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Cutler Sheridan
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It’s not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.
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Drinking and singing musical theatre
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Not every AAA game needs to be 80+ hours long and take 7 years to make and sell ten million copies to hit “targets.” We don’t need to keep doing that.
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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We got all the hits:
- purchased by private equity firm
- hid a bunch of layoffs
- invested a bunch of money in AI
- tried to make that money back by ruining the best product it now owned
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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We all thinking the same thing haha, the hypocrisy

bsky.app/profile/pink...
I hope Divinity won't get banned from Steam and Epic considering it has extreme visual violence, detailed gore and orgies - all that in front of an happy, cheering child! yknow what I mean. Its ok tho maybe they just don't like Horses 🐴

That was a crazy good trailer, excited to see more
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Can't believe Quentin Tarantino said all those awful things about me. [Trying to get celebrities to post about how wonderful I am.]
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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'Tis the season once again!

Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Life is extremely kiki right now and I would really like it to be just a little more bouba
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.

I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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A very nice review from @polygon.com

"As a work of game preservation, Simogo Legacy Collection is thoughtful, principled, and as carefully curated as you could wish for."
A brilliant developer’s games were disappearing, so they got creative
Swedish studio Simogo has rescued its iOS classics with an inventive compilation for PC and Switch
www.polygon.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Imagine being this contemptuous of the idea of art.

Like to hold this view you need to be cowardly, intellectually incurious, and dismissive of the idea of art in the abstract.

Or just some asshole desperate for attention posting contrarian bullshit knowing the dunks will raise your profile.
Horses shows "abuse, gory imagery (mutilation, blood), depictions of slavery, physical and psychological torture, domestic abuse, sexual assault, suicide"

It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.

Why are we mad about this ban?
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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once again thinking 30% is a massive cut for a platform to be taking if that's the kind of care and effort they put into their submission process.
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I swear to god none of the people involved here have actually played this game because if they did they’d be embarrassed that this is what they’re afraid of.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Fully sold on this
Somehow, the musical ghost story home repair genre works
aftermath.site/no-ghosts-gran...
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Steam is for products, not art

aftermath.site/valve-steam-...
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Absolute insanity, they should be sued for false advertising www.theverge.com/report/82244...
Talking to Windows’ Copilot AI makes a computer feel incompetent
Hey Copilot, are you useful yet?
www.theverge.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sooo excited for this
Good morning, kids and people, today in book, we have a cover:

(Preorder this jawn at www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/555914... and use the Bookshop link if you can!)
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Interesting/dark look into the hellscape of microdrama apps by @jank0.bsky.social www.theverge.com/column/80525...
The future of Hollywood is sexy, expensive slop
Cheaply produced, highly shareable, and designed to make you pay.
www.theverge.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Hooooooo boyyyyyy, that Sonic Rumble isn't very good.

kotaku.com/sonics-lates...
Sonic's Latest Outing Is A Grim Fall Guys Knock-Off With $60 Skins
Sonic Rumble is a bad game made worse with gross monetization
kotaku.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Finally...Device 6
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
At a haunted house on Halloween I overheard a little boy with a high-pitched voice very politely point to a poster and ask, “Excuse me, is this AI slop?”
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM