Cruz “BLEH” Flores
@cruzflores.bsky.social
Shitty dumbass who is also great
I don’t think political pundits understand the hypocrisy of the American voter. A democratic politician would get more votes from people who voted for Trump by calling Trump supporters “pedophile supporters” than by any weak willed shit like “voting for Trump doesn’t reflect your values”
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don’t think political pundits understand the hypocrisy of the American voter. A democratic politician would get more votes from people who voted for Trump by calling Trump supporters “pedophile supporters” than by any weak willed shit like “voting for Trump doesn’t reflect your values”
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Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
September 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
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Asking AI Jesus about the Trump/Clinton blowie thing
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Asking AI Jesus about the Trump/Clinton blowie thing
Number one: Gross
Number two: Same
Number two: Same
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Number one: Gross
Number two: Same
Number two: Same
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"Sorry Liz, I can't stay late, I'm in a production of Hamnet"
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Sorry Liz, I can't stay late, I'm in a production of Hamnet"
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
The Devil Wears Pradeux
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Devil Wears Pradeux
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Did you hear about the wizard who got accused of plagiarism?
Apparently he didn't cite his sorcerers.
Apparently he didn't cite his sorcerers.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Did you hear about the wizard who got accused of plagiarism?
Apparently he didn't cite his sorcerers.
Apparently he didn't cite his sorcerers.
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cooked his ass
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
cooked his ass
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Please remember that your Senator is neither your friend, nor your enemy. They work for you. Call them and give them clear input. And don’t be afraid to tell them you’ll be supporting their next primary challenger if they don’t show a spine. They work for you. Threaten to fire them if you have to.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Please remember that your Senator is neither your friend, nor your enemy. They work for you. Call them and give them clear input. And don’t be afraid to tell them you’ll be supporting their next primary challenger if they don’t show a spine. They work for you. Threaten to fire them if you have to.
The newest online discourse is “Actually (dumbest thing you’ve heard in your life).”Everyone on the Internet must argue about it for the next week despite the fact that it only makes sense to four nepo babies in New York.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The newest online discourse is “Actually (dumbest thing you’ve heard in your life).”Everyone on the Internet must argue about it for the next week despite the fact that it only makes sense to four nepo babies in New York.
There are girls in this 24 Hours fitness just hanging out with a dog. They are doing no exercise.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
There are girls in this 24 Hours fitness just hanging out with a dog. They are doing no exercise.
It would be funny if it were the millionaires who successfully overthrew the billionaires www.wired.com/story/mark-z...
Mark Zuckerberg Opened an Illegal School at His Palo Alto Compound. His Neighbors Revolted
Neighbors complained about noise, security guards, and hordes of traffic. An unlicensed school named after the Zuckerbergs’ pet chicken tipped them over the edge.
www.wired.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It would be funny if it were the millionaires who successfully overthrew the billionaires www.wired.com/story/mark-z...
I wish there was a term to describe how it’s the dumbest satires of the future that ultimately turn out to be the most accurate.
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I wish there was a term to describe how it’s the dumbest satires of the future that ultimately turn out to be the most accurate.
“I throwded up on my Easter suit”
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“I throwded up on my Easter suit”
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Don't wave that thing at me, Hello Kitty!
February 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Don't wave that thing at me, Hello Kitty!
Unless Stranger Things starts with an explosion that only leaves Joe Keery, Maya Hawke and Winona Ryder I doubt I’ll be watching the last season
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Unless Stranger Things starts with an explosion that only leaves Joe Keery, Maya Hawke and Winona Ryder I doubt I’ll be watching the last season
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Lmaoo you weren’t kidding
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Lmaoo you weren’t kidding
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Mage Of Sail is a comedy-horror Actual Play where pirate-wizards fight British colonialism on the high seas. The latest episode (and great starting point) just launched! youtu.be/YRNKdwApCl8
Likes, comments, subscriptions and especially shares are hugely appreciated.
Likes, comments, subscriptions and especially shares are hugely appreciated.
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Mage Of Sail is a comedy-horror Actual Play where pirate-wizards fight British colonialism on the high seas. The latest episode (and great starting point) just launched! youtu.be/YRNKdwApCl8
Likes, comments, subscriptions and especially shares are hugely appreciated.
Likes, comments, subscriptions and especially shares are hugely appreciated.
Reading matty’s post like Chandler Bing
like, genuinely, what is the method to ensure a centrist cohesive party line that Matty wants here outside of methods like democratic centralism
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Reading matty’s post like Chandler Bing
Watching this new Badlands movie , when Springsteen show up?
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Watching this new Badlands movie , when Springsteen show up?