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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
Went to the Chinese takeout place and got dumplings. 🥟 ok so what is this magic that my world is imploding but whenever I eat dumplings I feel totally ok with the world and the magical dipping sauce like some elixir so take note dumplings have healing powers
September 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Went to the Chinese takeout place and got dumplings. 🥟 ok so what is this magic that my world is imploding but whenever I eat dumplings I feel totally ok with the world and the magical dipping sauce like some elixir so take note dumplings have healing powers
I ate a big mac
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I ate a big mac
In latest news…
September 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
In latest news…
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I wonder what the baby back ribs song guys are up to. I hope they’re well
September 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I wonder what the baby back ribs song guys are up to. I hope they’re well
how do I become an arms dealer
September 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
how do I become an arms dealer
I got stung by a wasp yesterday and those little bitches are not to be messed with. My ankle hurt like hell.
September 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I got stung by a wasp yesterday and those little bitches are not to be messed with. My ankle hurt like hell.
This morning a McDonald's employee at the drive through said, "Oh I wish I had that truck" about my dented badass black pickup and it made me feel alive
August 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This morning a McDonald's employee at the drive through said, "Oh I wish I had that truck" about my dented badass black pickup and it made me feel alive
I found a 10 dollar bill in my pajama pants. How did this happen? Who am I?
August 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I found a 10 dollar bill in my pajama pants. How did this happen? Who am I?
I now live by the mantra “What would Megan Thee Stallion do?”
August 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I now live by the mantra “What would Megan Thee Stallion do?”
I like telling gun men I sold my 22 and my revolver because I “felt like it” and watch them crumble and try to give me a free one
August 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I like telling gun men I sold my 22 and my revolver because I “felt like it” and watch them crumble and try to give me a free one
I just ate a Big Mac and I feel dirty, cheap and divine. I should also mention that I went out in pajama pants in my truck to the gas station and got a white claw so I’ve fulfilled my midwestern destiny.
August 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I just ate a Big Mac and I feel dirty, cheap and divine. I should also mention that I went out in pajama pants in my truck to the gas station and got a white claw so I’ve fulfilled my midwestern destiny.
My job is turning me into Charles Bukowski
July 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My job is turning me into Charles Bukowski
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Will the tooth fairy give money for adult teeth that aren't mine? I've found a ton in this waffle house parking lot.
July 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Will the tooth fairy give money for adult teeth that aren't mine? I've found a ton in this waffle house parking lot.
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No thanks, Goodwill, that's not competitive enough.
July 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
No thanks, Goodwill, that's not competitive enough.
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Me: Nice to meet you! What’s your name?
My brain: We don’t need that info.
My brain: We don’t need that info.
July 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Me: Nice to meet you! What’s your name?
My brain: We don’t need that info.
My brain: We don’t need that info.
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happy national hot dog day to all who celebrate 🌭
July 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
happy national hot dog day to all who celebrate 🌭
I like fuck ups. Maybe we cause I am one.
July 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I like fuck ups. Maybe we cause I am one.
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“I can’t believe it’s happening here.”
Yes you can.
Yes you can.
July 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
“I can’t believe it’s happening here.”
Yes you can.
Yes you can.
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Witness.
The macaroni cheese pie.
The macaroni cheese pie.
July 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Witness.
The macaroni cheese pie.
The macaroni cheese pie.
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249 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns
July 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
249 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns
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more like the fart of july
July 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
more like the fart of july
Farewell, Medicaid. It was fun while it lasted.
July 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Farewell, Medicaid. It was fun while it lasted.
No Kings protest in Springfield Missouri tomorrow. I am a citizen, not a subject.
June 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No Kings protest in Springfield Missouri tomorrow. I am a citizen, not a subject.