Vinnie
@cvrsecatcher.bsky.social
Poet, writer, & tinkerer living in Portland, OR.
Writer in Residence with Chateau Orquevaux, May 2024
Grown in the Midwest — Home on the West Coast.
www.vincenzocreative.com
Writer in Residence with Chateau Orquevaux, May 2024
Grown in the Midwest — Home on the West Coast.
www.vincenzocreative.com
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The singularity is awesome
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The singularity is awesome
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as someone whose life was changed by first really reading online litmags & starting to write dumb little stories & reading submissions for the journal he just started, all at work, in between customers as a bank teller 25 years ago, this sentiment actually means a lot
June 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
as someone whose life was changed by first really reading online litmags & starting to write dumb little stories & reading submissions for the journal he just started, all at work, in between customers as a bank teller 25 years ago, this sentiment actually means a lot
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*Approaching a plainclothes officer and making fart noises with my hands*
"wow dude was that you? Wowwww"
"wow dude was that you? Wowwww"
December 10, 2024 at 2:36 AM
*Approaching a plainclothes officer and making fart noises with my hands*
"wow dude was that you? Wowwww"
"wow dude was that you? Wowwww"
My favorite thing to do during pride month is blast 90s country hits cause that shits fuckinggg gay.
June 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My favorite thing to do during pride month is blast 90s country hits cause that shits fuckinggg gay.
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"Teeth-whitening strips were on sale at Costco, so I went ahead and ordered you five boxes."
Your AI Assistant or Your Mother?
1. Relive these memories from this day seven years ago. 2. Make sure you pack an umbrella, it looks like it might rain this afternoon. 3. I’d leave...
buff.ly
June 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Teeth-whitening strips were on sale at Costco, so I went ahead and ordered you five boxes."
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i don't know how rich you gotta be to have a driver, but I wanna be that kinda rich
tired of driving
tired of driving
June 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i don't know how rich you gotta be to have a driver, but I wanna be that kinda rich
tired of driving
tired of driving
Like surely if I just stop working today at noon, like quit it all, I can make a livable working wage from my poems.. right??
June 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Like surely if I just stop working today at noon, like quit it all, I can make a livable working wage from my poems.. right??
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When I finish my chores I like to stand back and say "This house is clean" a la the woman off Poltergeist.
June 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When I finish my chores I like to stand back and say "This house is clean" a la the woman off Poltergeist.
I love getting got by my past self..
Like oh what's this file named "Idontthinkso" from 2012 attached in a blank email from myself.
OH! It's 4 pages of rap lyrics I wrote with a note at the end that reads, "I should probably never read this again".
Like oh what's this file named "Idontthinkso" from 2012 attached in a blank email from myself.
OH! It's 4 pages of rap lyrics I wrote with a note at the end that reads, "I should probably never read this again".
June 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I love getting got by my past self..
Like oh what's this file named "Idontthinkso" from 2012 attached in a blank email from myself.
OH! It's 4 pages of rap lyrics I wrote with a note at the end that reads, "I should probably never read this again".
Like oh what's this file named "Idontthinkso" from 2012 attached in a blank email from myself.
OH! It's 4 pages of rap lyrics I wrote with a note at the end that reads, "I should probably never read this again".
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Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!
June 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!
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Ah, the golden age.
June 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ah, the golden age.
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Pages from Geometria (1543) by German artist, mathematician, and cartographer Augustin Hirschvogel. In this version from the Deutsche Fotothek, amid the rigid lines of the geometrical sketches appear the chaotic forms of stains: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/hirschvogel-s-geometria-1543
June 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Pages from Geometria (1543) by German artist, mathematician, and cartographer Augustin Hirschvogel. In this version from the Deutsche Fotothek, amid the rigid lines of the geometrical sketches appear the chaotic forms of stains: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/hirschvogel-s-geometria-1543
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One time my dad saw a car for sale on a guy’s lawn in Wisconsin and thought it was a car that could transition into being a boat (???) so he told the guy he’d love to “buy this thing and drive it straight into the lake” which must’ve seemed like a massive power move at the time
June 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
One time my dad saw a car for sale on a guy’s lawn in Wisconsin and thought it was a car that could transition into being a boat (???) so he told the guy he’d love to “buy this thing and drive it straight into the lake” which must’ve seemed like a massive power move at the time
I love going to the dentist because unlike the doctor they don't make you take your shoes off
but also you totally can those teeth freaks don't give a shit about your sneakers
but also you totally can those teeth freaks don't give a shit about your sneakers
June 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I love going to the dentist because unlike the doctor they don't make you take your shoes off
but also you totally can those teeth freaks don't give a shit about your sneakers
but also you totally can those teeth freaks don't give a shit about your sneakers
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ok I feel completely insane asking this but like
weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"
weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"
May 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
ok I feel completely insane asking this but like
weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"
weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"
My wife says she needs to get her hair dyed so I've been standing outside the depot buying beer for kids for like 4 hours and those cheap asses barely tip anymore. It's ridiculous.
May 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My wife says she needs to get her hair dyed so I've been standing outside the depot buying beer for kids for like 4 hours and those cheap asses barely tip anymore. It's ridiculous.
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y’all gotta go through a portal
May 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
y’all gotta go through a portal
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I’ll say it: websites should let you sign in if you got your password wrong but you were still kind of close
May 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’ll say it: websites should let you sign in if you got your password wrong but you were still kind of close
might just start adding "and a strange circus comes to town." to the end of anything I'm describing.
May 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
might just start adding "and a strange circus comes to town." to the end of anything I'm describing.
Giving a 1/2 star rating on a 5 star scale defeats the purpose.
Yes I will die on this hill here.
Yes I will die on this hill here.
May 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Giving a 1/2 star rating on a 5 star scale defeats the purpose.
Yes I will die on this hill here.
Yes I will die on this hill here.
I'm not 100% sure what this link is but
But if you love how wonderful the Lord of the Rings movies are and watch them annually
you should also be watching Pride and Prejudice and having those same feelings
But if you love how wonderful the Lord of the Rings movies are and watch them annually
you should also be watching Pride and Prejudice and having those same feelings
May 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm not 100% sure what this link is but
But if you love how wonderful the Lord of the Rings movies are and watch them annually
you should also be watching Pride and Prejudice and having those same feelings
But if you love how wonderful the Lord of the Rings movies are and watch them annually
you should also be watching Pride and Prejudice and having those same feelings
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some of yall and it shows 💀
May 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
some of yall and it shows 💀