crAsh
@crashbanzai.bsky.social
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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There literally is no middle ground between fascists & democrats, as they are advocating for two mutually-exclusive competing types of government.
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
There literally is no middle ground between fascists & democrats, as they are advocating for two mutually-exclusive competing types of government.
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Used Warhammer figures to play Monopoly and now Marvin Gardens is on fire
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Used Warhammer figures to play Monopoly and now Marvin Gardens is on fire
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The two Conservative genders: predator and victim
(from PennysWorthOfTea on the r/ platform)
(from PennysWorthOfTea on the r/ platform)
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The two Conservative genders: predator and victim
(from PennysWorthOfTea on the r/ platform)
(from PennysWorthOfTea on the r/ platform)
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I got all my ducks in a row but then the cats I was herding ate them, now I have no ducks to give.
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I got all my ducks in a row but then the cats I was herding ate them, now I have no ducks to give.
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Sports imitating life: a group referring to itself as patriots has an obnoxious fanbase and ends up losing after talking big game
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Sports imitating life: a group referring to itself as patriots has an obnoxious fanbase and ends up losing after talking big game
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to see a performance that showcases all of the beauty of hispanic culture during a time that is so scary is exactly what was needed. no notes
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
to see a performance that showcases all of the beauty of hispanic culture during a time that is so scary is exactly what was needed. no notes
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i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want
Ferris Bueller says relax the bots are coming for your jobs
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Ferris Bueller says relax the bots are coming for your jobs
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Okay, so Ring is keeping their surveillance infrastructure available to the folks who are kidnapping our neighbors, but now they are saying they'll help find our lost dogs so it's okay?
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Okay, so Ring is keeping their surveillance infrastructure available to the folks who are kidnapping our neighbors, but now they are saying they'll help find our lost dogs so it's okay?
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So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gender
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gender
www.smbc-comics.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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we COULD have switched over from watching actual humans play football with each other to just televising video game simulations of football games a long time ago, which would have saved execs a ton of money on player salaries - and yet….
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
we COULD have switched over from watching actual humans play football with each other to just televising video game simulations of football games a long time ago, which would have saved execs a ton of money on player salaries - and yet….
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people who say that all creative endeavor can be replaced with AI probably need to reckon with the fact that all televised sports events with human athletes could easily be replicated by high-definition computer-animated simulations….and yet we don’t do this and no one seems to want to.
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
people who say that all creative endeavor can be replaced with AI probably need to reckon with the fact that all televised sports events with human athletes could easily be replicated by high-definition computer-animated simulations….and yet we don’t do this and no one seems to want to.
so does the Mafia own Draft Kings, or are they just really pissed off now?
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
so does the Mafia own Draft Kings, or are they just really pissed off now?
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I cannot stress this enough: court case after court case has ruled that AI does not count as an author when it comes to copyright. Any minute now an AI bot is gonna start reskinning and reselling AI slop and the "authors" will have zero legal recourse because they didn't actually author shit.
February 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I cannot stress this enough: court case after court case has ruled that AI does not count as an author when it comes to copyright. Any minute now an AI bot is gonna start reskinning and reselling AI slop and the "authors" will have zero legal recourse because they didn't actually author shit.
Jaws theme skate routine
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😎
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Jaws theme skate routine
😎
😎
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“Monsanto Yourself!”™️
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“Monsanto Yourself!”™️
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Whatever the objective reality, it feels like what it feels like.
February 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Whatever the objective reality, it feels like what it feels like.
I want to see an ice dancing routine set to Once In A Lifetime, complete with Big Suit
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I want to see an ice dancing routine set to Once In A Lifetime, complete with Big Suit
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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“The worst things always seem like innocence.”
February 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
“The worst things always seem like innocence.”
Snowboarding 'Big Air' competition:
Coverage feels compelled to show highlilghts of decades old basketball bullshit and try to make clever comparisons?
What the fuck is wrong with these idiots?
Coverage feels compelled to show highlilghts of decades old basketball bullshit and try to make clever comparisons?
What the fuck is wrong with these idiots?
February 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Snowboarding 'Big Air' competition:
Coverage feels compelled to show highlilghts of decades old basketball bullshit and try to make clever comparisons?
What the fuck is wrong with these idiots?
Coverage feels compelled to show highlilghts of decades old basketball bullshit and try to make clever comparisons?
What the fuck is wrong with these idiots?
Team USA uniforms are lookin alternately NASA and Evel Kneivel
February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Team USA uniforms are lookin alternately NASA and Evel Kneivel