Formerly LakersFanRyan
@daad.bsky.social
lakersfanryan in a past life
Theater usher: I saw you outside with a 120 ounce Big Gulp. Did you finish that in the last 2 minutes?
Me:
Me:
January 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Theater usher: I saw you outside with a 120 ounce Big Gulp. Did you finish that in the last 2 minutes?
Me:
Me:
I’ve run the models and this is what Greenland will look like as global warming takes it
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I’ve run the models and this is what Greenland will look like as global warming takes it
Every single year, tootsie rolls are the last remaining candy in the Halloween candy bowls at work
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Every single year, tootsie rolls are the last remaining candy in the Halloween candy bowls at work
I don’t know but we’re gonna fuckin’ try!
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I don’t know but we’re gonna fuckin’ try!
Toyota: For every repost, we’ll make this bigger
June 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Toyota: For every repost, we’ll make this bigger
26 years after debut
May 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
26 years after debut
Now we know who did it. JFK’s grandson.
January 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Now we know who did it. JFK’s grandson.
Chapter 1: What do Dummies Like to Eat?
January 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Chapter 1: What do Dummies Like to Eat?
I really fucked up guys. I saved for retirement and now I’m too old to reverse that mistake
January 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I really fucked up guys. I saved for retirement and now I’m too old to reverse that mistake
This ranks as the most random text I could get from my 20yo son.
January 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This ranks as the most random text I could get from my 20yo son.
I mean, I would too
December 24, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I mean, I would too
I KNEW they wanted to be pet on their bellies!!
December 20, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I KNEW they wanted to be pet on their bellies!!
Man, they must’ve missed a comma between dry and roasted
December 9, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Man, they must’ve missed a comma between dry and roasted
Well we all knew it would end this way. This little man was too cute to go back.
December 2, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Well we all knew it would end this way. This little man was too cute to go back.
New Teen Wolf movie is ass
November 23, 2024 at 5:06 AM
New Teen Wolf movie is ass
Update: still cute
November 22, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Update: still cute
We’re fostering 2 kittens for Thanksgiving week. The trick will be not keeping them because we don’t need two more cats.
November 22, 2024 at 3:42 AM
We’re fostering 2 kittens for Thanksgiving week. The trick will be not keeping them because we don’t need two more cats.
This is where we all live now
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
This is where we all live now
The president of my son’s university looks like he’s ordering at a deli he’s never been to
November 10, 2024 at 5:45 PM
The president of my son’s university looks like he’s ordering at a deli he’s never been to
I’ll be back but I had to stop the DCCC barrage for a breather
November 6, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I’ll be back but I had to stop the DCCC barrage for a breather
I was stunned that someone would get a vanity plate that says I HATE WHALES because:
A) Who hates whales (beside krill)
B) Who hates them enough to make it their identity
Turns out it says 1 HOT WHEELS
A) Who hates whales (beside krill)
B) Who hates them enough to make it their identity
Turns out it says 1 HOT WHEELS
October 9, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I was stunned that someone would get a vanity plate that says I HATE WHALES because:
A) Who hates whales (beside krill)
B) Who hates them enough to make it their identity
Turns out it says 1 HOT WHEELS
A) Who hates whales (beside krill)
B) Who hates them enough to make it their identity
Turns out it says 1 HOT WHEELS