Formerly LakersFanRyan
@daad.bsky.social
lakersfanryan in a past life
Do the British call it meths?
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Do the British call it meths?
Theater usher: I saw you outside with a 120 ounce Big Gulp. Did you finish that in the last 2 minutes?
Me:
Me:
January 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Theater usher: I saw you outside with a 120 ounce Big Gulp. Did you finish that in the last 2 minutes?
Me:
Me:
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In the final episode of House, he redeems himself for his many misdeeds over the years and finally changes his name to Home.
January 20, 2026 at 1:18 AM
In the final episode of House, he redeems himself for his many misdeeds over the years and finally changes his name to Home.
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Elden Ring tip: If you're having trouble beating The Grinning Twins (pictured) inside the Subterranian Shunning Grounds, you can always summon Metmyr the Silent. Just be sure you speak with him BEFORE you visit Volcano Manor.
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Elden Ring tip: If you're having trouble beating The Grinning Twins (pictured) inside the Subterranian Shunning Grounds, you can always summon Metmyr the Silent. Just be sure you speak with him BEFORE you visit Volcano Manor.
I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat.
Rage Against Florence and the Machine
Rage Against Florence and the Machine
January 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat.
Rage Against Florence and the Machine
Rage Against Florence and the Machine
I’ve run the models and this is what Greenland will look like as global warming takes it
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I’ve run the models and this is what Greenland will look like as global warming takes it
Every single year, tootsie rolls are the last remaining candy in the Halloween candy bowls at work
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Every single year, tootsie rolls are the last remaining candy in the Halloween candy bowls at work
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Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?
You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?
Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?
Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?
You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?
Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?
Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
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There already was an “I Hate America” rally. It was on January 6th, 2021. The President spoke at it.
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There already was an “I Hate America” rally. It was on January 6th, 2021. The President spoke at it.
There’s always money in the banana stand Michael
WHAT TARIFF MONEY?
This ridiculous fantasy that the U.S. has a stash of “tariff money” is absurd.
It’s among the most unhinged of Trump fantasies which his aides must co-sign to try and divert attention from the madness of the claim. Remember this? “The tariff shelf”? Crazy stuff.
This ridiculous fantasy that the U.S. has a stash of “tariff money” is absurd.
It’s among the most unhinged of Trump fantasies which his aides must co-sign to try and divert attention from the madness of the claim. Remember this? “The tariff shelf”? Crazy stuff.
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
There’s always money in the banana stand Michael
I don’t know but we’re gonna fuckin’ try!
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I don’t know but we’re gonna fuckin’ try!
What if they sent troops to Portland Maine on accident, like a Four Seasons Landscaping sitch
September 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
What if they sent troops to Portland Maine on accident, like a Four Seasons Landscaping sitch
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Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully
in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
September 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully
in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
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Just saw Lou Ferrigno at Vons
I think he just saw me googling Lou Ferrigno
I think he just saw me googling Lou Ferrigno
September 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just saw Lou Ferrigno at Vons
I think he just saw me googling Lou Ferrigno
I think he just saw me googling Lou Ferrigno
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A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23.
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
September 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23.
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
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It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.
September 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.
The number one priority for AI should be learning what the fuck crows are saying to each other
September 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The number one priority for AI should be learning what the fuck crows are saying to each other
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What if I told you government could do more than just punish people you’re afraid of?
September 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What if I told you government could do more than just punish people you’re afraid of?
I once laid an 8ft long perfect line of caulk and I’m still chasing that high.
Still talking about it at bbqs.
Still talking about it at bbqs.
September 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I once laid an 8ft long perfect line of caulk and I’m still chasing that high.
Still talking about it at bbqs.
Still talking about it at bbqs.
Just now finding out you can get a car smogged whenever you want. Not just every couple years. Game changer.
September 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just now finding out you can get a car smogged whenever you want. Not just every couple years. Game changer.
The younger generation is drinking less but they haven’t had kids yet
August 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The younger generation is drinking less but they haven’t had kids yet
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The Girl with the Little Debbie Tattoo
July 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Girl with the Little Debbie Tattoo