Crungeoneer
LightNews LightNews
banner
crungeoneer.bsky.social
Crungeoneer
@crungeoneer.bsky.social
980 followers 1K following 6.6K posts
time displaced dinoperson

i paint plastic space monsters for fun

he/they
Posts Replies Media Videos
Reposted by Crungeoneer
roryblank.bsky.social
bad week 2026 day 16 - rat
a poorly drawn comic, which, i should note, is so low effort that it's lettered using the font arial a guy puts up his hands and tells a woman "hey- i don't want to freak you out but there's a rat on your shoulder." the woman looks at the rat and says "oh- this rat? i was trying to catch him and i put a bit of weed in some bait thinking it'd slow him down and make him easier to trap." "turns out he just really likes weed." She says, as the rat takes a drag on a joint. "He's chill." The rat puffs out a cloud of weed smoke and the man says "Whoah- that's so cool."
January 26, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
crowlines.net
I found a notebook where I only used one (1) page
"if a dog wore pants... Cover the ASS" drawing of a dog wearing pants two ways plus a drawing of a person wearing pants with their butt cheeks out
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
freyjavalentine.bsky.social
storytellers be like "I'ma make up a guy to get mad at, and then make up a guy who gets mad at him with me"
January 23, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
popsci.com
*reads today's headlines*
*taps the sign*
popsci.com Popular Science @popsci.com · Dec 18
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.

And trans lives are grounded in reality.

We see y'all. No matter what.

www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
chimeracauldron.bsky.social
do you think babies are like "damn I could be doing so much crayons and blocks right now but I've gotta clock into nap time"
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
spindlypete.bsky.social
i told iggy i had to wipe the apricot jelly off his face before we went into the thrift store and he said why? and i said well because we live in a society. and he said, iggy no live inside a society. iggy live inside iggy's house
January 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
dikkii.bsky.social
Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible
January 10, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
anthonymoser.com
i made a helpful reference
top right: a fractured black rectangle where one half is labeled "autism is bad" and the other side is labeled "FACT CHECK: autistic people are productive members of society". top left: WRONG -negating their frame reinforces it -starts with what it isn't instead of what it is - your argument is shaped like their argument bottom right: large image of Kirby, a pink blob inhaling and the "autism is bad" fragment, labeled THEY'RE DOING EUGENICS bottom left: RIGHT - you eat their frame -starts with what's actually happening -contains and explains what they're doing -your argument is shaped like kirby
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
mattfnwallace.bsky.social
Anybody else refer to leftover pizza crusts as “bones” or am I just a morbid fuck?
January 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
lukelukeluke.bsky.social
This is your annual reminder
lukelukeluke.bsky.social lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · Aug 22
I want you to know that squirrels eat mushrooms
A squirrel eating a white mushroom on the ground A squirrel eating a white mushroom on a log A squirrel eating a white mushroom on a log A squirrel eating a brown mushroom in a tree
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
scriblit.bsky.social
Starting to wonder if, when Musk falsely called that man who rescued the trapped kids a paedophile, he was just trying to befriend the guy
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
wittywebhandle.bsky.social
Not only do we get Macaulay Culkin in Fallout but they gave him the coldest out of context line.
Macaulay Culkin in Fallout "All that remains of America" Continued: "is the overwhelming evidence of its failure.
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
jaidamack.bsky.social
Country roads
Let's-a go
It's-a me
Mario
Okie dokie!
Mama mia~
Heeere we go
Maaario!
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
roryblank.bsky.social
We're Gonna Play This Smart
(rerun)
Tommy Scorpion, a greaser guy with a big pompadour points a gun at a cashier and holds up a bag saying "we're gonna play this smart. Money in the bag, no fuss no trouble." Tommy presses a finger into his face and says "okay good, you're doing great so far. I'd give you a ribbon for good effort but I'm gonna need one more thing from you." The cashier pleads "please- whatever you want" "Gimme that face, chump," Tommy says. "I've got a family-" protests the cashier. "We're doin' the ol' switcheroo." "Real slick," says Tommy, his face in silhouette, "you're me now, so you'll take the rap." Tommy's face hangs limply over the cashier's head, blood seeping from under the chin. "I get away, you get time." "buh," says the cashier. Tommy, his face, now covered in the loose skin from the cashier's head says "wait, no, if you're me then I'm you, and if I'm you I feel your pain now. I feel your terror as my own. What have I done? I gotta go hug your family." Tommy Scorpion, a greaser guy with a big pompadour points a gun at a cashier and holds up a bag saying "we're gonna play this smart. Money in the bag, no fuss no trouble." Tommy presses a finger into his face and says "okay good, you're doing great so far. I'd give you a ribbon for good effort but I'm gonna need one more thing from you." The cashier pleads "please- whatever you want" "Gimme that face, chump," Tommy says. "I've got a family-" protests the cashier. "We're doin' the ol' switcheroo." "Real slick," says Tommy, his face in silhouette, "you're me now, so you'll take the rap." Tommy's face hangs limply over the cashier's head, blood seeping from under the chin. "I get away, you get time." "buh," says the cashier. Tommy, his face, now covered in the loose skin from the cashier's head says "wait, no, if you're me then I'm you, and if I'm you I feel your pain now. I feel your terror as my own. What have I done? I gotta go hug your family."
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
aledthompson.bsky.social
It's been a big year losing my job to AI and going freelance with my illustrations but I've never been happier with my work and I can't wait to show what I've been working on in the new year! 🎉
Hope everyone has a happy new years eve! ✨️
A crow on a stump in the woods A horse diving through some seaweed underwater A man holding a spear with a white dog with red eyes over one shoulder and a stag over the other, framed by twisted branches against a red sky, inspired by Pwyll prince of Dyfed of the Mabinogi A chunky bear stood in the woods
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
thegilmonster.bsky.social
#ArtAdventCalendar Day 17

KONGOR (AMPUTHEATRE- The World's Goriest Board Game)
Pipe cleaner figure
Killer ape I fully borrow from Edgar Allen Poe, in a Primal Rage skin

Includes paint and felt. His head and arms come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3" (7.62 cm) high.

#darkart #pipecleanerart
A pipe cleaner figure I built of an original character I call Kongor the gorilla. He is an orange-furred ape in a torn brown coat.
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
saskya.com
#ArtAdventCalendar day 13
#watercolor
#leaf
#fall
#autumn
#traditionalart
#sciart
A watercolor painting of a fall colored Maple leaf.
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
whistberry.bsky.social
For today's #ArtAdventCalendar, here's a more stylized drawing I did this year. I liked the idea of a catfish being rooted into the mud by its barbels. Felt folkloric—the wise old catfish communing with the earth... (spell check does not think barbel is a word, but it is! 😂)
Drawing in black ink of a catfish with its head resting on the mud and facing the viewer. Its body is floating upward behind the head. Its barbels (the tentacles under its mouth) are rooting themselves down into the mud in branching shapes like tree roots. The mud and fish's scales are filled in with hundreds of tiny dots to emphasize shape and pattern. There is teal colored water around the fish and at the bottom of the image, below the patterned mud area, is stark white.
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
zim2918.bsky.social
A single line poem
This work © 2025 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
guilhernunes.bsky.social
alien dj + dancing capybaras
painting of a nightclub where a green alien is the DJ and several capybaras are having fun on the dance floor
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
riley.sbug.games
🪱🪱🪱Wirm is out right now!!!🪱🪱🪱
Please enjoy this new trailer voiced by my 2-year-old son, then go buy the game on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/1934870/...
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
patrickwreed.bsky.social
if you were to make a gender-swapped version of James Bond, and needed to come up with a bawdy euphemism name for a glamorous and sexy Bond Boy, ironically you could do a lot worse than Roger Moore.
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
jordankurella.com
everything needs to stop doing a "Look Back At 2025..."

i do not want to look back at 2025. i wish 2025 would walk into the sea.
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
atawhaigames.bsky.social
☁️🌊 TOROA: SKYCALL 🌊☁️
🐥 OUT NOW ON STEAM! 🐥

Unravel the fate of the ocean and glide across an ever changing seascape in the hopes of reuniting Toroa with their family 💙

After 5 years of hard mahi, love and dedication, we're so excited to share our first game with you all 🥹

Mauri ora e te whānau!
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
allisonbetus.bsky.social
Getting ready for 2026 like
A panel from Tank Girl depicting a woman with a shaved head and denim vest pulling on her boots and saying "I can't let things stay this way. We can be wonderful. We can be magnificent. We can turn this shit around."
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM