@cooleyad.bsky.social
Oh you think your kid’s smart since they can unlock a tablet? Call me when they get around Windows 11 Lock Screen with command prompt
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“When Dracula sees a pretty lady does he get hungry or horny” well first of all he’s obviously Bi and so the answer is “both”
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“When Dracula sees a pretty lady does he get hungry or horny” well first of all he’s obviously Bi and so the answer is “both”
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the baileys are smiling down on him from heaven
At least Chuck Schumer embarrassed himself for nothing.
REPUBLICANS REJECT DEMOCRATS' OFFER TO END SHUTDOWN: GOP AIDE
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the baileys are smiling down on him from heaven
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The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.
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RIP Cheney you were like the first living politician I hated and now you're getting your butt poker in Hell by the devil from Season 2 Simpsons dang
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
RIP Cheney you were like the first living politician I hated and now you're getting your butt poker in Hell by the devil from Season 2 Simpsons dang
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Losing faith in La Fleur
November 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Losing faith in La Fleur
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This is actually a pretty good reason to try to stay healthy and not fall into nihilism - someday you will watch the bodies of your enemies float down the river
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is actually a pretty good reason to try to stay healthy and not fall into nihilism - someday you will watch the bodies of your enemies float down the river
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I got a haunted house right here
*taps on my head
*taps on my head
September 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I got a haunted house right here
*taps on my head
*taps on my head
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Me reading your posts
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Me reading your posts
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I’d post more about how wild trump and the GOP are but I only have so many existential crises I can put myself through on the daily
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’d post more about how wild trump and the GOP are but I only have so many existential crises I can put myself through on the daily
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I'm not a real Millennial
But l'm the proxy-Millennial for these treatlers to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
But l'm the proxy-Millennial for these treatlers to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm not a real Millennial
But l'm the proxy-Millennial for these treatlers to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
But l'm the proxy-Millennial for these treatlers to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
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me: science cannot explain how any breakfast sandwich i am currently having is better than any breakfast sandwich i've ever had
science: (clears throat) it's because you're an idiot
science: (clears throat) it's because you're an idiot
October 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
me: science cannot explain how any breakfast sandwich i am currently having is better than any breakfast sandwich i've ever had
science: (clears throat) it's because you're an idiot
science: (clears throat) it's because you're an idiot
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Weird how when a Dollop gopnik antishipper quote tweets your account you end up deluged with virgins and gymcels in the notifications.
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Weird how when a Dollop gopnik antishipper quote tweets your account you end up deluged with virgins and gymcels in the notifications.
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Which was the style at the time
Cuomo admits that he didn't do enough during the primary on social media, "which is a very popular medium now"
October 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Which was the style at the time
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Imagine being the lil center and you're trying to just snap the ball and f'in Jared Verse is staring at you like food
October 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Imagine being the lil center and you're trying to just snap the ball and f'in Jared Verse is staring at you like food
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I need to hate golf now? Oh wait, I already do.
Phew.
Phew.
September 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I need to hate golf now? Oh wait, I already do.
Phew.
Phew.
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if you work for ICE you’re evil. if you cheer ICE on, you’re evil. ICE has no positive value in this country. it’s just an outlet for people’s worst, most racist and violent impulses.
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
if you work for ICE you’re evil. if you cheer ICE on, you’re evil. ICE has no positive value in this country. it’s just an outlet for people’s worst, most racist and violent impulses.
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Media independence is inherently anarcho-Bidenist.
September 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Media independence is inherently anarcho-Bidenist.
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if this post bothers you, if you are unable to draw a straight line between the imperial presidency/unitary executive/surveillance state building since at least bush 2 and never rolled back; if you cannot draw a straight line between the phony antisemitism moral panic and the kirk one: pls stay mad
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
if this post bothers you, if you are unable to draw a straight line between the imperial presidency/unitary executive/surveillance state building since at least bush 2 and never rolled back; if you cannot draw a straight line between the phony antisemitism moral panic and the kirk one: pls stay mad
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me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
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This is it 100%. It's the equivalent of Roger Goodell showing up at the WH to hang with Trump. This is a group who doesn't watch sports or understand sports and doesn't partake in sports they just hate black and brown people and women and like to express those opinions on social media.
I think by "no sports," they mean Bluesky lacks right wing-coded engagement farming sports accounts that drive the discourse on X. We have actual sports here. It's nice.
September 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is it 100%. It's the equivalent of Roger Goodell showing up at the WH to hang with Trump. This is a group who doesn't watch sports or understand sports and doesn't partake in sports they just hate black and brown people and women and like to express those opinions on social media.
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someone give me a job
September 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
someone give me a job
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Our cities will not yield, you bootlicking piece of shit.
Mike Johnson: "I cannot for the life of me understand how the Democrats think this is some kind of winning political message. Yield man! Let the troops come into your city and show how crime can be reduced."
September 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Our cities will not yield, you bootlicking piece of shit.
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I’m not going to be living my life trying to make opposite decisions to trick Trump into leaving us alone. No. We are going to affirmatively choose what we *do* want.
September 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m not going to be living my life trying to make opposite decisions to trick Trump into leaving us alone. No. We are going to affirmatively choose what we *do* want.