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@crowletariat.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I need to explain something to leftists: just pick liberal on the dating apps. I know. I KNOW. Just pick liberal and we'll sort it out in post. Other/Not listing is not getting to post.
November 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Bro, you've never read a single one of those free zines you pick up. Even the idiots you beg money from are realizing that.
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 AM
You beg people for money so you can pick up free stickers.
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Your "mission" consisted of taking free zines and soyfacing with two morons until being told to leave.

Even chuds find you to be a joke.
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Even the chuds can't stand this grifter.
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 AM
"A vote for Zohran means Cuomo leaves" may not be received the way Cuomo wants it to be.
My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”
October 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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he was fckn ready
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
September 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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good news is he's still dead
September 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This article reads like one of Sara Nelson's staff wrote this for him. And it wouldn't be the first time a councilmember has pulled this.
I'm sure others have reacted to this op/ed before me. But here's my 2 cents. There is no inhumanly monstrous substance that "robs you of your ability to help yourself," necessitating forced intervention for everyone who uses it. That's a myth. www.seattletimes.com/opinion/seat...
Here's what I learned about addiction at 12th and Jackson | Op-Ed
Leaving people too impaired to make rational judgements about their own well-being is not compassion; it is neglect. A City Council proposal could help.
www.seattletimes.com
July 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Stay away from the Stancilverse. Only madness is found there.
Once you realize Stancil’s haters are actually a form of toxic fandom everything clicks into place. This derangement is on par with the SU fans who accuse Rebecca Sugar of being a fascist
What does it say that we'd pick the rapist over you?
July 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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This is disgusting and a horrific but not shocking betrayal of people's who's only mistake was trusting an American to keep their word. 250,000 failed and 250,000 delivered back to butchers.
The Trump administration is rolling back programs that were meant to assist more than 250,000 Afghans with planned resettlement in the U.S.

Many, including those who risked their lives to help Americans, could now face retribution from the Taliban.
Afghans promised a home in U.S. may face repatriation — and the Taliban
Afghans who helped American forces are stuck in limbo as the Trump administration cuts the State Department office for Afghan relocation.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What's great about the generational discourse is that the next generation will be Beta.

That's right. You can finally see an entire generation of Beta males.
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat .
ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat .
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Bob Kettle puppet on The Seattle Channel has a nose. And so does the Rob Saka.

HOW DARE.
July 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Visual crimes in Cal Anderson
July 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Hey folks, nails and screws work very slowly. 3/8" steel pipe cut at a 45 degree angle, bent to 90 degrees, then welded at the crotch will deflate a tire in seconds. Don't go to prison for shitty caltrops that don't work. Make your life count.
July 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Wallingford
June 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
CASCADE REPUBLIC LETS GOOOOOOO
we are all GOLIKEHELLMACHINE when you think about it
Considering the merits of an altGOLIKEHELLMACHINE burner
June 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Today at Seattle Immigration Court, ICE arrested a woman when her lawyer was in the bathroom. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, indeed
After ICE showed up at PDX immigration court yesterday, many families missed court today- terrified of family separation, months of imprisonment in inhumane conditions, &deportation. Sadly missing court often = deportation order. Damned if you do comply with your legal process, damned if you don't.
June 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Under communism, everyone would get free tacos, not just Republicans like under the Democrats
June 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Cracks me up that some apartments charge a $25/month "amenity fee" as a required item not disclosed until halfway through the application.

What does this fee cover? Club room (sure), package locker (I guess), and BUILDING ACCESS DEVICE (wtf).

Ah, shit that should be illegal but isn't.
May 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM