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Just a big hug to all the anarchists in the Twin Cities who get dismissed all the time but knew exactly what to do when shit went down here.
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
But they cross!
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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I’ve come to realize that being labeled an asshole by toxic individuals is a sign that you’re finally advocating for yourself.
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
This is fun and done well

youtu.be/ryY_53iqd_Q?...
Dr. Who x Airwolf | Epic Theme Song Mashup 2026
YouTube video by CLMC Music
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
These are my friends
See how they glisten
See this one shine
How he smiles in the light
My friend, my faithful friend
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Nothing worthwhile is ever fucking easy.
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"

"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."

"Have they taken over the world?"

"Not yet."

The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.

"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Nancy 2/6/26
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
So if you need me
I'll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call, but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
(For heaven's sake, it's really loud with the shop vac on)
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Drafts only on app?
Not seeing on web... Wtf
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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fun fact: bill gates named microsoft after his dick
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
slopestyle is the stupid sexy flanders event
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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There literally is no middle ground between fascists & democrats, as they are advocating for two mutually-exclusive competing types of government.
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Used Warhammer figures to play Monopoly and now Marvin Gardens is on fire
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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The two Conservative genders: predator and victim

(from PennysWorthOfTea on the r/ platform)
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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I got all my ducks in a row but then the cats I was herding ate them, now I have no ducks to give.
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Sports imitating life: a group referring to itself as patriots has an obnoxious fanbase and ends up losing after talking big game
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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to see a performance that showcases all of the beauty of hispanic culture during a time that is so scary is exactly what was needed. no notes
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Ferris Bueller says relax the bots are coming for your jobs
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Okay, so Ring is keeping their surveillance infrastructure available to the folks who are kidnapping our neighbors, but now they are saying they'll help find our lost dogs so it's okay?
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM