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call it what it is. Erasure
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
call it what it is. Erasure
beating my dick to shit
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
beating my dick to shit
sucking up all the data at the gigabyte factory
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
sucking up all the data at the gigabyte factory
contributing to healthy discourse on the home electrical forums .
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 AM
contributing to healthy discourse on the home electrical forums .
not fortunate or unfortunate. simply; ate
January 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
not fortunate or unfortunate. simply; ate
wish people still had jive. Louis prima spoke on this
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
wish people still had jive. Louis prima spoke on this
wish a woman would let me manny down her rosalind banks
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 AM
wish a woman would let me manny down her rosalind banks
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Using junk science to convince my girlfriend to let me nut in her Clinique
January 4, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Using junk science to convince my girlfriend to let me nut in her Clinique
don’t know why we started calling it “wintry mix” . i prefer to call it by its proper slurname, “sleet”
December 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
don’t know why we started calling it “wintry mix” . i prefer to call it by its proper slurname, “sleet”
“ahaha I just lost the game”
cool and I just put a million ants in your house. new game I just made up called there’s a million ants in your house
cool and I just put a million ants in your house. new game I just made up called there’s a million ants in your house
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“ahaha I just lost the game”
cool and I just put a million ants in your house. new game I just made up called there’s a million ants in your house
cool and I just put a million ants in your house. new game I just made up called there’s a million ants in your house
Got yelled at by the puerto rican receptionist for playing slots on my phone at full volume in the waiting room at the pediatricians office. No I don’t have a child are you crazy, now shut up I just got a bonus
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Got yelled at by the puerto rican receptionist for playing slots on my phone at full volume in the waiting room at the pediatricians office. No I don’t have a child are you crazy, now shut up I just got a bonus
New ketchup being added to the Sauce Library today folks, got this bad boy with my hash browns from dunkin this morning. “Signature Ketchup” from Inspire Brands. Don’t think I’ve had this one yet very excited to try
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
New ketchup being added to the Sauce Library today folks, got this bad boy with my hash browns from dunkin this morning. “Signature Ketchup” from Inspire Brands. Don’t think I’ve had this one yet very excited to try
I’m in massapequa watching illegal aliens go to town on a hock ham. ICE nowhere to be found,
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m in massapequa watching illegal aliens go to town on a hock ham. ICE nowhere to be found,
fraid not. fraid so. either way i am afraid
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
fraid not. fraid so. either way i am afraid
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i had a dream last night i met zaza binks who is just jar jar binks that sells weed
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i had a dream last night i met zaza binks who is just jar jar binks that sells weed
let’s have a hog off
September 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
let’s have a hog off
guy from a planet where they don’t throw their extra salt in the sink: woah woah woah dude what the fuck
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
guy from a planet where they don’t throw their extra salt in the sink: woah woah woah dude what the fuck
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my uber driver just waited for me to get in, looked at me, sighed, and then stuck a ‘baby on board’ sticker on his rear windshield????
September 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
my uber driver just waited for me to get in, looked at me, sighed, and then stuck a ‘baby on board’ sticker on his rear windshield????
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put all my eggs in one basket? you fool. you absolute idiot. i have hidden my eggs in locations across the globe you can’t even conceive of
August 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
put all my eggs in one basket? you fool. you absolute idiot. i have hidden my eggs in locations across the globe you can’t even conceive of
6 feet apart cuz they’re not gay
August 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
6 feet apart cuz they’re not gay
one of my buddies will make up crazy shit just to make people slightly bummed out. Yesterday he was like “yeah you remember the ‘bye, have a beautiful time!’ guy after the credits oh American Dad? Yeah he was the security guard outside the studio. Killed himself”
August 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
one of my buddies will make up crazy shit just to make people slightly bummed out. Yesterday he was like “yeah you remember the ‘bye, have a beautiful time!’ guy after the credits oh American Dad? Yeah he was the security guard outside the studio. Killed himself”
at the library reading The Bible with a comically large magnifying glass like an old timey detective
August 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
at the library reading The Bible with a comically large magnifying glass like an old timey detective
*guy who thinks the lyrics to goodbye horses are “2-5-4-6”*
“You think that’s the last four of his social”
“You think that’s the last four of his social”
August 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*guy who thinks the lyrics to goodbye horses are “2-5-4-6”*
“You think that’s the last four of his social”
“You think that’s the last four of his social”
They fucking killed him dude
August 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
They fucking killed him dude