when it’s harder to pick up 🐺 💩 in the yard because of all the 🍁 🍃 🍂
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
That time of year when it’s harder to pick up 🐺 💩 in the yard because of all the 🍁 🍃 🍂
Guy at the grocery store was listening to football loudly as he was shopping. He gets partial credit for wearing earbuds…even if they weren’t actually connected to his phone.
September 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Guy at the grocery store was listening to football loudly as he was shopping. He gets partial credit for wearing earbuds…even if they weren’t actually connected to his phone.
I’m about to go outside and play fetch with the puppies, which means I have to switch from the stemmed wine glass to the stemless wine glass.
August 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m about to go outside and play fetch with the puppies, which means I have to switch from the stemmed wine glass to the stemless wine glass.
One of these days I’ll stop giving my son options for dinner because he says “both” every time.
But today is not that day.
But today is not that day.
August 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
One of these days I’ll stop giving my son options for dinner because he says “both” every time.
But today is not that day.
But today is not that day.
Me: it’s too late to start a movie.
Also me: I’ll just watch three 60 minutes episodes of this British crime show instead.
Also me: I’ll just watch three 60 minutes episodes of this British crime show instead.
August 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me: it’s too late to start a movie.
Also me: I’ll just watch three 60 minutes episodes of this British crime show instead.
Also me: I’ll just watch three 60 minutes episodes of this British crime show instead.
Apparently being super excited I had a hummingbird at my new feeder and 4 birds in the birdbath is who I am now.
August 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Apparently being super excited I had a hummingbird at my new feeder and 4 birds in the birdbath is who I am now.
My mom just texted me and as I’m replying turns on Do Not Disturb. 🤨
August 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My mom just texted me and as I’m replying turns on Do Not Disturb. 🤨
Please cover the “NIPPLE GLITTER” sign was not something I thought I’d be asking the graphic designer working on my show today, but here we are.
August 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Please cover the “NIPPLE GLITTER” sign was not something I thought I’d be asking the graphic designer working on my show today, but here we are.
Not sober me is making bacon right now so I have it for breakfast tomorrow. Tomorrow morning, sober me is going to be so excited.
July 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Not sober me is making bacon right now so I have it for breakfast tomorrow. Tomorrow morning, sober me is going to be so excited.
Me: Finally, it’s cool enough to sleep with the windows open.
Neighbor’s rooster: *taps mic*
Neighbor’s rooster: *taps mic*
July 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Me: Finally, it’s cool enough to sleep with the windows open.
Neighbor’s rooster: *taps mic*
Neighbor’s rooster: *taps mic*
Sitting on your deck in the dark, glass of wine, dogs by your side, looking at the stars, is a special kind of peace.
July 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sitting on your deck in the dark, glass of wine, dogs by your side, looking at the stars, is a special kind of peace.
Do you keep a running grocery list in your kitchen and then rewrite it in the order the items appear in the aisles at the store? Or are you normal?
July 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Do you keep a running grocery list in your kitchen and then rewrite it in the order the items appear in the aisles at the store? Or are you normal?
Going forward I will be referring to perimenopause as cougar puberty. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
July 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Going forward I will be referring to perimenopause as cougar puberty. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
My ex husband’s logic in an argument tonight was “it would have been the same if we were still married, Dipshit!”.
In case you’re wondering if that BS ends after you’re divorced.
In case you’re wondering if that BS ends after you’re divorced.
July 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My ex husband’s logic in an argument tonight was “it would have been the same if we were still married, Dipshit!”.
In case you’re wondering if that BS ends after you’re divorced.
In case you’re wondering if that BS ends after you’re divorced.
A divorced perimenopausal Gen Xer is no one you want to cross. Their level of IDGAF is unmatched.
July 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A divorced perimenopausal Gen Xer is no one you want to cross. Their level of IDGAF is unmatched.
Calm down ring, it’s just a glass of wine
July 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Calm down ring, it’s just a glass of wine
The ring update is crazy specific
July 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The ring update is crazy specific
Will now be referring to depressing and frustrating meetings as zoom and gloom.
July 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Will now be referring to depressing and frustrating meetings as zoom and gloom.
Was just in a fight for my life trying to get out of my sports bra.
July 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Was just in a fight for my life trying to get out of my sports bra.
If my dogs are annoying me I tell them it’s too hot for this, even though it’s only hot outside and a meat locker inside, where we actually are.
July 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If my dogs are annoying me I tell them it’s too hot for this, even though it’s only hot outside and a meat locker inside, where we actually are.
Why do I always want to order take out on days I’ve grocery shopped?
June 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Why do I always want to order take out on days I’ve grocery shopped?
Smoke detector batteries can only malfunction between the hours of midnight and 4am. It’s science.
June 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Smoke detector batteries can only malfunction between the hours of midnight and 4am. It’s science.
One of my besties just described herself as chunky but funky and that is a whole vibe.
June 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
One of my besties just described herself as chunky but funky and that is a whole vibe.