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Cruz “BLEH” Flores
@cruzflores.bsky.social
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Shitty dumbass who is also great
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Really enjoyed Predator: Badlands but this was in my head for a lot of it
The Yautja and Elle Fanning android from Predator: Badlands as Donkey and Shrek
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Yeah, my band does heavy metal versions of Christmas carols. We’re called
Five Finger
Candy labeled “Elf Punch”
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Marked Safe From Donald Trump sucking Bill Clinton's cock discourse Today
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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When I heard Apex’s outfit, I pictured this and then it happened!
Alexander Skarsgard Murderbot 10 eps • 2025
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Your posts strike me more like
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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FOUR SEASONS Total Landscaping
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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FOUR SEASONS Total Landscaping
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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lelievrejonas 3d • • by author Throwback to the time my Irish friend suggested we had "breedable" for dinner and it took me a good 5 minutes to realize he was saying "burrito bowl". Reply 9,282
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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2025 political discourse in a sentence
Philip J Fry from Futurama saying THE LESS FORTUNATE GET ALL THE BREAKS
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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GoonCon
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The sinister Dr. Fletch
Chevy Chase as Fletch as a doctor
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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James @exhaustdata Baseball is the only sport with enough downtime to support the melancholic soul. As a kid, I would block the sun with my glove and imagine it as a meteor coming down. In my final moments, would I run to my father in the dugout? Or my mother in the stands? I let a lot of runs in
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I have found a very useful expression lately is “hit dogs holler”. If you say “Nazis are bad” or “You shouldn’t starve children” you know exactly who will get mad about it. Same people getting mad at this.
Someone yelling “White pow-“ but being interrupted by Batman breaking his arm.
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Amish next to Homer Simpson saying “TIS A FINE SQUIRREL GIRL ENGLISH”
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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My God I just realized the absolute best “Muppet remake movie” Phantom of the Paradise! The music is the same!
Paul Williams and William Finley in Phantom of the Paradise
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Homer listening to the phone WEMUST CONSIDER... MANY THINGS. THE WIND...
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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The Blue Jays to Ohtani
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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You found another Nazi text me exchange?
Richard Jordan in The Hunt for Red October
October 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Your witness, Prosecutor Ramirez
Zoidberg saying “Gracias”
October 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Charles right now
Hopper from A Bug’s Life telling his brother “I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you!”
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Comic book store guy saying THERE'S NO EMOTICON FOR WHAT I’m feeling.
October 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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The kind of loser upset at Bad Bunny playing at the Super Bowl
Elmer Fudd
September 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Indistinguishable
Norm from Cheers
September 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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My brand
taddy mason @no_goblins (Consistently posting completely unfunny and barely decipherable nonsense) guys I think I'm shadowbanned
September 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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My face every time Krypto bites something
Superman smiling
September 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM