✨criss ✨
@crissxcore.bsky.social
Shitposter, audio editor and podcaster (derogatory) 💜 they/them
How the workers in the Culver’s podcast ads be sounding
a woman with a bow in her hair is smiling and making a funny face
Alt: Pearl from the film Pearl forcing a smile in agony
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
How the workers in the Culver’s podcast ads be sounding
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Dick Cheney sent my generation to fight an unnecessary decade-long war in Iraq that killed and maimed and traumatized hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and Americans.
That’s his only legacy.
That’s his only legacy.
if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Dick Cheney sent my generation to fight an unnecessary decade-long war in Iraq that killed and maimed and traumatized hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and Americans.
That’s his only legacy.
That’s his only legacy.
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what can you say about a war criminal dying. except that it should have happened sooner, after a trial, in which all his crimes were exposed to the world. what can you say except "i hope it hurt when he died"
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
what can you say about a war criminal dying. except that it should have happened sooner, after a trial, in which all his crimes were exposed to the world. what can you say except "i hope it hurt when he died"
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
A question for the entirety of China: do you watch one tree hill
October 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A question for the entirety of China: do you watch one tree hill
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The only truly ethical response that a self-described artist can make. Anything else is a betrayal of one's colleagues.
“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI
Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.
www.npr.org
October 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The only truly ethical response that a self-described artist can make. Anything else is a betrayal of one's colleagues.
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They’re doing this to me tomorrow
October 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They’re doing this to me tomorrow
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speaking as a metalhead: the guy who hasn't removed his nazi tattoo is not a guy you want to be around. I don't care what he says about how he got it. if he didn't get it covered or lasered, you cannot trust him.
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
speaking as a metalhead: the guy who hasn't removed his nazi tattoo is not a guy you want to be around. I don't care what he says about how he got it. if he didn't get it covered or lasered, you cannot trust him.
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Wrong. There is a third pill. And it's being a true hater. I will never ever use AI or "learn how to use it" and will say it sucks forever.
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Wrong. There is a third pill. And it's being a true hater. I will never ever use AI or "learn how to use it" and will say it sucks forever.
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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What To Know About NSPM-7 https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-nspm-7/
October 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
What To Know About NSPM-7 https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-nspm-7/
Bisexual flag is goated because it’s berry blast colors
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Bisexual flag is goated because it’s berry blast colors
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The fun thing about power is that while you can use it to silence people smarter than you no amount of it can cure you of being a fucking dipshit
October 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The fun thing about power is that while you can use it to silence people smarter than you no amount of it can cure you of being a fucking dipshit
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I measure the health of our economy by checking the retail price of the Shure SM57 microphone
October 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I measure the health of our economy by checking the retail price of the Shure SM57 microphone
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its weird that the president brags about inflicting pain on american citizens and cities right?
October 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
its weird that the president brags about inflicting pain on american citizens and cities right?
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"Final hot dog question: In one sitting, how many…"(Andrew)
"Don’t ask this! Don’t ask this if you don’t want to know the answer!"
-The Happening
"Don’t ask this! Don’t ask this if you don’t want to know the answer!"
-The Happening
September 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Final hot dog question: In one sitting, how many…"(Andrew)
"Don’t ask this! Don’t ask this if you don’t want to know the answer!"
-The Happening
"Don’t ask this! Don’t ask this if you don’t want to know the answer!"
-The Happening
Chugging half a glass of probiotic drink as if I’m gonna offset having coffee and ramen for lunch
September 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Chugging half a glass of probiotic drink as if I’m gonna offset having coffee and ramen for lunch
Just thinkin bout how the Famous Quotes of our time will stand in history on a wider scale, as everything must be exaggerated and aggressive to appeal to the algorithm
September 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just thinkin bout how the Famous Quotes of our time will stand in history on a wider scale, as everything must be exaggerated and aggressive to appeal to the algorithm
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it turns out making art is spiritually and emotionally fulfilling. has anyone looked into this
September 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it turns out making art is spiritually and emotionally fulfilling. has anyone looked into this
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Hey, kid? You're god damn right.
Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
This is horrific, but just wanted to highlight this quote from a trans kid: “I don’t have to live my life as someone I am not. I am choosing to be brave and assert myself in my true identity, even though it is not socially acceptable. My name is MINE, and mine only. I own this part of myself.”
NEW @teenvogue.com: a Texas bill passed this summer mandating schools deadname trans students, leaving enforcement to districts. @kitoconnell.com speaks to trans students in TX:
“I’ve never felt more at threat here. I can’t stop thinking that everything would be so different if I detransitioned.”
“I’ve never felt more at threat here. I can’t stop thinking that everything would be so different if I detransitioned.”
September 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey, kid? You're god damn right.
Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
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they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
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