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From A Certain Point Of View
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
or I might just be muttering to myself
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
how is the main sponsor of ice dancing not Twizzlers
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
this is fantastic! congratulations!!!
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
jonathan coulton's shop vac was on all day yesterday at work
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
not a thing I do that often
but I once played Road to Nowhere on repeat for a week
24/7
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
ditto
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
never said I thought otherwise
its called shitposting for a reason
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
a bald man in a black robe is making a rude gesture
ALT: a bald man in a black robe is making a rude gesture
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:24 AM
you
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
can't because ligma
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
you can just toss the little shotglass when you open it
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
could never (be mad at you)
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
only one, with sufficient velocity
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Well, I've come home
To find you waiting
Home
And we're together
And we'll do wonders
Won't we?
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Speak to me, friend
Whisper, I'll listen
I know, I know
You've been locked out of sight
All these years—
Like me, my friend
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
These are my friends
See how they glisten
See this one shine
How he smiles in the light
My friend, my faithful friend
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
probably stopped counting pretty early on
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
mad skillz, yo
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
we should do more subliminal messages in alt text
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
(makes me feel sad for the rest)
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
😎
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 AM