Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド)
@mrmorbid.bsky.social
Born in the 80's, but raised in the 90's, Professional Smartass, Lover of swear words & double entendres. Ex-blogger. Taken 11 years by my love @flaemaru.bsky.social
FUCK TRUMP, FUCK MUSK, FUCK ICE & FUCK MAGA!
FUCK TRUMP, FUCK MUSK, FUCK ICE & FUCK MAGA!
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it’s none of anyone’s business that the president’s prolapsed asshole got sucked down the plane’s toilet and it is going to take some time to extricate the president’s anus from the plane toilet which continues to suck
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 AM
it’s none of anyone’s business that the president’s prolapsed asshole got sucked down the plane’s toilet and it is going to take some time to extricate the president’s anus from the plane toilet which continues to suck
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Despite what Trump says, working with other democracies and having free trade around the world doesn’t make us suckers. It makes us STRATEGIC and means lower prices for consumers and less chance of going to war.
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Despite what Trump says, working with other democracies and having free trade around the world doesn’t make us suckers. It makes us STRATEGIC and means lower prices for consumers and less chance of going to war.
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The only thing more pathetic than thinking you’re Trump’s ally is thinking that he won’t throw you under the bus next.
You will not defeat Trump with appeals to the rule of law or being nice. He doesn’t care about those things.
You defeat him like you do any bully: by punching back.
You will not defeat Trump with appeals to the rule of law or being nice. He doesn’t care about those things.
You defeat him like you do any bully: by punching back.
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The only thing more pathetic than thinking you’re Trump’s ally is thinking that he won’t throw you under the bus next.
You will not defeat Trump with appeals to the rule of law or being nice. He doesn’t care about those things.
You defeat him like you do any bully: by punching back.
You will not defeat Trump with appeals to the rule of law or being nice. He doesn’t care about those things.
You defeat him like you do any bully: by punching back.
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I fully support the EU bitch-slapping my country right now. I know it’s going to hurt, but it’s the only way they’ll learn. Sane Americans get it.
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I fully support the EU bitch-slapping my country right now. I know it’s going to hurt, but it’s the only way they’ll learn. Sane Americans get it.
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If it takes the EU to bitch slap US Republicans into doing the right thing, then so be it! Time for some tough love.
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
If it takes the EU to bitch slap US Republicans into doing the right thing, then so be it! Time for some tough love.
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Quite the statement from the Prime Minister of Poland
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Quite the statement from the Prime Minister of Poland
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How's that "Trump Train" working out?
...oh...
...oh...
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
How's that "Trump Train" working out?
...oh...
...oh...
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The internet: Poor Usha. She hates JD and knows he’s leaving her soon. She’s not wearing her ring. Usha, blink twice if you need help.
Usha: Impregnate me, JD
Usha: Impregnate me, JD
January 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The internet: Poor Usha. She hates JD and knows he’s leaving her soon. She’s not wearing her ring. Usha, blink twice if you need help.
Usha: Impregnate me, JD
Usha: Impregnate me, JD
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It's important to pay attention to Nick Fuentes because he represents the typical Republican voter and is the likely future of the Republican Party.
Nick Fuentes urging Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota: "Bro, do it. Do something. Just stop chickening out. I'm just tired of the idle threats... Please pull the trigger. Please kill them, Mr. President. Please just kill them."
www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...
www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...
Nick Fuentes: “Please pull the trigger. Please kill them, Mr. President. … I'm not actually wishing for violence, but please send in the military and restore order.”
www.mediamatters.org
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
It's important to pay attention to Nick Fuentes because he represents the typical Republican voter and is the likely future of the Republican Party.
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After all the speculation of JD Vance and Erika Kirk being the pasty white 2028 Republican Nazi ticket, Usha Vance's announcement seems suspicious — like some sort of 'Wag the Uterus' scam. 😂🤣👇
January 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
After all the speculation of JD Vance and Erika Kirk being the pasty white 2028 Republican Nazi ticket, Usha Vance's announcement seems suspicious — like some sort of 'Wag the Uterus' scam. 😂🤣👇
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“I feel as though the weapon I built is coming to kill me and my people,” said the Somali woman who voted Republican.
Yup.
Yup.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
“I feel as though the weapon I built is coming to kill me and my people,” said the Somali woman who voted Republican.
Yup.
Yup.
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Another banner day for the world power run entirely by nazi child molesters
January 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Another banner day for the world power run entirely by nazi child molesters
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I’m starting to suspect that he’s a stupid and evil piece of shit pedophile with dementia and horrible body odor
Trump: "I was gonna call it the Gulf of Trump, but I thought I would be killed if I did that. I wanted to."
January 20, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I’m starting to suspect that he’s a stupid and evil piece of shit pedophile with dementia and horrible body odor
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This would have been more effective if it said “Donald, you revolting sack of crap, suck my grundle right now.”
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
This would have been more effective if it said “Donald, you revolting sack of crap, suck my grundle right now.”
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The American Experiment where we decided to see what happens if we anoint an evil grifting treasonous nazi pedophile with dementia and horrendous body odor to the most powerful office in the world is yielding shockingly poor results
January 20, 2026 at 7:17 PM
The American Experiment where we decided to see what happens if we anoint an evil grifting treasonous nazi pedophile with dementia and horrendous body odor to the most powerful office in the world is yielding shockingly poor results
Bruh they got Jonah Hill to transform into That Vegan Teacher 😭🤦♂️
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Bruh they got Jonah Hill to transform into That Vegan Teacher 😭🤦♂️
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“I played the Sims and I was able to feed my sim for $15 a day. The left hates me because I talked about broccoli on tv”
Brooke Rollins is still at it!
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
“I played the Sims and I was able to feed my sim for $15 a day. The left hates me because I talked about broccoli on tv”
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"The killing of Renee Good is a tragedy;
but she was also a terrorist;
so it's good that she's dead"
-What MAGA Christianity has been groomed to believe
but she was also a terrorist;
so it's good that she's dead"
-What MAGA Christianity has been groomed to believe
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
"The killing of Renee Good is a tragedy;
but she was also a terrorist;
so it's good that she's dead"
-What MAGA Christianity has been groomed to believe
but she was also a terrorist;
so it's good that she's dead"
-What MAGA Christianity has been groomed to believe
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January 20, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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And that's why Jonathan Ross needs to be arrested immediately for Renee Good's callous and cowardly murder. The FBI refused to investigate is called a textbook example of a presidential cover up by ICE is definitely an arrogant act by a criminal administration. 💙🇺🇸💙
As Trump Regime Readies a Military Invasion of Minnesota, New Evidence Confirms Renee Good Was Executed
open.substack.com/pub/sethabra...
open.substack.com/pub/sethabra...
As Trump Regime Readies a Military Invasion of Minnesota, New Evidence Confirms Renee Good Was Executed
This update on the situation in Minnesota holds at least a dozen revelations about what’s happening there that—individually—would each qualify as a sign of the imminent collapse of American democracy.
open.substack.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
And that's why Jonathan Ross needs to be arrested immediately for Renee Good's callous and cowardly murder. The FBI refused to investigate is called a textbook example of a presidential cover up by ICE is definitely an arrogant act by a criminal administration. 💙🇺🇸💙
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Carney: "We stand firmly with Greenland and Denmark and fully support their unique right to determine Greenland's future. Our commitment to NATO's Article 5 is unwavering ... Canada strongly opposes tariffs over Greenland"
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Carney: "We stand firmly with Greenland and Denmark and fully support their unique right to determine Greenland's future. Our commitment to NATO's Article 5 is unwavering ... Canada strongly opposes tariffs over Greenland"
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