crAsh
@crashbanzai.bsky.social
🐘: @crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
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The leader of every country should have to participate in the Olympics and the people should get to decide what event they do
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The leader of every country should have to participate in the Olympics and the people should get to decide what event they do
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen.
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like sam kinison, i, too, am in hell
February 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
like sam kinison, i, too, am in hell
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Appropriate billboard placement
February 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Appropriate billboard placement
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strawberry shortcake: vampire hunter
February 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
strawberry shortcake: vampire hunter
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Billionaires evaded over $168 billion in taxes while undocumented immigrants paid over $100 billion in taxes while receiving no benefits.
I know who should be deported.
I know who should be deported.
February 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Billionaires evaded over $168 billion in taxes while undocumented immigrants paid over $100 billion in taxes while receiving no benefits.
I know who should be deported.
I know who should be deported.
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welcome to my hot hot takes:
1. i love trans people
2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot
3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground
4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth
5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless
1. i love trans people
2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot
3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground
4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth
5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
welcome to my hot hot takes:
1. i love trans people
2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot
3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground
4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth
5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless
1. i love trans people
2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot
3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground
4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth
5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless
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Society: hey those rich guys are doing some pretty heinous shit
Rich guys: uh oh...um...hey what do you all think about pronouns
Society: holy shit we need to figure out this gendered bathroom thing, those rich guys doing heinous shit will have to wait. This is gonna take a while
Rich guys: uh oh...um...hey what do you all think about pronouns
Society: holy shit we need to figure out this gendered bathroom thing, those rich guys doing heinous shit will have to wait. This is gonna take a while
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Society: hey those rich guys are doing some pretty heinous shit
Rich guys: uh oh...um...hey what do you all think about pronouns
Society: holy shit we need to figure out this gendered bathroom thing, those rich guys doing heinous shit will have to wait. This is gonna take a while
Rich guys: uh oh...um...hey what do you all think about pronouns
Society: holy shit we need to figure out this gendered bathroom thing, those rich guys doing heinous shit will have to wait. This is gonna take a while
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Notice how those who wanted to overthrow the government for being asked to carry proof of their covid vaccination, claiming it’s an infringement on their freedoms, are suddenly all in favor of needing multiple proofs of identity just so they can exercise their constitutional right to vote.
February 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Notice how those who wanted to overthrow the government for being asked to carry proof of their covid vaccination, claiming it’s an infringement on their freedoms, are suddenly all in favor of needing multiple proofs of identity just so they can exercise their constitutional right to vote.
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"the entire body of anti-trans propaganda was workshopped in emails with the billionaire pedophile guy to facilitate twin campaigns of elimination and sex slavery" being both a.) true and b.) a thing no major news org seems interested in reporting is making me feel like I'm losing my fucking mind
February 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
"the entire body of anti-trans propaganda was workshopped in emails with the billionaire pedophile guy to facilitate twin campaigns of elimination and sex slavery" being both a.) true and b.) a thing no major news org seems interested in reporting is making me feel like I'm losing my fucking mind
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Relax your toes.
You probably don't think you need to, but you do.
Done it? Okay now take a slow, deep breath. Breathe out. Now relax your toes again. Because they still aren't relaxed.
(Best single universally applicable piece of advice anyone ever gave me. It was from an astronaut)
You probably don't think you need to, but you do.
Done it? Okay now take a slow, deep breath. Breathe out. Now relax your toes again. Because they still aren't relaxed.
(Best single universally applicable piece of advice anyone ever gave me. It was from an astronaut)
February 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Relax your toes.
You probably don't think you need to, but you do.
Done it? Okay now take a slow, deep breath. Breathe out. Now relax your toes again. Because they still aren't relaxed.
(Best single universally applicable piece of advice anyone ever gave me. It was from an astronaut)
You probably don't think you need to, but you do.
Done it? Okay now take a slow, deep breath. Breathe out. Now relax your toes again. Because they still aren't relaxed.
(Best single universally applicable piece of advice anyone ever gave me. It was from an astronaut)
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Another snoopy commission
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Another snoopy commission
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I've said it before:
The business plan behind this massive push for consumer-facing "A.i." is to force people to accept shittier service, worse daily lives, and a higher level of human misery and death so billionaires can make more money.
The business plan behind this massive push for consumer-facing "A.i." is to force people to accept shittier service, worse daily lives, and a higher level of human misery and death so billionaires can make more money.
February 14, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I've said it before:
The business plan behind this massive push for consumer-facing "A.i." is to force people to accept shittier service, worse daily lives, and a higher level of human misery and death so billionaires can make more money.
The business plan behind this massive push for consumer-facing "A.i." is to force people to accept shittier service, worse daily lives, and a higher level of human misery and death so billionaires can make more money.
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
a _video_podcast_
that you watch on _netflix_
IS FUCKING CALLED A _SHOW_
JESUS H TAPDANCING ON YOUR BALLS CHRIST
that you watch on _netflix_
IS FUCKING CALLED A _SHOW_
JESUS H TAPDANCING ON YOUR BALLS CHRIST
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
a _video_podcast_
that you watch on _netflix_
IS FUCKING CALLED A _SHOW_
JESUS H TAPDANCING ON YOUR BALLS CHRIST
that you watch on _netflix_
IS FUCKING CALLED A _SHOW_
JESUS H TAPDANCING ON YOUR BALLS CHRIST
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If it were up to me, more people would be getting struck by lightning.
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If it were up to me, more people would be getting struck by lightning.
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
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A Snoopy/Berserk commission
September 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
A Snoopy/Berserk commission
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screw you, walt disney, when are woodland animals going to show up and do my dishes
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
screw you, walt disney, when are woodland animals going to show up and do my dishes
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I’d be lucky to get 5 views, let alone reskeets lol
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I’d be lucky to get 5 views, let alone reskeets lol
@tkingfisher.com
I am enjoying Nine Goblins
I am enjoying Nine Goblins
February 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
@tkingfisher.com
I am enjoying Nine Goblins
I am enjoying Nine Goblins
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“Lithium is no longer available on credit.”
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
“Lithium is no longer available on credit.”