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Adam Nuttesac
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Me in the corner of your kitchen at 5am high off my nut on pingers after yelling at you for 2 hours about how we should totally open our own bar
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the national guard showed up to Chicago looking like they unsuccessfully tried to Captain America Kyle Rittenhouse
October 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Literally every single time I hear somebody use the phrase ‘chomping at the bit’ this fuckin guy pops into my head
September 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
There’s no way he put Eminem down at number six!!!
September 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
bro said fire in the hole
September 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Mark Buffalo
September 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
how an ‘I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you’ mfr looks at you after you beat his fucking dog to death in a public park
August 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!! The government continues to send its agents and intimidators in feeble attempts to wipe me out but I continue to fight them off!! I HAVE A VISION FOR THE FUTURE AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE SEEN IT COME TO FRUITION #feminism
July 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m a professional screenwriter who works in television. People don’t realise that my job is 85% pitching new ideas or reworking existing IP. Below are some of the pitches I’ve worked on in the last few years. Most never see the light of day, but there may be some you recognise….
July 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
when you’re too hungover to operate in any meaningful way and u just end up on YouTube watching assets
June 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hey guys my grandmother just passed and we found this kitten in her attic. The house was left to me, but I don’t think I have the time to take care of a pet right now. Especially after what we found in the basement.

Looking for a good home!
May 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
May 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i like to airdrop this image to nearby cars every time i’m stopped for too long at a red light
May 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
thinkin bout the unbelievably homoerotic poster for 2010’s animated/live action hybrid Yogi Bear 3D
March 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
idk how else to put it but Eddie Redmayne seems like if I left him alone with my son he would pull some shit like this
March 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
this and some poppers 🥹
March 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
In Whiplash (2014), Terence Fletcher mentions when Joe Jones threw a cymbal at Charlie Parker. This was a symbol of a cymbal for symbolism cymbal symbol simba the simpsons
March 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
this CGI DEEPFAKING has gone TOO FAR! Let our dead celebrities rest in peace!
March 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
the people at chipotle putting salt on their tortilla chips lol
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
every bull terrier i’ve ever met looks like it has fetal alcohol syndrome
February 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I think @nytimes.com is fucking with me
February 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
remember that cute blonde girl from school of rock? this is her now. feel old yet?
January 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
December 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
the time has come
December 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Luigi has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn
December 20, 2024 at 1:29 PM