crAsh
@crashbanzai.bsky.social
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From A Certain Point Of View
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
From A Certain Point Of View
or I might just be muttering to myself
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
or I might just be muttering to myself
how is the main sponsor of ice dancing not Twizzlers
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
how is the main sponsor of ice dancing not Twizzlers
this is fantastic! congratulations!!!
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
this is fantastic! congratulations!!!
jonathan coulton's shop vac was on all day yesterday at work
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
jonathan coulton's shop vac was on all day yesterday at work
not a thing I do that often
but I once played Road to Nowhere on repeat for a week
24/7
but I once played Road to Nowhere on repeat for a week
24/7
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
not a thing I do that often
but I once played Road to Nowhere on repeat for a week
24/7
but I once played Road to Nowhere on repeat for a week
24/7
never said I thought otherwise
its called shitposting for a reason
its called shitposting for a reason
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
never said I thought otherwise
its called shitposting for a reason
its called shitposting for a reason
you can just toss the little shotglass when you open it
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
you can just toss the little shotglass when you open it
could never (be mad at you)
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
could never (be mad at you)
only one, with sufficient velocity
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
only one, with sufficient velocity
Well, I've come home
To find you waiting
Home
And we're together
And we'll do wonders
Won't we?
To find you waiting
Home
And we're together
And we'll do wonders
Won't we?
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Well, I've come home
To find you waiting
Home
And we're together
And we'll do wonders
Won't we?
To find you waiting
Home
And we're together
And we'll do wonders
Won't we?
Speak to me, friend
Whisper, I'll listen
I know, I know
You've been locked out of sight
All these years—
Like me, my friend
Whisper, I'll listen
I know, I know
You've been locked out of sight
All these years—
Like me, my friend
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Speak to me, friend
Whisper, I'll listen
I know, I know
You've been locked out of sight
All these years—
Like me, my friend
Whisper, I'll listen
I know, I know
You've been locked out of sight
All these years—
Like me, my friend
These are my friends
See how they glisten
See this one shine
How he smiles in the light
My friend, my faithful friend
See how they glisten
See this one shine
How he smiles in the light
My friend, my faithful friend
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
These are my friends
See how they glisten
See this one shine
How he smiles in the light
My friend, my faithful friend
See how they glisten
See this one shine
How he smiles in the light
My friend, my faithful friend
probably stopped counting pretty early on
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
probably stopped counting pretty early on
we should do more subliminal messages in alt text
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
we should do more subliminal messages in alt text
(makes me feel sad for the rest)
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
(makes me feel sad for the rest)