crAsh
banner
crashbanzai.bsky.social
crAsh
@crashbanzai.bsky.social
🐘: @crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
Reposted by crAsh
I can't get my head around anyone being as stupid as this, so the only logical conclusion I can arrive at is that they are deliberately trying to wipe out vast sections of the population. MAHA is an extermination project.
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Reposted by crAsh
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
this is super cute :)
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Reposted by crAsh
Billionaires need to be made to understand that increased taxation is the compromise position.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
they will gladly pay you tuesday
for a treason vote today
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Reposted by crAsh
Keep Trying
#art
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@jbpritzker.bsky.social
call off your cop goons
you are all empty talk so long as your cops are helping ice and attacking protestors
CALL THEM OFF
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@alwayscoffee.bsky.social
Saw this, thought you'd appreciate
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Alas, Godot Fortunato will not make it to the planned meeting
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
When we last saw Frankenstein's creature,
it was in the polar ice

When we last saw The Thing,
it was in the polar ice

... there is a story to be written here when they meet
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Reposted by crAsh
this administration reminds me so frequently of the line about how the US didn’t win the Cold War, we just lost it last.
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Reposted by crAsh
virtue signalling is good actually
Performative decency is actually *so* important for this reason.

It tricks the 10% of ghouls into thinking that there are only 1% of ghouls.

And it makes the 30% of people that don't care one way or another follow the mostly decent crowd
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by crAsh
London's latest Blue Plaque is a brilliant one. (It was put up at the Tesla dealership in Tottenham by campaigners)
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by crAsh
I don't use AI for the same reason I don't eat tapeworms... I don't like parasites.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
fuck cornell
BREAKING: Cornell caved.

Here is the settlement agreement, signed today by the university's president, Michael Kotlikoff: statements.cornell.edu/2025/documen...
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Reposted by crAsh
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
there should be a Unicode character that you can repeat for a Greek Key pattern
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by crAsh
Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
kinda starting to expect them to do a false flag takedown of their own guy
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by crAsh
If your checking account goes underwater by $400 you get hit with fees that make your life harder, but if you lose $12 billion in 3 months you are a Visionary Genius
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The indignity and injustice of waking SEVERAL MINUTES before the alarm
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Reposted by crAsh
Abolish ICE and try every single member in court for their fucking crimes
Folks, saying ABOLISH ICE isn't hard. Quite easy. The water is warm here. Jump in. Mainstream it. People will follow.
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
so for people who feel strongly about butter v mayo for the outside of grilled cheese, check out a new thing you can hate:
www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/news...
Is Butter or Mayo Better on Grilled Cheese? A New Condiment May Finally Put the Debate To Rest
Say hello to ‘Butternaise.’
www.foodnetwork.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reposted by crAsh
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I just saw a Domino's driver go by with enough little tree air fresheners to make me think of Se7en
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM