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Oh you think your kid’s smart since they can unlock a tablet? Call me when they get around Windows 11 Lock Screen with command prompt
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Keir Starmer teams up with gendered, antiziganist made man and disgraced firefighter, Jack Dorsey, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Keir Starmer teams up with gendered, antiziganist made man and disgraced firefighter, Jack Dorsey, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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“You there boy what day is it?”
“Uhhh January second”
“FUCK!”
“Uhhh January second”
“FUCK!”
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
“You there boy what day is it?”
“Uhhh January second”
“FUCK!”
“Uhhh January second”
“FUCK!”
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Getting your ass kicked is trending
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Getting your ass kicked is trending
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Reminder that normal people who are not sexual predators spend absolutely no time thinking about kid genitalia.
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reminder that normal people who are not sexual predators spend absolutely no time thinking about kid genitalia.
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I will never apologize for a post
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I will never apologize for a post
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i will not bow to your computer god
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i will not bow to your computer god
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Number 604: a new television show documenting the Impractical Jokers becoming extremely religious called the Penitent Jokers
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Number 604: a new television show documenting the Impractical Jokers becoming extremely religious called the Penitent Jokers
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN….
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN….
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Maybe we would've learned more from Orwell if he hadn't done an elaborate farm animal bit
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Maybe we would've learned more from Orwell if he hadn't done an elaborate farm animal bit
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THE BALL HAS NO MASTERS IT GOES WHERE IT WISHES
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
THE BALL HAS NO MASTERS IT GOES WHERE IT WISHES
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me and my friends would've grilled limu emu with hummus i can tell you that much
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
me and my friends would've grilled limu emu with hummus i can tell you that much
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Every week you get to be like wow they did it again
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Every week you get to be like wow they did it again
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It’s always fun to see the clips of the Sunday political shows because you get to go “yep the news lets people lie to them for an hour and airs it”
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s always fun to see the clips of the Sunday political shows because you get to go “yep the news lets people lie to them for an hour and airs it”
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You drive a Murano? Like from Dillard's?
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You drive a Murano? Like from Dillard's?
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They should ruin another one of life's simple pleasures. Original Pringles maybe
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
They should ruin another one of life's simple pleasures. Original Pringles maybe
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the sign of the devil
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the sign of the devil
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Alec Baldwin: "PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! Coffee's for closers"
Jar jar binks: "Meesa no gotta sit hair and listenen to disa shit"
Jar jar binks: "Meesa no gotta sit hair and listenen to disa shit"
October 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Alec Baldwin: "PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! Coffee's for closers"
Jar jar binks: "Meesa no gotta sit hair and listenen to disa shit"
Jar jar binks: "Meesa no gotta sit hair and listenen to disa shit"
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Purposefully rustling jimmies at a historical inauguration for Episcopalians is a form of internalized racism
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Purposefully rustling jimmies at a historical inauguration for Episcopalians is a form of internalized racism
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![[cartoon of me, admonishing a guy]
MAYBE THAT'S WHY NOBODY TAKES YOUR OPINIONS SERIOUSLY!
BUT...
tsk.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2tjiu3ydbuaznxooclmxjetd/bafkreibsq6yrdecr7b46bnzajs4d62swoqgtreqm3i4wtqgwqoz4qmhwma@jpeg)
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i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline