Daniel Coulbourne
@coulb.com
I run a small software dev shop called Thunk.dev with some of my closest friends.
I live in Philly, grew up in Japan, and was raised by hiphop and the internet.
❤️ Laravel
I live in Philly, grew up in Japan, and was raised by hiphop and the internet.
❤️ Laravel
It’s crazy that they were so institutionally committed to not feeding detainees that they didn’t even have infrastructure to do it. It’s not accidental or incompetent, it’s just the plan.
Judge rules on conditions at ICE detention facility; ICE needs to provide 3 square meals to detainees.
ICE is now scrambling to find a food contractor to provide boxed meals.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
#OneV1
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
ICE is now scrambling to find a food contractor to provide boxed meals.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
#OneV1
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
ICE scrambles to find three meals a day for Chicago detainees after court order
The contract opportunity posted to a government website indicates a need for up to 210 ‘nutritionally balanced’ meals per day
www.independent.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It’s crazy that they were so institutionally committed to not feeding detainees that they didn’t even have infrastructure to do it. It’s not accidental or incompetent, it’s just the plan.
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cosigned.
I can't recommend enough that you watch this video before you apply for a job, especially at a small company www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay_w...
This is Why You Can't Get a Programming Job
YouTube video by Laracasts
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
cosigned.
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pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight
There is some serious baseball going on right now.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
There is some serious baseball going on right now.
This is unhinged and beautiful ❤️
I made one from @calebporzio.bsky.social and @coulb.com too, but it's still a little buggy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hEu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hEu...
No Plans to Merge cartoon theme song intro (fan vide)
YouTube video by Mostly Merge - podcast fan videos
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is unhinged and beautiful ❤️
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"AI types fast. So if you think work is typing, it seems really productive."
- (paraphrasing) @coulb.com
- (paraphrasing) @coulb.com
October 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"AI types fast. So if you think work is typing, it seems really productive."
- (paraphrasing) @coulb.com
- (paraphrasing) @coulb.com
So I broadly agree with all the “No Kings” protesters critiques of the current administration.
Protest is a tool to put the powerful on notice as you what your demands are, and what the consequences will be if they are not met.
Not a fan of protests with permits and police escorts politely begging
Protest is a tool to put the powerful on notice as you what your demands are, and what the consequences will be if they are not met.
Not a fan of protests with permits and police escorts politely begging
October 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
So I broadly agree with all the “No Kings” protesters critiques of the current administration.
Protest is a tool to put the powerful on notice as you what your demands are, and what the consequences will be if they are not met.
Not a fan of protests with permits and police escorts politely begging
Protest is a tool to put the powerful on notice as you what your demands are, and what the consequences will be if they are not met.
Not a fan of protests with permits and police escorts politely begging
Hey dont’t mind me, I’m just deconstructing Iraq war propaganda I remember from my childhood.
That whole thing about “Sadaam Hussein made like 20 guys get plastic surgery to look just like him” was fake right? Like that’s an insane thing that they just said on TV a lot in 2003?
That whole thing about “Sadaam Hussein made like 20 guys get plastic surgery to look just like him” was fake right? Like that’s an insane thing that they just said on TV a lot in 2003?
October 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey dont’t mind me, I’m just deconstructing Iraq war propaganda I remember from my childhood.
That whole thing about “Sadaam Hussein made like 20 guys get plastic surgery to look just like him” was fake right? Like that’s an insane thing that they just said on TV a lot in 2003?
That whole thing about “Sadaam Hussein made like 20 guys get plastic surgery to look just like him” was fake right? Like that’s an insane thing that they just said on TV a lot in 2003?
Taking bets on whether I get this keyboard
October 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Taking bets on whether I get this keyboard
I need a torrent that is a complete mirror of 2010 Datpiff.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I need a torrent that is a complete mirror of 2010 Datpiff.com
Using undocumented APIs be like...
October 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Using undocumented APIs be like...
Looking forward to testing this out this weekend. I've been a Zed maxi for 6 months of so:
github.com/croustibat/z...
github.com/croustibat/z...
GitHub - croustibat/zed-for-laravel: ⚡ Complete Zed Editor configuration for Laravel development - snippets, formatting, tasks & more
⚡ Complete Zed Editor configuration for Laravel development - snippets, formatting, tasks & more - croustibat/zed-for-laravel
github.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Looking forward to testing this out this weekend. I've been a Zed maxi for 6 months of so:
github.com/croustibat/z...
github.com/croustibat/z...
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This is the biggest update to server management since 2014.
◆ Instant Laravel VPS servers
◆ Zero downtime deployments
◆ Team terminal sessions
◆ Free on-forge domains
◆ Health checks, Heartbeats, & real-time metrics
◆ Instant Laravel VPS servers
◆ Zero downtime deployments
◆ Team terminal sessions
◆ Free on-forge domains
◆ Health checks, Heartbeats, & real-time metrics
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is the biggest update to server management since 2014.
◆ Instant Laravel VPS servers
◆ Zero downtime deployments
◆ Team terminal sessions
◆ Free on-forge domains
◆ Health checks, Heartbeats, & real-time metrics
◆ Instant Laravel VPS servers
◆ Zero downtime deployments
◆ Team terminal sessions
◆ Free on-forge domains
◆ Health checks, Heartbeats, & real-time metrics
My theory is that "working class white people solve a murder with the help of big-city cop/journalist" shows only exist so British actors can learn interesting American accents.
Every time I watch one of these shows its Mid-Atlantic-Mushmouth/Cajun/New-England (the weird accents) starring 4 Brits
Every time I watch one of these shows its Mid-Atlantic-Mushmouth/Cajun/New-England (the weird accents) starring 4 Brits
September 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My theory is that "working class white people solve a murder with the help of big-city cop/journalist" shows only exist so British actors can learn interesting American accents.
Every time I watch one of these shows its Mid-Atlantic-Mushmouth/Cajun/New-England (the weird accents) starring 4 Brits
Every time I watch one of these shows its Mid-Atlantic-Mushmouth/Cajun/New-England (the weird accents) starring 4 Brits
We live in unprecedented 🫨
September 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We live in unprecedented 🫨
There is no more proven way to generate last-mile motivation than this song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM9x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM9x...
Nipsey Hussle feat. YG - Last Time That I Checc'd (Official Video)
YouTube video by Nipsey Hussle
www.youtube.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
There is no more proven way to generate last-mile motivation than this song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM9x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM9x...
Someone born the year Country Grammar came out will be defending their doctoral thesis this year.
September 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Someone born the year Country Grammar came out will be defending their doctoral thesis this year.
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I’m thrilled to announce that I will be speaking at Wire⚡Live next month! As someone who has used Livewire since its initial release, I'm excited to share the tips and tricks I use to write production-ready Livewire apps.
Come to Buffalo to help make the first Wire⚡Live great!
Come to Buffalo to help make the first Wire⚡Live great!
September 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m thrilled to announce that I will be speaking at Wire⚡Live next month! As someone who has used Livewire since its initial release, I'm excited to share the tips and tricks I use to write production-ready Livewire apps.
Come to Buffalo to help make the first Wire⚡Live great!
Come to Buffalo to help make the first Wire⚡Live great!
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The Philadelphia Eagles just have “IT” this year. Unreal. That was awesome to watch.
September 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The Philadelphia Eagles just have “IT” this year. Unreal. That was awesome to watch.
I’m sorry the eagles just blocked two field goals in a row to win the game, and the Jets just blocked one to pull ahead. What is going on
September 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’m sorry the eagles just blocked two field goals in a row to win the game, and the Jets just blocked one to pull ahead. What is going on
An interesting sentence from the person yelling outside my house:
“I just got off the fuck work and you’re sitting here doing nothing.”
“I just got off the fuck work and you’re sitting here doing nothing.”
September 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
An interesting sentence from the person yelling outside my house:
“I just got off the fuck work and you’re sitting here doing nothing.”
“I just got off the fuck work and you’re sitting here doing nothing.”
Can't wait to be in Buffalo! I just gave @calebporzio.bsky.social my talk title.
"Livewire.pdf, and Other Abominations"
wire-live.com Buy a ticket, you hooligan!
"Livewire.pdf, and Other Abominations"
wire-live.com Buy a ticket, you hooligan!
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Can't wait to be in Buffalo! I just gave @calebporzio.bsky.social my talk title.
"Livewire.pdf, and Other Abominations"
wire-live.com Buy a ticket, you hooligan!
"Livewire.pdf, and Other Abominations"
wire-live.com Buy a ticket, you hooligan!
Recession indicator. One of the better 2/5 players in the Philly poker scene is getting a job at the mall selling Rolexes.
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Recession indicator. One of the better 2/5 players in the Philly poker scene is getting a job at the mall selling Rolexes.
Nobody seems more bitter than a guy chirping about Android features from 2019 in the comments of an Apple announcement.
A valuable lesson about the perceived value of correctness when yucking yums.
A valuable lesson about the perceived value of correctness when yucking yums.
September 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Nobody seems more bitter than a guy chirping about Android features from 2019 in the comments of an Apple announcement.
A valuable lesson about the perceived value of correctness when yucking yums.
A valuable lesson about the perceived value of correctness when yucking yums.
And like the first leaf falling from the tree, with the stroke of a docusign, sales season became silly season.
🍂🍁🍃
🍂🍁🍃
September 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
And like the first leaf falling from the tree, with the stroke of a docusign, sales season became silly season.
🍂🍁🍃
🍂🍁🍃