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Crungeoneer
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time displaced dinoperson

i paint plastic space monsters for fun

he/they
"help i'm so culturally illiterate idk the lyrics to one of cash's biggest songs"

like your other option is "i am being intentionally obtuse so i can also be mean and petty"
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Reposted by Crungeoneer
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
garry shandling used to be built back in the day
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
*throws you a bic lighter

problem solved
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
once knew a parisian who said that whatever the world thought of france, that's what france thinks of paris

their favorite time of year was summer bc all the parisians were gone, replaced with visiting tourists
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
one of the first tracks i ever heard with this structure

smolme: omg it's two songs that go together :O
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i reference this specific bit all the time when i'm talking about this era
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
the movie where i realized what a lack of plot armor does to a character

"how are they gonna - oh jeebus"
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
did they give you a number but take away your name
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
just put skis on the front wheels
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
V: i can't get to sleep

rando: so

V: no you don't under-
*turns to ashes in the morning sun
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
plus robot chicken already did peanuts horror

idt it needs a more serious treatment than stop motion toys on a tv show
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
this made me drive at night with deck shoes and no socks
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
love going back to something like "i know i made this, but wtf does it mean"
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
ben franklin

still not over when he acted for years like his publishing rival had died and been replaced by a shoddy impersonator, even after they really died
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
once again a uk politician has said something so asinine it was noticed from the other side of the planet
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
that's what was left of the cop in my head after the wolves got em
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
that was the best random crowd he could have found to surprise appear before, and they still shredded him

like it didn't help that prob everyone there knew someone who'd just been fired
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM