Chuck Topley
@ctopley.bsky.social
Cheerful, apathetic, cheerfully apathetic. Mostly. (He/him)
Not on Strange, I don’t think.
(Also, the next time I confidently assert I know where literally anything is, remind me I’m full of it!)
(Also, the next time I confidently assert I know where literally anything is, remind me I’m full of it!)
January 24, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Not on Strange, I don’t think.
(Also, the next time I confidently assert I know where literally anything is, remind me I’m full of it!)
(Also, the next time I confidently assert I know where literally anything is, remind me I’m full of it!)
"..from their own series! From cancelled series! From series that should be cancelled!"
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
"..from their own series! From cancelled series! From series that should be cancelled!"
AI could never.
Upon launch, Polly-O put out an absolutely wild, anime-inspired commercial to promote Dip-arellas that, to employ an overused phrase, legitimately went WAY harder than it had any right to...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9ky...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9ky...
Really cool anime Polly-O Pizza Dip-arellas ad from 1999
YouTube video by Retro CCN
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
AI could never.
Sweet monkey Jebus, I think I got one right this year! That's...intensely troubling.
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Sweet monkey Jebus, I think I got one right this year! That's...intensely troubling.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
Fuck you, @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy. Fuck you.
Interrupt the Price is Right when. He's. Dead. Not for his fucking lies.
Interrupt the Price is Right when. He's. Dead. Not for his fucking lies.
January 20, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Fuck you, @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy. Fuck you.
Interrupt the Price is Right when. He's. Dead. Not for his fucking lies.
Interrupt the Price is Right when. He's. Dead. Not for his fucking lies.
Please don't take this as any particular animosity towards Mormons--well, there was this one, but anyway--I have Godzilla figures that would scale so well with and be so fun to smash...
January 20, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Please don't take this as any particular animosity towards Mormons--well, there was this one, but anyway--I have Godzilla figures that would scale so well with and be so fun to smash...
Motherf--am I going to keep having to do this? Ogles' number is (202) 225-4311. He's on the Financial Services committee. And Tennessee gets more money from the federal government--as in, those blue cities--than it puts in.
Rep. Andy Ogles on Fox Business: "They're libtards in a blue city ... if the libtards are gonna side with lawlessness, that's on them"
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Motherf--am I going to keep having to do this? Ogles' number is (202) 225-4311. He's on the Financial Services committee. And Tennessee gets more money from the federal government--as in, those blue cities--than it puts in.
Byron Donalds' number is (202) 225-2536 if you'd like to tell him you agitate for free.
Rep. Byron Donalds: "These agitators -- who by the way are paid, folks. America, they are paid to do this kind of mess."
January 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Byron Donalds' number is (202) 225-2536 if you'd like to tell him you agitate for free.
Absolutely one of my favorite games ever, and I love that Mathew mentions GHOSTS 'N GOBLINS as well.
Do I play it often? No, it's brutal; I have to be in the right mindset.
Am I any good? Yes, and I suck! You just have to be prepared to try and fail and try and fail and try and fail and try...
Do I play it often? No, it's brutal; I have to be in the right mindset.
Am I any good? Yes, and I suck! You just have to be prepared to try and fail and try and fail and try and fail and try...
January 18, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Absolutely one of my favorite games ever, and I love that Mathew mentions GHOSTS 'N GOBLINS as well.
Do I play it often? No, it's brutal; I have to be in the right mindset.
Am I any good? Yes, and I suck! You just have to be prepared to try and fail and try and fail and try and fail and try...
Do I play it often? No, it's brutal; I have to be in the right mindset.
Am I any good? Yes, and I suck! You just have to be prepared to try and fail and try and fail and try and fail and try...
Reposted by Chuck Topley
I am making a request for animal memes. A friend is going through it right now and I need animal memes to share. This is my favorite so far. Please share your favorites below. It'll help with the doom scrolling
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I am making a request for animal memes. A friend is going through it right now and I need animal memes to share. This is my favorite so far. Please share your favorites below. It'll help with the doom scrolling
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Black Swan (2010)
OH WAIT
OH WAIT
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Black Swan (2010)
OH WAIT
OH WAIT
Watching an old 70's movie, where aliens murder a bunch of people to cover up proof of a visitation--and the movie goes dead midway through! Well-played, Tubi. Well-played.
Eyes Behind the Stars (1978) ⭐ 3.9 | Crime, Horror, Mystery
1h 32m | Not Rated
www.imdb.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Watching an old 70's movie, where aliens murder a bunch of people to cover up proof of a visitation--and the movie goes dead midway through! Well-played, Tubi. Well-played.
I still don't know about that one.
Pros: Well-protected. Five-and-a-half claws. Shiny.
Cons: Sets off metal detectors. Drafty. Can no longer reach items on top three shelves.
Pros: Well-protected. Five-and-a-half claws. Shiny.
Cons: Sets off metal detectors. Drafty. Can no longer reach items on top three shelves.
"I dug up Wolverine's skeleton and made it into a Terminator that I stuck my flesh brain into" is genuinely a fantastic Dr. Doom plot
Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I still don't know about that one.
Pros: Well-protected. Five-and-a-half claws. Shiny.
Cons: Sets off metal detectors. Drafty. Can no longer reach items on top three shelves.
Pros: Well-protected. Five-and-a-half claws. Shiny.
Cons: Sets off metal detectors. Drafty. Can no longer reach items on top three shelves.
Reply with your favorite member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Reply with your favorite member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
I wish G.I. JOE was still a newsstand comic, since I would trust Larry Hama to explain the Venezuela situation more than any pundit or newscaster.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I wish G.I. JOE was still a newsstand comic, since I would trust Larry Hama to explain the Venezuela situation more than any pundit or newscaster.
I read this the other day: the last issue of DEATH'S HEAD II!
Per the Wikipedia for Marvel UK, when Death's Head II was cancelled, "distributor Capital only sold 7,400 copies."
Per the Wikipedia for Marvel UK, when Death's Head II was cancelled, "distributor Capital only sold 7,400 copies."
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I read this the other day: the last issue of DEATH'S HEAD II!
Per the Wikipedia for Marvel UK, when Death's Head II was cancelled, "distributor Capital only sold 7,400 copies."
Per the Wikipedia for Marvel UK, when Death's Head II was cancelled, "distributor Capital only sold 7,400 copies."
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Well it sounds terrible when you put it like that!
"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Well it sounds terrible when you put it like that!
Well, that's encouraging!
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Well, that's encouraging!
I'm not a New Year's resolution guy, but I might try to hold off on buying action figures that are just incremental (or even marginal) improvements on ones I already have.
Case in point: I ran outta the house to get the new Punisher and Daredevil figures, but are they that much better?
Case in point: I ran outta the house to get the new Punisher and Daredevil figures, but are they that much better?
January 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'm not a New Year's resolution guy, but I might try to hold off on buying action figures that are just incremental (or even marginal) improvements on ones I already have.
Case in point: I ran outta the house to get the new Punisher and Daredevil figures, but are they that much better?
Case in point: I ran outta the house to get the new Punisher and Daredevil figures, but are they that much better?
Name three comics you’ve owned in at least three editions.
WARLORD (issues, Showcase, DC Digest!)
PUNISHER (80's, issues, Essential, B&W magazine)
FUN WITH MILK & CHEESE (issues, trade, digital)
WARLORD (issues, Showcase, DC Digest!)
PUNISHER (80's, issues, Essential, B&W magazine)
FUN WITH MILK & CHEESE (issues, trade, digital)
Name three comics you've owned in at least three editions.
-The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck (Gemstone, Fantagraphics books, & deluxe edition)
-Lone Wolf & Cub (First, Dark Horse, & new Deluxe Edition.)
-Harvey Kurtzman's EC War comics (Cochran annuals, slipcases, Fantagraphics)
-The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck (Gemstone, Fantagraphics books, & deluxe edition)
-Lone Wolf & Cub (First, Dark Horse, & new Deluxe Edition.)
-Harvey Kurtzman's EC War comics (Cochran annuals, slipcases, Fantagraphics)
Name three comics you've owned in at least three editions.
- LOVE AND ROCKETS (comics, first Fantagraphics hc/pbks, Titan UK pbks, current Fantagraphics pbks, deluxe hc collections)
- TOMIE (Comics One pbks, Viz pbks, Viz Complete deluxe hc)
- BATMAN YEAR ONE (comics, '88 hc, 2005 hc
- LOVE AND ROCKETS (comics, first Fantagraphics hc/pbks, Titan UK pbks, current Fantagraphics pbks, deluxe hc collections)
- TOMIE (Comics One pbks, Viz pbks, Viz Complete deluxe hc)
- BATMAN YEAR ONE (comics, '88 hc, 2005 hc
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Name three comics you’ve owned in at least three editions.
WARLORD (issues, Showcase, DC Digest!)
PUNISHER (80's, issues, Essential, B&W magazine)
FUN WITH MILK & CHEESE (issues, trade, digital)
WARLORD (issues, Showcase, DC Digest!)
PUNISHER (80's, issues, Essential, B&W magazine)
FUN WITH MILK & CHEESE (issues, trade, digital)
This is easily the most "it was made for me!" figure I've got in a long time: the new Marvel Legends Uncanny Spider-Man! (It's Nightcrawler in disguise. Keep it under your hat.)
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is easily the most "it was made for me!" figure I've got in a long time: the new Marvel Legends Uncanny Spider-Man! (It's Nightcrawler in disguise. Keep it under your hat.)
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If you or ANYONE you know or suspect is dealing with serious mental health problems and is actively looking to suicide as a way out, maybe give a suicide hotline or website a try:
988lifeline.org
988lifeline.org
988 Lifeline
At the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, we understand that life’s challenges can sometimes be difficult. Whether you’re facing mental health struggles, emotional distress, alcohol or drug use concerns…
988lifeline.org
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you or ANYONE you know or suspect is dealing with serious mental health problems and is actively looking to suicide as a way out, maybe give a suicide hotline or website a try:
988lifeline.org
988lifeline.org
Back from Montana! Drove over real quick to see my folks, my sister and her family, and learned why nobody else lets her dogs sleep on the bed. (I was literally sideways at one point!)
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Back from Montana! Drove over real quick to see my folks, my sister and her family, and learned why nobody else lets her dogs sleep on the bed. (I was literally sideways at one point!)
Crumbs, I keep buying 'em, but I haven't been able to put up my Star Wars X-mas guys for a couple.
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Crumbs, I keep buying 'em, but I haven't been able to put up my Star Wars X-mas guys for a couple.