Sophie Marie the cryptid
@cryptidcabaret.bsky.social
Horror lover, queer cryptid, disabled. Writer & performance artist. Artistic director at Das Biest Performance Project. (They/them)
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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sometimes i think about how i'd rather be a floating orb and people get worried i dont wanna like exist and its like no, i want to be a floating orb that lights up when it talks were you even listening
January 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM
sometimes i think about how i'd rather be a floating orb and people get worried i dont wanna like exist and its like no, i want to be a floating orb that lights up when it talks were you even listening
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The "ICE is using military tactics suited for a warzone, not for American streets" rhetoric kinda misses the point that warzones are not naturally occuring. The US military creates war zones from residential neighborhoods and the tactics are not more justifiable just because it's overseas
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The "ICE is using military tactics suited for a warzone, not for American streets" rhetoric kinda misses the point that warzones are not naturally occuring. The US military creates war zones from residential neighborhoods and the tactics are not more justifiable just because it's overseas
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
Gerry keay my beloved.
Quote with your purple art 💜
#myart
#myart
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Gerry keay my beloved.
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
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Hey y’all - today I’m celebrating the 60th anniversary of DRACULA: PRINCE OF DARKNESS here in the US. It was my first Hammer & it’s my favorite Hammer.
Shares and/or subs are greatly appreciated- cheers!
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Shares and/or subs are greatly appreciated- cheers!
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Eternal Night: Dracula: Prince of Darkness at 60
Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
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January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Hey y’all - today I’m celebrating the 60th anniversary of DRACULA: PRINCE OF DARKNESS here in the US. It was my first Hammer & it’s my favorite Hammer.
Shares and/or subs are greatly appreciated- cheers!
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/eternal-nigh...
Shares and/or subs are greatly appreciated- cheers!
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/eternal-nigh...
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I was desperate for some organization, so I put together a list of places you can donate or buy things for to support folks in Minnesota.
If you have places for me to add, please DM me.
If you have places for me to add, please DM me.
Places to Donate to in Minnesota
Buy/Donate Materials: Help buy dashcams for legal observers Bethel Church Food Pantry TC Food Justice: Donate food Mutual Aid Funds: Lyndale School Mutual Aid Fund Rent Relief Fund for Southside Fami...
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January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I was desperate for some organization, so I put together a list of places you can donate or buy things for to support folks in Minnesota.
If you have places for me to add, please DM me.
If you have places for me to add, please DM me.
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Remember how I was asking for help just before nye? Rent, groceries, bills, all that? Yeah, got enough for everything but rent, and then 2026 showed up, started throwing hands. I'm at the point of needing to get 1500 in in the next two days to cover rent.
To donate: paypal.me/tormentedart...
To donate: paypal.me/tormentedart...
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January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Remember how I was asking for help just before nye? Rent, groceries, bills, all that? Yeah, got enough for everything but rent, and then 2026 showed up, started throwing hands. I'm at the point of needing to get 1500 in in the next two days to cover rent.
To donate: paypal.me/tormentedart...
To donate: paypal.me/tormentedart...
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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Sometimes the best in life is changing into soft pants.
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Sometimes the best in life is changing into soft pants.
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December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I'm still holding out hope we can get at least one more.
It doesn't even need a huge budget, I don't think anyone minds if it's not a huge spectacle. Most of the fun is in the characters, as it should be.
It doesn't even need a huge budget, I don't think anyone minds if it's not a huge spectacle. Most of the fun is in the characters, as it should be.
If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm still holding out hope we can get at least one more.
It doesn't even need a huge budget, I don't think anyone minds if it's not a huge spectacle. Most of the fun is in the characters, as it should be.
It doesn't even need a huge budget, I don't think anyone minds if it's not a huge spectacle. Most of the fun is in the characters, as it should be.
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SENRITSU KAIKI FILE 1: this lady is pretty tall and scary
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE 6: you must complete 4 missions, director of noroi who has become the main character of this film, or everyone will die. There is a floating giant over Tokyo like Drakengard
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE 6: you must complete 4 missions, director of noroi who has become the main character of this film, or everyone will die. There is a floating giant over Tokyo like Drakengard
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE 1: this lady is pretty tall and scary
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE 6: you must complete 4 missions, director of noroi who has become the main character of this film, or everyone will die. There is a floating giant over Tokyo like Drakengard
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE 6: you must complete 4 missions, director of noroi who has become the main character of this film, or everyone will die. There is a floating giant over Tokyo like Drakengard
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i colored this again and i still don't like it. but i also don't know that i want to color it a third time
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i colored this again and i still don't like it. but i also don't know that i want to color it a third time
Everyone should check out my best friend's art!
December 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Everyone should check out my best friend's art!
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It was reprehensible when people mocked condom usage at the height of the AIDS pandemic.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
December 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It was reprehensible when people mocked condom usage at the height of the AIDS pandemic.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
I'm not excited to return to day job work this week, but I have so many exciting dance/performance and writing goals for 2026. I hope this year is filled with so much weird creativity.
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I'm not excited to return to day job work this week, but I have so many exciting dance/performance and writing goals for 2026. I hope this year is filled with so much weird creativity.
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People have historically, and rightfully, seen the evil of Guantanamo, Abu Gharib, and now CECOT for what it is, but I wish more people would also see the evil in our domestic prisons too. How we treat our most vulnerable, including prisoners, really sets the tone for our whole society.
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
People have historically, and rightfully, seen the evil of Guantanamo, Abu Gharib, and now CECOT for what it is, but I wish more people would also see the evil in our domestic prisons too. How we treat our most vulnerable, including prisoners, really sets the tone for our whole society.
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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before / after watching Cure (1997)
October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
before / after watching Cure (1997)