Cruz “BLEH” Flores
@cruzflores.bsky.social
Shitty dumbass who is also great
I bet the when Weyland Yutani synths put that isb needle in their ear it feels so good.
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I bet the when Weyland Yutani synths put that isb needle in their ear it feels so good.
Democrats should just go with the slogan “Big Tits”. Everyone understands that.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Democrats should just go with the slogan “Big Tits”. Everyone understands that.
I’m glad we have a President willing to ask the important questions like, “Whose dick do you have to suck to get a fourth Rush Hour movie?”
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I’m glad we have a President willing to ask the important questions like, “Whose dick do you have to suck to get a fourth Rush Hour movie?”
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
Watched Harakiri (1962) with @cruzflores.bsky.social for the show and this was our big takeaway.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Watched Harakiri (1962) with @cruzflores.bsky.social for the show and this was our big takeaway.
The Danish Deception dir. by Wes Anderson coming 2026
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The Danish Deception dir. by Wes Anderson coming 2026
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
Waymo privatized another public street:
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Waymo privatized another public street:
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
Really loved Predator: Badlands and equally looking forward to Predator: Promised Land and Predator: Darkness on the Edge of Town.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Really loved Predator: Badlands and equally looking forward to Predator: Promised Land and Predator: Darkness on the Edge of Town.
Really enjoyed Predator: Badlands but this was in my head for a lot of it
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Really enjoyed Predator: Badlands but this was in my head for a lot of it
Yeah, my band does heavy metal versions of Christmas carols. We’re called
Five Finger
Five Finger
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Yeah, my band does heavy metal versions of Christmas carols. We’re called
Five Finger
Five Finger
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
they should invent a tranquilizer dart you can use on your kids
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they should invent a tranquilizer dart you can use on your kids
I don’t think political pundits understand the hypocrisy of the American voter. A democratic politician would get more votes from people who voted for Trump by calling Trump supporters “pedophile supporters” than by any weak willed shit like “voting for Trump doesn’t reflect your values”
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don’t think political pundits understand the hypocrisy of the American voter. A democratic politician would get more votes from people who voted for Trump by calling Trump supporters “pedophile supporters” than by any weak willed shit like “voting for Trump doesn’t reflect your values”
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
September 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
Asking AI Jesus about the Trump/Clinton blowie thing
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Asking AI Jesus about the Trump/Clinton blowie thing
Number one: Gross
Number two: Same
Number two: Same
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Number one: Gross
Number two: Same
Number two: Same
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
"Sorry Liz, I can't stay late, I'm in a production of Hamnet"
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Sorry Liz, I can't stay late, I'm in a production of Hamnet"
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
"Hamlet? By Shakespeare?"
"HamNet by Chloé Zao. She did that superhero movie about how hiroshima was blown up by the gays. Oppenheimer."
The Devil Wears Pradeux
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Devil Wears Pradeux
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
Did you hear about the wizard who got accused of plagiarism?
Apparently he didn't cite his sorcerers.
Apparently he didn't cite his sorcerers.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Did you hear about the wizard who got accused of plagiarism?
Apparently he didn't cite his sorcerers.
Apparently he didn't cite his sorcerers.
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
cooked his ass
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
cooked his ass
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores
Please remember that your Senator is neither your friend, nor your enemy. They work for you. Call them and give them clear input. And don’t be afraid to tell them you’ll be supporting their next primary challenger if they don’t show a spine. They work for you. Threaten to fire them if you have to.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Please remember that your Senator is neither your friend, nor your enemy. They work for you. Call them and give them clear input. And don’t be afraid to tell them you’ll be supporting their next primary challenger if they don’t show a spine. They work for you. Threaten to fire them if you have to.
The newest online discourse is “Actually (dumbest thing you’ve heard in your life).”Everyone on the Internet must argue about it for the next week despite the fact that it only makes sense to four nepo babies in New York.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The newest online discourse is “Actually (dumbest thing you’ve heard in your life).”Everyone on the Internet must argue about it for the next week despite the fact that it only makes sense to four nepo babies in New York.
There are girls in this 24 Hours fitness just hanging out with a dog. They are doing no exercise.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
There are girls in this 24 Hours fitness just hanging out with a dog. They are doing no exercise.