Adam Nuttesac
@cigaregrets.bsky.social
A torpedo in the air but it’s got a smiley face on the front of it.
A 55 year old woman riding a Vespa- the twist? She’s Sicilian.
Chuck E. Cheese shaking hands with Wendy while Grimace lies disemboweled on the ground in front of them. Welcome to the haunted theatre of the mind. Enjoy the show. 😈
A 55 year old woman riding a Vespa- the twist? She’s Sicilian.
Chuck E. Cheese shaking hands with Wendy while Grimace lies disemboweled on the ground in front of them. Welcome to the haunted theatre of the mind. Enjoy the show. 😈
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A torpedo in the air but it’s got a smiley face on the front of it.
A 55 year old woman riding a Vespa- the twist? She’s Sicilian.
Chuck E. Cheese shaking hands with Wendy while Grimace lies disemboweled on the ground in front of them. Welcome to the haunted theatre of the mind. Enjoy the show. 😈
A 55 year old woman riding a Vespa- the twist? She’s Sicilian.
Chuck E. Cheese shaking hands with Wendy while Grimace lies disemboweled on the ground in front of them. Welcome to the haunted theatre of the mind. Enjoy the show. 😈
I must be getting old cause I’m seeing videos of some of the people running for congress these days and I’m like why they kinda bad tho
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I must be getting old cause I’m seeing videos of some of the people running for congress these days and I’m like why they kinda bad tho
As John Fogerty once said,
Big wheels keep on toynen
Proud Mary keep on boynion
Big wheels keep on toynen
Proud Mary keep on boynion
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
As John Fogerty once said,
Big wheels keep on toynen
Proud Mary keep on boynion
Big wheels keep on toynen
Proud Mary keep on boynion
on my date last night I tried to do that cute thing where you blow the paper wrapping from the plastic straw at somebody but I did the wrong end and shot the straw right into her eye and scratched her cornea 🙁
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
on my date last night I tried to do that cute thing where you blow the paper wrapping from the plastic straw at somebody but I did the wrong end and shot the straw right into her eye and scratched her cornea 🙁
the national guard showed up to Chicago looking like they unsuccessfully tried to Captain America Kyle Rittenhouse
October 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the national guard showed up to Chicago looking like they unsuccessfully tried to Captain America Kyle Rittenhouse
Sabrina Carpenter: My lips are so sweet you might lose your tongue 😜
Chappel Roan: My pussy is an ogre’s foot 👹
Chappel Roan: My pussy is an ogre’s foot 👹
September 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sabrina Carpenter: My lips are so sweet you might lose your tongue 😜
Chappel Roan: My pussy is an ogre’s foot 👹
Chappel Roan: My pussy is an ogre’s foot 👹
Literally every single time I hear somebody use the phrase ‘chomping at the bit’ this fuckin guy pops into my head
September 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Literally every single time I hear somebody use the phrase ‘chomping at the bit’ this fuckin guy pops into my head
My dad was a thought leader and my mom was a sex worker so please forgive me for thinking with my dick
September 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My dad was a thought leader and my mom was a sex worker so please forgive me for thinking with my dick
Men are simple creatures, we only really want three things: French Fries, Criterion Closet, Posu'gelka-pattern needler from Halo with Subanese Crystalline Shards
September 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Men are simple creatures, we only really want three things: French Fries, Criterion Closet, Posu'gelka-pattern needler from Halo with Subanese Crystalline Shards
Moms will be like “Heard this the other day, I think you’ll really like it” and it’s The Scientist by Coldplay
September 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Moms will be like “Heard this the other day, I think you’ll really like it” and it’s The Scientist by Coldplay
prank show where you break into peoples houses with a high pressure power washer and just start blastin’
September 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
prank show where you break into peoples houses with a high pressure power washer and just start blastin’
The evolution of the modern “Karen”began in 1970 when Joni Mitchell released “Big Yellow Taxi” and no I will not elaborate at this time
September 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The evolution of the modern “Karen”began in 1970 when Joni Mitchell released “Big Yellow Taxi” and no I will not elaborate at this time
I’m gonna hold off on saying anything about today’s events until I am absolutely sure Trump isn’t planning on building his own Robocop
September 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m gonna hold off on saying anything about today’s events until I am absolutely sure Trump isn’t planning on building his own Robocop
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is just Se7en for kids
September 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is just Se7en for kids
Joe Camel punched me in the throat outside of a bar in Louisville, Kentucky after I beat him in a game of darts. Have you ever seen a camel with grey hair? Dude looked strange.
September 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Joe Camel punched me in the throat outside of a bar in Louisville, Kentucky after I beat him in a game of darts. Have you ever seen a camel with grey hair? Dude looked strange.
my uber driver just waited for me to get in, looked at me, sighed, and then stuck a ‘baby on board’ sticker on his rear windshield????
September 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
my uber driver just waited for me to get in, looked at me, sighed, and then stuck a ‘baby on board’ sticker on his rear windshield????
There’s no way he put Eminem down at number six!!!
September 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There’s no way he put Eminem down at number six!!!
bro said fire in the hole
September 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
bro said fire in the hole
playfully snapped my mouth shut at the Dentist like Richard Gere with that jewellery box in Pretty Women and accidentally bit the tip of his dick off 😔
August 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
playfully snapped my mouth shut at the Dentist like Richard Gere with that jewellery box in Pretty Women and accidentally bit the tip of his dick off 😔
there is a nonzero chance that Sydney Sweeney becomes this generations John Wilkes Booth
August 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
there is a nonzero chance that Sydney Sweeney becomes this generations John Wilkes Booth
how an ‘I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you’ mfr looks at you after you beat his fucking dog to death in a public park
August 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
how an ‘I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you’ mfr looks at you after you beat his fucking dog to death in a public park
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!! The government continues to send its agents and intimidators in feeble attempts to wipe me out but I continue to fight them off!! I HAVE A VISION FOR THE FUTURE AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE SEEN IT COME TO FRUITION #feminism
July 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!! The government continues to send its agents and intimidators in feeble attempts to wipe me out but I continue to fight them off!! I HAVE A VISION FOR THE FUTURE AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE SEEN IT COME TO FRUITION #feminism
I think my cat is looksmaxxing cause he won’t stop mewing
July 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I think my cat is looksmaxxing cause he won’t stop mewing
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