Chuck Topley
@ctopley.bsky.social
Cheerful, apathetic, cheerfully apathetic. Mostly. (He/him)
Terminally ill, maimed, and critically injured patients are sent to the last resort: Omicron Ceti III. But can they be brought back? Do they want to be? And what exactly is the spores' life cycle...?
What is your Star Trek project that only you would love?
All of the TOS episodes rewritten in the Mirror Universe. 79 episodes of pure uncut goateed chaos.
All of the TOS episodes rewritten in the Mirror Universe. 79 episodes of pure uncut goateed chaos.
a man with a beard is standing with his arms crossed in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing with his arms crossed in a room .
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November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Terminally ill, maimed, and critically injured patients are sent to the last resort: Omicron Ceti III. But can they be brought back? Do they want to be? And what exactly is the spores' life cycle...?
Rarely happens, but I think I had too much caffeine yesterday. Took forever to fall asleep, slept like crap, and I very distinctly thought I heard Elmer Fudd say "hewwo" when I woke up. Which was...OK, not terrifying, just confusing.
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Rarely happens, but I think I had too much caffeine yesterday. Took forever to fall asleep, slept like crap, and I very distinctly thought I heard Elmer Fudd say "hewwo" when I woke up. Which was...OK, not terrifying, just confusing.
Even with Rifftrax backing me up, I still can't get through it in one sitting!
(I'm old enough that I could've watched it when it was first aired, but was dragged to a basketball game instead. I do wonder how different my life would be if I had seen it...)
(I'm old enough that I could've watched it when it was first aired, but was dragged to a basketball game instead. I do wonder how different my life would be if I had seen it...)
Happy Life Day, Everyone! Today is the 47th anniversary of this Galactic Mess known as The Star Wars Holiday Special. I triple dog dare any of you to make it all the way through this (I can't)!
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) (Complete) [60fps]
YouTube video by Star Wars Holiday Special
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November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Even with Rifftrax backing me up, I still can't get through it in one sitting!
(I'm old enough that I could've watched it when it was first aired, but was dragged to a basketball game instead. I do wonder how different my life would be if I had seen it...)
(I'm old enough that I could've watched it when it was first aired, but was dragged to a basketball game instead. I do wonder how different my life would be if I had seen it...)
Bane finally got his Osito brand teddy bears on the market, and this happens.
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Bane finally got his Osito brand teddy bears on the market, and this happens.
I wasn’t expecting this yet! The Mondo X-MEN ‘97 Nightcrawler figure just came in.
I don’t usually get 12-inch figures, but of course I ordered this as fast as I could.
I don’t usually get 12-inch figures, but of course I ordered this as fast as I could.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I wasn’t expecting this yet! The Mondo X-MEN ‘97 Nightcrawler figure just came in.
I don’t usually get 12-inch figures, but of course I ordered this as fast as I could.
I don’t usually get 12-inch figures, but of course I ordered this as fast as I could.
Watched most as they originally aired, then the finale in college with a bunch of people...all of whom were probably likewise traumatized. Didn't get to see "The Return" until just recently!
I was lucky enough to watch #TwinPeaks in the order it came out but for many, the first two seasons were hard to come by so #FireWalkWithMe was their introduction.
Not until the show hit Netflix and released on DVD did it take off again.
How did you first find "Twin Peaks"?
Not until the show hit Netflix and released on DVD did it take off again.
How did you first find "Twin Peaks"?
a sign on the side of a road welcomes people to twin peaks
ALT: a sign on the side of a road welcomes people to twin peaks
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Watched most as they originally aired, then the finale in college with a bunch of people...all of whom were probably likewise traumatized. Didn't get to see "The Return" until just recently!
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Betty & Veronica were so much better before the stupid Comics Code
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Betty & Veronica were so much better before the stupid Comics Code
Man, that just made me want a Legion of Super-Heroes/Nightcrawler one-shot.
Maybe they want Kurt to join, but keep pitching names like "Elf Lad" or something...
Maybe they want Kurt to join, but keep pitching names like "Elf Lad" or something...
Today is the birthday of artist Dave Cockrum (Nov. 11, 1943-Nov. 26, 2006). Creator or cocreator of Storm, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Thunderbird, Wildfire, Mystique, the Starjammers, the Imperial Guard, Magik, & much more!
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Man, that just made me want a Legion of Super-Heroes/Nightcrawler one-shot.
Maybe they want Kurt to join, but keep pitching names like "Elf Lad" or something...
Maybe they want Kurt to join, but keep pitching names like "Elf Lad" or something...
Reposted by Chuck Topley
Today is the birthday of artist Dave Cockrum (Nov. 11, 1943-Nov. 26, 2006). Creator or cocreator of Storm, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Thunderbird, Wildfire, Mystique, the Starjammers, the Imperial Guard, Magik, & much more!
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Today is the birthday of artist Dave Cockrum (Nov. 11, 1943-Nov. 26, 2006). Creator or cocreator of Storm, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Thunderbird, Wildfire, Mystique, the Starjammers, the Imperial Guard, Magik, & much more!
Got my Dash Rendar figure today! And this stupid joke to the tune of Queen's Flash Gordon theme was the first thing to come to mind, because I'm pretty sure Dash would do this:
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Got my Dash Rendar figure today! And this stupid joke to the tune of Queen's Flash Gordon theme was the first thing to come to mind, because I'm pretty sure Dash would do this:
I've seen that cover more than once, and every time I think Cotton Hill is giving Howard the business. That duck didn't take your shins, Cotton; leave him alone!
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I've seen that cover more than once, and every time I think Cotton Hill is giving Howard the business. That duck didn't take your shins, Cotton; leave him alone!
Absolutely agree. Schumer needs to go.
@murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov if you want this Washingtonian's vote, I expect you to loudly and repeatedly call for Schumer's removal.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Absolutely agree. Schumer needs to go.
"Valley of Gwangi" just ended on #Svengoolie, and those guys are in so much trouble.
"OK, so the dinosaur that got loose ate a bunch of guys, chased everyone else all over town, and we had to burn down the world's most flammable stone cathedral to kill it...everyone signed a waiver, right?"
"OK, so the dinosaur that got loose ate a bunch of guys, chased everyone else all over town, and we had to burn down the world's most flammable stone cathedral to kill it...everyone signed a waiver, right?"
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
"Valley of Gwangi" just ended on #Svengoolie, and those guys are in so much trouble.
"OK, so the dinosaur that got loose ate a bunch of guys, chased everyone else all over town, and we had to burn down the world's most flammable stone cathedral to kill it...everyone signed a waiver, right?"
"OK, so the dinosaur that got loose ate a bunch of guys, chased everyone else all over town, and we had to burn down the world's most flammable stone cathedral to kill it...everyone signed a waiver, right?"
If you see this, post egg
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If you see this, post egg
The first ten minutes is just Miss Piggy karate-chopping the rest of the Muppets the hell out of her movie. Hi-yaaa!
The first-ever MUPPETS solo movie is coming
Executive producers Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are teaming up with writer Cole Escola to develop the first-ever solo movie set in the world of The Muppets: Miss Piggy.
Executive producers Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are teaming up with writer Cole Escola to develop the first-ever solo movie set in the world of The Muppets: Miss Piggy.
The first-ever MUPPETS solo movie is coming
Executive producers Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are teaming up with writer Cole Escola to develop the first-ever solo movie set in the world of The Muppets: Miss Piggy.
www.comicsbeat.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The first ten minutes is just Miss Piggy karate-chopping the rest of the Muppets the hell out of her movie. Hi-yaaa!
The assorted Hulk heads remind me of yet another dumb bit that's been in my skull for decades: a 1983 Bullpen Bulletins, with guest writer David Michelinie grousing about how hard it is to be a writer, yet everybody looooves artists!
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The assorted Hulk heads remind me of yet another dumb bit that's been in my skull for decades: a 1983 Bullpen Bulletins, with guest writer David Michelinie grousing about how hard it is to be a writer, yet everybody looooves artists!
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November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
So I’ve been watching more on Tubi or Pluto or Shudder the last couple weeks; but I started the month trying to plow though some DVD’s.
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
So I’ve been watching more on Tubi or Pluto or Shudder the last couple weeks; but I started the month trying to plow though some DVD’s.
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cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast
me: ok
cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl
me: ok
cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
me: ok
cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl
me: ok
cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
December 12, 2024 at 1:28 PM
cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast
me: ok
cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl
me: ok
cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
me: ok
cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl
me: ok
cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
Just caught a couple minutes of CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA, which seems tailor-made for MST3K? Scuba diving sequences! A Spirit Halloween Bogey costume! A monster that looks very much like a drowning stuntman! And a native local's subtitles savagely roasting a lovestruck tourist.
Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961) ⭐ 3.5 | Comedy, Horror
1h 3m | Unrated
www.imdb.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Just caught a couple minutes of CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA, which seems tailor-made for MST3K? Scuba diving sequences! A Spirit Halloween Bogey costume! A monster that looks very much like a drowning stuntman! And a native local's subtitles savagely roasting a lovestruck tourist.
You would not believe how much I’ve been looking forward to a big bowl of Boo Berry.
This is also a four day weekend for me! Today was blocked for this and scary movies, and I decided I didn’t need to be there the day after Daylight Savings starts…
This is also a four day weekend for me! Today was blocked for this and scary movies, and I decided I didn’t need to be there the day after Daylight Savings starts…
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You would not believe how much I’ve been looking forward to a big bowl of Boo Berry.
This is also a four day weekend for me! Today was blocked for this and scary movies, and I decided I didn’t need to be there the day after Daylight Savings starts…
This is also a four day weekend for me! Today was blocked for this and scary movies, and I decided I didn’t need to be there the day after Daylight Savings starts…
Someday it’s going to time out just perfectly: I’ll be on my exercise bike, watching a scary movie, and my timer will go off at the exact right moment to scare the living crap outta me.
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Someday it’s going to time out just perfectly: I’ll be on my exercise bike, watching a scary movie, and my timer will go off at the exact right moment to scare the living crap outta me.
I can't be the only one to immediately think of this.
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I can't be the only one to immediately think of this.
I was only half-watching BLAIR WITCH on Pluto, but I swear it's like "Oops! All Jumpscares."
That and I hate horror movies, where somebody hurts their foot hiking, and they keep going! Nope, hike's over, back we go!
That and I hate horror movies, where somebody hurts their foot hiking, and they keep going! Nope, hike's over, back we go!
October 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I was only half-watching BLAIR WITCH on Pluto, but I swear it's like "Oops! All Jumpscares."
That and I hate horror movies, where somebody hurts their foot hiking, and they keep going! Nope, hike's over, back we go!
That and I hate horror movies, where somebody hurts their foot hiking, and they keep going! Nope, hike's over, back we go!
Sure I'm ordering Cardiac...and like three Uncanny Spider-Men! (I might spread them out, see what comes in first!)
Hasbro Marvel Legends Spider-Man Retro Card wave will include: Cardiac, Spider-Man 2099, The Owl, Hypno-Hustler, Spider-Venom, & Uncanny Spider-Man (Nightcrawler). Preorders for this wave should go up Wednesday (10/29).
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Sure I'm ordering Cardiac...and like three Uncanny Spider-Men! (I might spread them out, see what comes in first!)